The Other Other Caption Game by daveshayne

Thanks Dave. I was beginning to go cold turkey there. The cold sweats, shivers and short temper would not have gone down well with Mrs CC.

Afterwards, Zoe was real mad. Mal's paranoia about space vampires had finally got the better of him and he loaded Zoe's rifle with his experimental crucifix rounds without telling her.

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Sunday, September 23, 2007 12:52 PM

Zoe: Are you sure this is a smart way to light a cigarette?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, September 23, 2007 1:20 PM

DARKJESTER

Zoe (to approaching F*X execs): "What's that? You want to surrender? LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!"

OR -

Who needs Vera? Zoe has Buster!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Sunday, September 23, 2007 1:38 PM

Mal: Stretch out your feelings and use the force Zoe.

Zoe: But with eyes shut I can't see the target marker.

Mal: You're eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.

Zoe fires.

Jayne: Ahh! Gorramit my leg.

Mal: Errr!

Zoe: Erm, run sir?

Mal: Yep running would be good.

Sound of running boots disappearing into the distance.

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Sunday, September 23, 2007 5:00 PM

ZOE: I dunno, Sir. Seems like overkill, just to melt a few marshmallows.

bun
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Sunday, September 23, 2007 8:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
ZOE: I dunno, Sir. Seems like overkill, just to melt a few marshmallows.

Tee hee.

C'mon'a keep those captions rolling.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, September 23, 2007 8:22 PM

BLINDOUTLAW

Zoe: Die you gorram bunny rabits!!

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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

[url] http://www.myspace.com/blindoutlaw [/url]

- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

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Monday, September 24, 2007 12:02 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:

Afterwards, Zoe was real mad. Mal's paranoia about space vampires had finally got the better of him and he loaded Zoe's rifle with his experimental crucifix rounds without telling her.

That's just genius! I hadn't even noticed that! I bow down to your greatness.

Zoe had been practicing her sexy pout and eyelash bat and yet somehow men still seemed to find her unapproachable.

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Hissssssssss!

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Monday, September 24, 2007 12:58 AM

MUTT999

Today on Serenity Valley Sesame Street: Addition.

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Monday, September 24, 2007 5:24 AM

What happened? He see your face?

YAY! A new one. Thx Daveshayne.

Moonbrain: If you look close enough, you can make out the face of Jesus in a sandbag and the face of Mary in her sleeve.

Casual Observer: I see a cross. Hallelujah!!!

Moonbrain: Now that is just nonsense.

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Monday, September 24, 2007 6:28 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Today on Serenity Valley Sesame Street: Addition.

LOL!

Or even:

Zoe + bullets = > purplebellies

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Monday, September 24, 2007 6:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
YAY! A new one. Thx Daveshayne.

Oh you're welcome. Though really you should thank still-flying for hosting a gajillion screencaps. Made my job easy I tell ya.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, September 24, 2007 11:33 AM

Zoe was suffering from a rather extreme version of somnambulism.

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Monday, September 24, 2007 12:47 PM

Quote:

Oh you're welcome. Though really you should thank still-flying for hosting a gajillion screencaps. Made my job easy I tell ya.

David

still-flying is a gift indeed. I've spent many
an hour there, LingOL.
And this chance to caption is also a gift, so
TQVVVVVVVVM, kind sir.
/suck-up

GINA (Commentary track): Remember how they were afraid to let me use that thing? Thought I'd burn down the set? Showed them.
NATHAN (ditto): Yeah. Burned down the whole studio...
JEWEL: (ditto) Did not!!! (flips Nathan a bird but it's inaudible)

Edited much later to add (why waste another post?)

CAPTAIN: Red, gorramnit -- use Red!! Unless you want us lyin' here for weeks, dyin' by the thousands...

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007 7:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
TQVVVVVVVVM

Not quite sure what you're saying there but I'm sure it's a fine sentiment.

*singing* Lolly lolly lolly get your captions here. *singing*

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007 12:17 PM

I'm sure beautiful Bun' will correct me if I'm wrong:

TQVVVVVVVM = Thank You Very Very etc Much.

It took a few moments but Zoe reaction revealed that a stray bullet had hit the company septic tanker.

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007 4:42 PM

heheeee, CC.
Your translation is correct.
But:
Points off for being wrong about bun beauty.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007 9:15 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Early in their relationship, Wash had tried to woo Zoe by rigging up Serenity to produce fiery air kisses.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007 9:30 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Zoe: WIFE SOUP!?!? Comin' right up.

OR

The Purplebellies’ new tactic of flaming ninja stars was much preferred over exploding apples.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007 9:35 AM

MSG

Zoe's objection to Wash's new haircut was strong and dangerous...she didn't even bother with her pinky

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:10 PM

Mal would suffer for stealing the flash suppressor on Zoe's rifle as a practical joke.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007 5:22 PM

Hehehehe Still time to caption. I haven't figured out what I'm doing about the poll.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007 8:24 PM

Zoe was mildly annoyed to discover that after
her concentrated work in dreaming up captions
the dude who was running the show didn't know
how to run the voting.
"I'll pick a winner!"

bun
Frisky Browncoat
don't puke on the C-4

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Thursday, September 27, 2007 4:00 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Zoe was mildly annoyed to discover that after
her concentrated work in dreaming up captions
the dude who was running the show didn't know
how to run the voting.
"I'll pick a winner!"

