The League Of Psychic Nutcases - I Can Fly!!! by zerokiryu

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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
You're squishy.

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come here,
Squishy. Come here, little Squishy.

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"My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, are you really ready to see that vision?"

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 6:27 AM

OW! Bad Squishy Bad Bad

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 6:32 AM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
No, I can't!!!!

Sure you can. All you need to do is close your eyes, clap three times, say the magic word, "larrymoeandcurly", and sprout wings and you can fly.

*dragon dave soars into the air after delivering sage advice*

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 6:42 AM

OK what exactly is "the nick of time"? I mean I know what the phrase means, but where on earth did it come from?

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 6:51 AM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
Sure you can. All you need to do is close your eyes, clap three times, say the magic word, "larrymoeandcurly", and sprout wings and you can fly.

Okay.

*Closes eyes, claps three times*

Larrymoeandcurly!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!!

COOOOOOOOL!!!!

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"My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, are you really ready to see that vision?"

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 6:54 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
OK what exactly is "the nick of time"? I mean I know what the phrase means, but where on earth did it come from?

Santa Clause, frequently referred to as Saint Nick, delivers all of his presents in the same minute betwixt Midnight and 12:01 AM on December the 25th. Obviously he has immense time travel capabilities, not as flexible perhaps as the Tardis but clearly more reliable; therefor it is plain to see that the Nick of Time is in fact the rotund man in red of song and story.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 7:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Sure you can. All you need to do is close your eyes, clap three times, say the magic word, "larrymoeandcurly", and sprout wings and you can fly.

Okay.

*Closes eyes, claps three times*

Larrymoeandcurly!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!!

COOOOOOOOL!!!!

Of course now that you've started the trend everybody is going to want wings. The sky's likely to get a mite crowded.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 7:13 AM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
Santa Clause, frequently referred to as Saint Nick

Classic.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 8:18 AM

LOL that is so freakin funny

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 8:56 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
LOL that is so freakin funny

Yes, The Boondocks is one of the greatest (And funniest) comic strips in recent memory, IMO.

My quote came from the tv series.

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"My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, are you really ready to see that vision?"

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 11:19 AM

See amusement is everywhere...you just have to look:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 11:41 AM

ALLIETHORN7

Wings?
I WANT WINGS!!!

-Danny

We move for all mankind,
A million miles from everything we've ever know...
We're on their hearts and minds,
A million heads are bowed to bring us safely home...
Hemmed in by emptiness,
A million ways that everything could be undone...

THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
My Master went to the Moon in a Rocket of Flamin' Cheese!
I LIKE CHEESE!!!
http://www.myspace.com/otherrandomdude

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 3:19 AM

KELKHIL

*runs in and Sporks LA29, Roxy and Zero*

*Skips out*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 3:23 AM

Brings up A Wish for Wings the Work...I love that movie ( and sweet Penguin offered me a copy)

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 5:35 AM

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Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Wings?
I WANT WINGS!!!

The whole series? Or is there an episode you are particularly fond of?

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 5:36 AM

Oh I love that show...I think there has never been a show with such great brother chemistry... they were totally believable as brothers...and the supporting cast rocked!

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 5:45 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
Oh I love that show...I think there has never been a show with such great brother chemistry... they were totally believable as brothers...and the supporting cast rocked!

Aye, it we're a goodun'.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 5:50 AM

And the lines were hilarious
Example for those who don't know

This is the worst Christmas ever. I had thought it was the one when our parents bought us hamsters and forgot to poke holes in the boxes, but at least that had a moment of suspense.

