Favorite lines - EVER by FutureMrsFIllion

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Favorite lines - EVER

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 5:28 PM

We have done it before, but I am bored so here goes.

Favorite line.

"They're called Boobs, Ed"

What is the movie?

---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 6:16 PM

MONKSDAD

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

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Friday, April 27, 2007 3:40 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:
Originally posted by monksdad:
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

The Godfather.

"It flies like a truck"

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:10 PM

FOLLOWMAL

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
We have done it before, but I am bored so here goes.

Favorite line.

"They're called Boobs, Ed"

What is the movie?

Erin Brockovich

I'll have to think of what my favorite line is... I'll be back.

Edit: I'm back.

"If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse."

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:31 PM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...

"No. Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."

Use it on my kids all the time. Even use the voice pretty well.

Rob O.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 4:53 PM

FOLLOWMAL

Quote:
Originally posted by HeWhoKicksAlot:
"No. Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."

Use it on my kids all the time. Even use the voice pretty well.

Rob O.

The Empire Strikes Back

New qoute...

"The sleeper must awaken."

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Friday, April 27, 2007 6:15 PM

MARINA

Quote:
Originally posted by FollowMal:

"The sleeper must awaken."

FFF.net is letting me reply, so I'm not going to pass up the opportunity. Dune.

Easy to identify, but a personal favorite: "I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings."

Don't make faces.

http://amaranton.wordpress.com

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Friday, April 27, 2007 6:20 PM

ZEROKIRYU

"First you wanna blow up the bank, now you wanna rob it."

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 7:07 PM

BLINDOUTLAW

Quote:
Originally posted by FollowMal:
"If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse."

Indiana Jones: The last crusade

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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:51 PM

GLADIATOR32

"...and will somebody catch a goddamn ball!?!? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to f

k a doorknob out there!"

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www.myspace.com/32dan32

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 12:42 PM

INEVERMARRIED

Quote:
Originally posted by Gladiator32:
"...and will somebody catch a goddamn ball!?!? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fk a doorknob out there!"

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That's Patches O'Houllihan from Dodgeball, one of my favourite comedies of all time.

"Today we spell redemption, R-O-N."

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:26 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

"Today we spell redemption, R-O-N." (the legend of Ron Burgundy)

You were born with an asshole, Doris, you don't need Chuck!

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:55 PM

ALLIETHORN7

"Wait, are you using Coconuts? How'd you get Coconuts? We're in a Temperate Zone!!!"

Having fun yet?

-Danny

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
What did Lord of the Flies teach us? That we are inherintly evil and that you will kill someone if given the chance... and never try to catch rocks with your face. That could end badly.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 2:01 PM

INEVERMARRIED

Don't know yours FutureMrsFillion but Alliethorn7's is Monty Python and the Holy Grail methinks.

"You wanna be a big cop in a small town. Fk off up the model village!"

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 2:50 PM

GROTZ

So, you are sitting the apple..good..want a cookie?

Vote for BDM/FF at http://stargate-news.com/
Never kiss'em on the mouth.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:28 PM

ALLIETHORN7

Yes, yes it is. If ye get THIS 'un, though I will personally find some way to reach through the internet and shake your hand (AND I QUOTE)
"I am a Intergalactic Floating Emo-Head- who is a Captain."
If you heard o' this 'un, then you are as cracked as I am!

Having fun yet?

-Danny

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
What did Lord of the Flies teach us? That we are inherintly evil and that you will kill someone if given the chance... and never try to catch rocks with your face. That could end badly.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 3:48 AM

INEVERMARRIED

LOL that must a quote from Mighty Moshing Emo Rangers, surely?

I've never seen it myself but a good mate of mine was raving about it a couple of months back...sounds like a hilarious film.

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Monday, April 30, 2007 5:12 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
"It flies like a truck"

Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the eigth dimension.

"You'll find my boy that life looks better at the bottom of a glass."

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, April 30, 2007 6:43 AM

GIXXER

Gene Hunt: I think you forgot who you're talking to.

Sam Tyler: An overweight, over the hill, tobacco-stained, borderline alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding.

Gene Hunt: (beat) You make that sound like a bad thing.