Uh...then I vote for FloralBunny!

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Thursday, September 27, 2007 5:01 AM

MSG

fear the floralbunny...giggle

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, September 27, 2007 8:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Zoe was mildly annoyed to discover that after
her concentrated work in dreaming up captions
the dude who was running the show didn't know
how to run the voting.
"I'll pick a winner!"

There is still time. I'm sure I'll figure it out.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Thursday, September 27, 2007 1:57 PM

he he he
Fear not!
It's FloralBunny,
Not Vorpal Bunny.

As to time available, that seems to be most generously
allowed, though "abusers" are picked
at like scabs by some participants eager to get
on to the next round.

We know you'll figger it out.
(You could even start another one without having
a winner from the previous one! What a concept!)

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Zoe tried to use some captured ammo and discovered
that the box contained mostly heavy-duty
sticking-plaster rounds.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Thursday, September 27, 2007 2:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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Zoe tried to use some captured ammo and discovered
that the box contained mostly heavy-duty
sticking-plaster rounds.
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CC inadvertently snorts milk out of his nose after reading the Bun's submission.

Oh, and Vorpal Bunny. I had to look that one up.

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CaptainCoupi makes his guess in the 'spot the bullet' competition.
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Friday, September 28, 2007 6:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
As to time available, that seems to be most generously
allowed, though "abusers" are picked
at like scabs by some participants eager to get
on to the next round.

This I know.

Quote:
We know you'll figger it out.

Yeah I probably just need to find one of those other threads and look at their poll to see who they use and then sign up.

And I can not believe nobody else has used this one yet so,

Zoe: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, September 28, 2007 6:02 PM

Quote:

CC inadvertently snorts milk out of his nose after reading the Bun's submission.

Beats the heck out of half-chewed walnuts. Or kahlua.

Quote:

Oh, and Vorpal Bunny. I had to look that one up.

So did I.

daveshayne, maybe one of the other caption hosts will reveal his trade secrets and put an end to your mystification.

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"I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again..."
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"I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed."
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bun
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Saturday, September 29, 2007 4:16 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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"I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again..."
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"I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed."
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Both of these are just excellent Bun Bun 3000.

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Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:22 AM

Best get your captions in folks. I'll find a poll host eventually. Don't want to be left behind in a time of war.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Saturday, September 29, 2007 1:17 PM

Mal (two minutes ago): Hey Zoe. Bet you two cans o' beans and this apple you can't shoot this rock off of the top of Tracy's head with yer eyes closed.

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Saturday, September 29, 2007 1:25 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Quote:
CaptainCoupi makes his guess in the 'spot the bullet' competition.

You are a very funny man sir.

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Saturday, September 29, 2007 3:15 PM

I'd think twice about playin' games with me there, mister -- I will blow you to pieces.
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Stealth -- you may have heard of it.
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Zoe tried and tried but couldn't make her BWAH as elegant and civilized as the Captain's.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
(some of the best lines are from the show)
(some are not)

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Monday, October 1, 2007 1:36 PM

Never hiccup when carrying a heavy duty assault rifle with the safety off.

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Monday, October 1, 2007 2:26 PM

ZOE: Might want to get your pants stitched up again, sir. I'm going to do a lot better with this thing when I can open my eyes.

hiccup???
heh.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...and relax...and relax...
Don't puke on the C-4.

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Monday, October 1, 2007 5:03 PM

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY

All this warring made Zoe a sleepy girl

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Monday, October 1, 2007 8:18 PM

Love the banner, SHSL!

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Rations got lost. We're gonna have to eat the men!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
...and relax...and relax...and relax...
But that wasn't my purse.
Don't puke on the C-4

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Tuesday, October 2, 2007 5:42 PM

Ok I think I got the polling thing figured out so one more day for those last minute entries and then we can votify. Well you can votify. I must be content tabumalating.

David

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007 6:16 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Zoe: That white flag makes for an easy target.

OR

Zoe: Mal! Quick! This group over here likes it when you shoot at them!

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007 6:48 AM

And for my last try on this one, something surreal.

Zoe was deathly afraid of seaweed. So much so that when she ran into a big clump of it there was only one reaction she could have.

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007 2:36 PM

SAB39

Mal (OS): First rule of fighting, little one? Never let the enemy know where you are.
Zoe: I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU SEE ME!? I'M RIGHT HERE

Mal (OS): Course, there are other schools of thought.

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007 5:23 PM

Ok. I think this will work. Really this choosing vote options is hard work. I really wanted to choose them all. In the end I had to force myself to keep it to ten (sorry Sab39.) Anyway may the best caption win.

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/17886

David

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007 8:19 PM

Votey votey bump 'em up!

(They're all funny. We done outdid ourselves this time!)

Reminder: Nathan is on Ellen tomorrow Oct. 4 in the US. And so is Tom Selleck. Yay.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...and relax...and relax...and relax...
But it wasn't my purse.
Don't puke on the C-4.
I don't kid about quiche!

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Thursday, October 4, 2007 7:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Reminder: Nathan is on Ellen tomorrow Oct. 4 in the US. And so is Tom Selleck. Yay.

That's today now.

I do so love it when people vote.

David

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Thursday, October 4, 2007 7:47 AM