Brian Hackett: Listen, We are throwing a suprise engagement party for Joe and Helen and um your all invited.
Casey Chappel Davenport: Its at the Harbor House tonight, we'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30
Roy Biggins: Well, its a little last minute but its a party and who am I to pass up a big sandwich. How many feet you go for, eight feet?
Lowell Mather: No, this is Joe and Helen, its gotta be the ten footer!
Brian Hackett: Brace yourself guys... um... were not having a big sandwich.
Lowell Mather: Excuse me um almost sounded like you said there'd be no big sandwich.
Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Everyone loves the big sandwich.
Roy Biggins: A party with out a big sandwich? it it it it its just not done.
Casey Chappel Davenport: All right! Enough about the big sandwich. I am sure you will all be more than pleased with the food especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached Salmon.
Lowell Mather: How many feet did you get?
Casey Chappel Davenport: It doesn't come by the foot.
Lowell Mather: Then how do you know when your full?
Casey Chappel Davenport: I gotta get off this Island

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 9:15 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

After leaving a spork and glomping trap for the silly Shirtless One

,Roxy,Zero & her friend DragonDavid ..
LA spreads her wings & flies off to the cheesecake fields ...

I am an albatross after all

Bryce
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" A revolution without dancing ,is a revolution not worth having.." V

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
After leaving a spork and glomping trap for the silly Shirtless One ,Roxy,Zero & her friend DragonDavid ..
LA spreads her wings & flies off to the cheesecake fields ...

I am an albatross after all

I'm not sure how to feel about being simultaneously sporked and glomped. I think I'll chase LA until I figure it out.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:05 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
After leaving a spork and glomping trap for the silly Shirtless One ,Roxy,Zero & her friend DragonDavid ..
LA spreads her wings & flies off to the cheesecake fields ...

I am an albatross after all

I'm not sure how to feel about being simultaneously sporked and glomped. I think I'll chase LA until I figure it out.

Sounds painful......

*Flies off after LA and Dave*

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 3:24 PM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Sounds painful......

It's disco??? No, wait, that would be painful sounds.

Quote:
*Flies off after LA and Dave*

Haha. You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread dragon. Hahaha.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 7:09 PM

http://www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
http:/www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*through a mouthfull of gingerbread*

No food in the verse can stop me...

*looks at Dave*

Sorry about your tail there... it'll grow back though!

*Tries flying and realises she isn't concentrating hard enough...*

YOu have to really concentrate on flying if you don't have wings... I keep getting distracted by my knife persona...

The hell with this... I am a knife!!!

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Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:12 AM

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Originally posted by magdalena:
You have to really concentrate on flying if you don't have wings... I keep getting distracted by my knife persona...

Some say it's just the opposite. The knack to flying involves throwing yourself at the ground very hard and then suddenly forgetting you're falling. I wouldn't know though, as being a dragon, I have the full complement of wings.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Friday, August 17, 2007 2:41 AM

www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

nah... take it from me - I fly all the time when I am not distracted by certain blades and the like... you have to take a big step and kind of jump then hold your breath in a certain way and concentrate on not landing - you can keep it going for some time I find... unless I get woken up that is...

Oh I know - I am a flying dagger!!

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Friday, August 17, 2007 2:50 AM

KELKHIL

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Some say it's just the opposite. The knack to flying involves throwing yourself at the ground very hard and then suddenly forgetting you're falling.

But see the most important part of this method is that you have to miss the ground (which takes alot of painful practice to get right)

*Sporks Mags and leaves some spork traps out for Roxy, LA29 and Zero*

*Skips around the thread wearing a pancake hat*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, August 17, 2007 3:00 AM

http://www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
http:/www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*loses concentration again as her twin sporks her*

starts skipping after him and singing the flying dagger song...

I am a flying dagger,
I fly and fly and fly...

...and if I catch right up to you,
I'll stab you and you'll die...

*stops skipping after her twin brother on account of the trouble she'd be in if she did accidently stab her twin brother...*

*sits on the ground and removes sporks from various parts of her person*

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Friday, August 17, 2007 5:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
Oh I know - I am a flying dagger!!

*Hovers in midair*

Ziyi Zhang?

Where!!!

Where, dammit!!!!!!!