Forget Torchwood. Watch out for "Life on Mars" on your Brit import channels. Awesome.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 8:17 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

here's mine:

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, April 30, 2007 1:12 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
here's mine:

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

Why is the rum always gone?

Ace Ventura

"Like I could tip a cow by myself!"

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:28 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

sweet home alabama?

Here's a good one:

Bum: Got any spare change?
Fletcher: Why not?
Bum: Well, could ya spare some?
Fletcher: Yes I could!
Bum: So, why don't you?
Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it! I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!... Plus I'm cheap! AHHH!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:42 PM

ALLIETHORN7

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
IT'S A PARODY OF Power Rangers over on MTVUK. It rea;;y is awesome.
Heres one for ya:
"My Master went to the moon in a Rocket of Flaming Cheese! I LIKE CHEESE!!!!"

-Danny

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
What did Lord of the Flies teach us? That we are inherintly evil and that you will kill someone if given the chance... and never try to catch rocks with your face. That could end badly.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:45 PM

INEVERMARRIED

Quote:

Here's a good one:

Bum: Got any spare change?
Fletcher: Why not?
Bum: Well, could ya spare some?
Fletcher: Yes I could!
Bum: So, why don't you?
Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it! I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!... Plus I'm cheap! AHHH!

Why is the rum always gone?

I recognise that, that's Liar Liar! Haven't seen that film for ages. I remember I used to have a huge crush on Jennifer Tilly when I was 12 because of that film.

EDIT: Had to find this exchange on imdb.com, always makes me chuckle:

Jay: Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the f

k is this s

t? Who the f

k are you, lady? Why the f

k did you hug my head?
Metatron: Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?
Jay: What the f

k is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?
Metatron: I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes.
Jay: What the f

k does that mean? Has everyone gone f

n' nuts? What the f

k happened to that guy's head? I want some...
[God kisses him on the cheek. Jay faints]

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:51 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

bingo

this is one of my favorites:

Evan: In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director: What did he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician: The prompter's fine.
Director: Evan, read the copy. Please, the copy's good, just... read it.
Evan: The White House Reception Committee greeted the Prime rib roast Minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I 'lika' do da cha-cha.

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, April 30, 2007 3:50 PM

JOSSISAGOD

One of my favorites:
Joanne: [Jealous that some girly-girls are getting attention from some hot guys] What do they have that we don't have?
Wei Wei Yong: Lives.
Mina Hoyt: Time.
Haley Graham: Boobs.
[Mina and Wei Wei look at their chests]

I got it off of IMDB. From the one (I hesitate to use this word) "Chick Flick" I actually watched for more than just the bodies on the screen. OK, that was more than a line, but it wouldn't have worked otherwise.

Fe'nos Tol
JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
"Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 9:11 AM

ALLIETHORN7

Inevermarried: that is Dogma, the quintessential Jay and Silent Bob flic. Awesomeness incarnate.
Now, I think I'm gonna sing the Doom Song;
"Doom di da di Doom,
Doom Doom di da Doom,
Di da di da Doom Doom Doom,
Doom di da di Doom..."

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
What did Lord of the Flies teach us? That we are inherintly evil and that you will kill someone if given the chance... and never try to catch rocks with your face. That could end badly.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 10:49 AM

GARBLER

From TV:

"He's got more fingers in more pies than a leper on a production line!"

From just over two weeks ago at Universal Studios Florida:

Cast Member: Where are you guys from?
Dad: Dorset in England
Cast Member: ... Is that in Manchester?

:-D

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Friday, May 18, 2007 2:57 AM

MRSHINYVERSE

One of mine is..........

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

MrSV

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Friday, May 18, 2007 3:15 AM

MRSHINYVERSE

Another is.........

"Your Best? Losers whine on about their best, winners go home and f

k the prom queen."

MrSV

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 4:01 PM

MRSHINYVERSE

k it. i have to,

FFFFREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

que the bagpipes & violins etc. No shame here, I love gibson for that one.

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 6:25 PM

From my all-time favorite movie:

Mike Tobacco: It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!

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Sunday, May 20, 2007 6:16 AM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...

Okay, here goes. My wife wanted to see "The Devil Wears Prada" so I humored her. It's actually one of the funniest movies I've see in quite some time. And here's one of the best lines...

"Please, continue moving at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me..."

Rob O.

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