The Other Other Caption Game Round 3 Round Midnight by daveshayne

Big Gratz, C&V!

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Fei-oo has to go to Tribal Council again.
BOOK: I'll lay you 6 to 1 they vote out Jim Bob.
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or
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Nearly everybody gathers to watch Mal's pre-taped
interview with Craig Ferguson.
Nobody notices that the other 3 are in Jayne's bunk.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 2:47 PM

Wow, thanks all. I am deeply honored!!

Everybody had different reactions to Jayne's naked diversion, but Shepard Book's was surely the most disconcerting.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 2:56 PM

SUPERUNKNOWN

Mal: Now somethin' about this is just downright unsettlin' ... I can accept a bunch of folk makin' a statue of Jayne, but terraforming a whole planet to look like his face?

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 3:26 PM

Even when he managed not to mix up the names River and Summer, Sean Maher's habit of looking straight at the camera during takes meant that he was responsible for most of the filming delays.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 3:35 PM

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY

Well done C&V!

Joss: OK everyone, I've just decided that Wash is going to die too!

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 4:58 PM

It was bad enough that Jayne had stolen the only functioning shuttle when the ship's life support began to fail, but then he contacted the rest of the crew to let them know that he had taken River and Inara with him "cuz they're the best lookin."

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 5:02 PM

^^^LOL^^^

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Hypnotized by the di-version, the crew failed
to notice Something infiltrating Serenity and
beginning to colonize the pilot's left forearm.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
etc.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007 5:46 PM

PEGLEG

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The crew eagerly awaited the newest Serenity 2 rumor, with the lifelike cardboard cutouts of Wash and Book to keep them company.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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Monday, October 29, 2007 12:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

River (OS): "It's getting very very crowded!"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, October 29, 2007 4:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Everybody had different reactions to Jayne's naked diversion, but Shepard Book's was surely the most disconcerting.

and

Quote:
Originally posted by ShinyHineySuperLimey:
Joss: OK everyone, I've just decided that Wash is going to die too!

are both too awesome for words.

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Monday, October 29, 2007 7:02 AM

SICKDUDE

Gozar the Gozarian (offscreen): The form of the destructor has been chosen.
Book: Wait a minute, no one chose anything! I didn't choose anything.... And who would have chosen a triceratops, anyway?!

or

Book: My God, Mal, you're right! We are so very pretty....

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Monday, October 29, 2007 10:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Wow, thanks all. I am deeply honored!!

I'm thinking you'll win this one, too. :) Congrats!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, October 29, 2007 11:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Saturday Matinee. Book: "Let's start with the part where the chicken crosses the road, 'cause I don't think that's ever getting old."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, October 29, 2007 12:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Wow, thanks all. I am deeply honored!!

I'm thinking you'll win this one, too. :) Congrats!

Thanks to asarian, floralbunny, and Sab39 for the very kind words!! I have been laughing myself silly at the genius captions on this thread. There are some damn funny browncoats out there!! Thanks Daveshayne for the pretties.

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Monday, October 29, 2007 12:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Thanks to asarian, floralbunny, and Sab39 for the very kind words!! I have been laughing myself silly at the genius captions on this thread. There are some damn funny browncoats out there!! Thanks Daveshayne for the pretties.

Well, you're welcome. Though really the praise for the pictures must go to still-flying.net which is where I've been getting them from.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, October 29, 2007 12:17 PM

Book's reminiscences about the altar boys weren't well received.

(Inspired by the parody I wrote a few years back)

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Monday, October 29, 2007 6:19 PM

OMG, sab39! LMAO!!!!

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LIIIIIIIIVE from ARIELLLLL -- It's
Baaaarry Manilow and Tooooony Bennett!!!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007 8:41 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Woah, I'm away for a few days and I miss all this wonderful captionage.

The bean burrito Book had eaten at lunch picked the wrong time to kick in.

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http://boards.nbcuni.com/universalHD/index.php?showforum=4

Say Thanks to Universal for the BDM at www.bigdamnthankyou.com

nusquam in ut nusquam

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007 10:03 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Good stuff guys.

Simon: Where are we headed?

Book: The end of the line.

Wash on com: *schurchsh* Thats seven reaver happy meals and two side salads. ...anything else? *schurchsh*

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007 11:28 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

You know, it DOES look like the F*x executives have their heads up the rear end of a horse!

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007 4:06 PM

LMAO & other acronyms. Gonna have to change clothes. Heh.

Was listening to Capitol Steps' Hallowe'en show and then came to catch up on the captions, causing a serious humour overlap.

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JOSS (in explain-y voice): Chi-ar-o-scur-o. Got it?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:13 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

OS - Jayne "You know its Thriller! Thriller Night!"