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Friday, August 17, 2007 1:03 PM

TRAVELER

Let us pause for a moment and absorb the fact that Firefly is number one. Numero uno. Top banana. Made the grade. Climbed the heap. Clobbered Xena.

Okay back to having fun.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Friday, August 17, 2007 2:56 PM

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Originally posted by traveler:
Let us pause for a moment and absorb the fact that Firefly is number one. Numero uno. Top banana. Made the grade. Climbed the heap. Clobbered Xena.

Okay back to having fun.

*dragon dave dances a chorus line of one*

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Friday, August 17, 2007 3:12 PM

PENGUIN

...One...singular sensation...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, August 17, 2007 3:33 PM

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Originally posted by Penguin:
...One...singular sensation...

Run, fly, flee from the three sheep chorus line!

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Friday, August 17, 2007 9:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
...One...singular sensation...

............Scary............

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Saturday, August 18, 2007 6:51 AM

TRAVELER

Hello MSG:

You really did not believe that story about "Nick of Time".

You see nick is a very small thing. Like getting a nick on you finger or there's a slight nick in the right rear fender of you car. So "Nick of Time" is a small slice time. Meaning very quick.

"Think she bought that one."
"There's a good chance."
"Were speaking out loud."
"Oooooh."
"Never mind."

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Saturday, August 18, 2007 7:43 AM

http://www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
http:/www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
...One...singular sensation...

Every little step she takes.......

OH and I did pause... but I fell out of the sky Traveler... you shouldn't make me pause when I am flying - it breaks my concentration... it's a good thing I only fly a couple of feet above the ground... I could have hurt myself...

...or some of the sheep!

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Saturday, August 18, 2007 8:33 AM

ok so glomp+spork = glork
or glomp+spork= spomp

Magda- I could not love your knife animation more...drool would that I were such a knife:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Saturday, August 18, 2007 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
spomp

And scircumstance?

Sbom, sbom sbom sbom, sbom sbom.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Sunday, August 19, 2007 4:55 AM

http://www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
http:/www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

shlobaglob... mini shlobaglob...

I have a pet dugong and I shall call it shlobaglob...

wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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Sunday, August 19, 2007 6:02 AM

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Originally posted by magdalena:
I have a pet dugong and I shall call it shlobaglob...

Pokemon scare me.........

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Sunday, August 19, 2007 6:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I have a pet dugong and I shall call it shlobaglob...

Pokemon scare me.........

Then you probably don't want to meet my Squirtle.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Monday, August 20, 2007 4:28 AM

http://www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
http:/www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

my dugong could splash on your squirtle anyday!

Except Sundays... or the 2nd Monday of the month... or the fifth Wednesday whenever there is one... which is about 4 times a year on average...

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Monday, August 20, 2007 5:55 AM

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Originally posted by magdalena:
my dugong could splash on your squirtle anyday!

Except Sundays... or the 2nd Monday of the month... or the fifth Wednesday whenever there is one... which is about 4 times a year on average...

But it looks like the Albatrosses (Albatri?) totally own the Dugong.

http://www.hsi.org.au/protection_wildlife&habitat/International%20Laws
%20and%20Treaties/Internatioal_Laws.htm

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Monday, August 20, 2007 6:57 AM

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

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Monday, August 20, 2007 7:47 AM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Matey! 'Tis a pirates life for me.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Sunday, August 26, 2007 6:27 AM

It's time to dance this mess around!

I want everybody in front doing a two step. Waltzers in the back. Fox trot to the left. My Left. Tango to the right. You folks on the ceiling do the twist.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, August 26, 2007 7:02 AM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
I want everybody in front doing a two step. Waltzers in the back. Fox trot to the left. My Left. Tango to the right. You folks on the ceiling do the twist.

Stop.........Hammertime.

Ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhhh.

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What's in my CD player: L'Arc~En~Ciel - Awake

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Sunday, August 26, 2007 9:16 AM