old'uns but good'uns by seryn

TALK STORY

old'uns but good'uns

POSTED BY: SERYN
UPDATED: Saturday, May 26, 2007 14:58
SHORT URL:
VIEWED: 971
PAGE 1 of 1

Saturday, May 26, 2007 3:08 AM

ok, these are ancient but i found then in my out box when i was cleaning up, and the made me giggle so hard i did the mutley laugh.

Enjoy!

Mensa have once again asked members to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realise it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.

(junior readers please look away now... this happens to be my favourite though so I can't just delete it)

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:45 PM

CRUITHNE3753

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

Revised version:-

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole. Often employed in a managerial role.

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:58 PM

PENGUIN

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

YOUR OPTIONS

SHARE THREAD

NEW POSTS TODAY

USER	POST DATE

USER

POST DATE