Book "The boy's pretty good, you think?"

Wash (Under his breath) "Thriller, WooHoo!"

((I thought Alan's arms looked like he was trying to do the choreography, hence the Michael Jackson Reference.))

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 10:01 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Book: Any luck finding our man Jayne?
Mr. Universe: Didn’t take too many feeds before I…
Kaylee: (surprised) Wait… Is that?
Mal: (not so much) …Heart of Gold Bordello.
Wash: *uuggh* Poor Vera. (now stately) Look away my children. Look away!

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 10:26 AM

Badger (OS Dressed as Niska): Trick or Treat
Mal: Aren't you a little old for this?
Book: Aw, but he looks so cute.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 2:39 PM

MUTT999

While the others were watching Planet Terror, Book hoped no one would notice that he had crazy-glued his thumbs together, again.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 2:45 PM

continuing dave's estimable effort:
KAYLEE: We're out of Milky Way bars already.
SIMON (hiding something behind the door-jamb:
How did that happen?
ZOE: Lose the hat, Mister B., you'll boost the illusion some.
RIVER (on the com system): I know where the
Milky Way bars are.
SIMON: Uhhh, no you don't...
RIVER: Those aren't peanut butter cups in that
bag, Simon!

(holiday on the brain! got the candy ready here,
kids'll be along later)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
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Thursday, November 1, 2007 10:09 AM

Ron was the only cast member who hadn't heard which network Joss's new show would be on.

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Thursday, November 1, 2007 12:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

River (as Serenity): You have seen Simon. He loves to stand at the door to say "Boo!"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, November 1, 2007 2:13 PM

Nine episodes in, Joss informs the cast that Fox have finally realized that his "new" show Dollhouse is really just the second season of Firefly.

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Friday, November 2, 2007 1:21 PM

A bump, a bump, abump, abumpa, bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, November 2, 2007 5:14 PM

X-treme Spaceboarding presents Freestyle
Doubles! Contestant Pair #7: Tam and Cobb --
3 - 2 - 1 - GO!!!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
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Saturday, November 3, 2007 2:29 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Book didn't mind the rest of the crew sitting in on Simon givinh him his prostate exam, so long as they didn't look directly at him at the moment of entry.

OR

Simon: Simon says...Cross your arms! Ah ha! Zoe, Book, Wash...you're out!

OR

As the crew was watching River jam out on Guitar Hero, Wash was about to throw up the horns. Only the look on Book's face stopped him.

OR

While the crew all had different reactions to the corpse floating outside, no one expected Book's bout of uncontrollable laughter.

I'll be back later with more...I must think on this.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

http://manwithpez.livejournal.com

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 1:19 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

All the good ones are already taken. :) So, just a lame one for bump:

Kaylee (thinking): Yeah, I see him. But what am I fancying the doc for? Next series I'll go for BEING the doctor.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 1:40 PM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:

having applied the cortical electodes, the crew gathered round for some fun... "Dance hacker - DANCE!!!" :)

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 5:16 PM

The BDHs gather in front of the HD screen to
review photos and videos of the latest Con.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 5:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Book: And for my next slide, the Special Hell: reserved for child molestors and people who hack the BSR!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 7:01 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Deep Voice - "In the criminal justice system, petty theft is carried out by small crews in flying pieces of Go Se. In 'Firefly' that crew is the crew of Serenity, who will take any job, legal or not, to keep flyin'" /Duhn Duhn Noise

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Saturday, November 3, 2007 8:45 PM

SUPERUNKNOWN

From left to right: manly-girl Zoe Washburne, girly-girl Kaylee Frye, manly-man Malcolm Reynolds and girly-man Simon Tam ..

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Sunday, November 4, 2007 2:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by superunknown:

From left to right: manly-girl Zoe Washburne, girly-girl Kaylee Frye, manly-man Malcolm Reynolds and girly-man Simon Tam ..

In front funny-man Wash and monastically-funny-man Book.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, November 5, 2007 4:36 PM

Not shown sexy-funny-girl Inara, crazy-funny-girl River, and gun-crazy-funny-man with a girls name Jayne.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007 10:49 AM

bump. When do we get voting?

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007 10:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
bump. When do we get voting?

When I decide we do. And I haven't decided yet so there are plenty of caption making chances for all you late humorists. Late humorists? Have I opened up the contest to Will Rodgers and Mark Twain? Only time will tell.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:44 PM

Or, if not late, merely slow?
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BOOK: Daveshayne claims he's The Decider, but he's not the first. This could be interesting.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
Is it about that pregnancy you've been faking?
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Wednesday, November 7, 2007 6:28 AM