The Other Other Caption Game Round 8 Round Fractions To The Nearest Whole Dollar by daveshayne

Our previous winner, by a landslide, is Asarian with

Book: E=mc2.

Congratulations!

Our next entertainment involves our Captain in an expository frame of mind.

Mal: She's got huge... tracts of land.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, February 24, 2008 4:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Our previous winner, by a landslide, is Asarian with

Book: E=mc2.

Congratulations!

LOL. Thanks. It'was the hair. :)

Quote:

Mal: She's got huge... tracts of land.

That's actually quite a brilliant caption you have there yourself, btw. The Holy Grail never gets old, does it?! :)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, February 24, 2008 4:45 PM

Ok, here's a few ones to get us started:

ZOE (thinking): Mmmm... his pants really ARE tight!

Or,

ZOE: Sir, you really plan on rollin' a joint that large?

Or,

MAL: Zoe, seen my Game Console layin' about?

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, February 24, 2008 5:57 PM

Grats, asarian. 'Twas a natural (in more ways than one).

...tracts of land...
Gotta love the Monty P.
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MAL: And my mind's made up.
ZOE: (Thinks: Right, and look how far back your thumbs bend.)
Aloud: Let's talk a little more, sir.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
...that, and the lower lip...

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Sunday, February 24, 2008 5:57 PM

PHYRELIGHT

Congrats, Asarian!

Quote:

Okay I'm gonna go for camp, but I can't help myself!

MAL: Hey, Zo! Wanna see my Fonzie impersonation?
ZOE: Please, not ag--
MAL: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
ZOE: (sigh) Sir, I'm canceling cable.

"I swear, having you guys in my corner is like being friends with Zorro."
-Joss on us fans and our persistent reputation
Thanks, Joss!

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Sunday, February 24, 2008 6:56 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

"Sir, I do know how to do Cat's Cradle"

or

"I will not pull your finger"

or

"Not the chinese puzzle story again"

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Sunday, February 24, 2008 7:38 PM

RIVER (O.S.): He looks better in red.

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Sunday, February 24, 2008 7:59 PM

Still say bun's "Soup in the hair? Where does that get fun?" was hilarious! :)

MAL: Death- What?!
ZOE: See anyone dying, Sir? ... TRAP!!

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Monday, February 25, 2008 12:19 AM

Many, many gratz Asarian!

River was the new pilot, but no one, not even Mal, could replace Wash when it came to shadow puppets.

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Monday, February 25, 2008 4:08 AM

While Zoe was capable of killing men with her pinkie, Mal could only make them queasy with his double-jointed thumbs.

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Monday, February 25, 2008 6:26 AM

MSB

Zoe: "Sir I've seen it, not that I wanted to, and it's really not that big"

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

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Monday, February 25, 2008 7:58 AM

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Zoe: "Sir I've seen it, not that I wanted to, and it's really not that big"

I can hear Gina saying it!

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Monday, February 25, 2008 9:05 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Asarian!!!

Mal: I keep seeing Wash do this when landing. But there's nothing in his hands. That seem right to you?
Zoe: He does have his ways about 'em, sir.

Or...

Mal: (doing his best GWB): *Heh heh* U C, dem Alliance tryin' to take 'way arre freedoms. Dare terrzts.
Zoe: Needs a lil work, sir.

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Monday, February 25, 2008 5:04 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Zoe: "First word, one syllable ... look Captain, I'm not really in the mood for charades right now"

or

"Captain, I don't want to see how you overcame those black market beagles ... for the 15th time"

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Monday, February 25, 2008 7:23 PM

MAL: ...think I found us a cook who'll make burritos the way I like 'em: big, two-fisted puppies with whole olives and a lotta meat.
ZOE (Thinks): Lord, not without a better atmo recycler!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
burrito fancier

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008 1:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

MAL: ...think I found us a cook who'll make burritos the way I like 'em: big, two-fisted puppies with whole olives and a lotta meat.

Clever and funny! :)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:18 AM

C'mon'a caption house.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008 11:24 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: Just like this... grab that cow. and for'n u know it, u have enough milk for a passel of babies on Shadow.
Zoe: Enlightening sir. But, about this ship?

The above becomes funny when u throw back a couple of... well, never

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008 12:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Mal: Just like this... grab that cow. and for'n u know it, u have enough milk for a passel of babies on Shadow.
Zoe: Enlightening sir. But, about this ship?

The above becomes funny when u throw back a couple of... well, never

I am very sober and its very funny!

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008 2:51 PM

quote:
The above becomes funny when u throw back a couple of... well, never
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'nother quote:
I am very sober and its very funny!
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me: I'll drink to that!

Teasing. But you did just about make me cough up my burrito.

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MAL: Really. Air harmonica. Wanna hear me play "Ruby?"
ZOE remains unconvinced.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Come on'a caption house??
I'm gonna give you everything??

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:02 PM

Mal: So Jayne pulls up the wagon and I sez "by my pretty flora bonnet.."

Zoe: *sigh* Yes sir, I was was there remember? Covering your ass (again)..."

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:05 PM

H'm. One could hear a pin drop in here.
Or perhaps the tinkle of broken glass....
EDIT: Oh, hey!! Simulpost, or nearly.
Glad you are with us!!!

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MAL: "Cryptex???" Hunh?
ZOE: Oops. Sir.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
(...or the thud of a large movie...)

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Mal: Just like this... grab that cow. and for'n u know it, u have enough milk for a passel of babies on Shadow.
Zoe: Enlightening sir. But, about this ship?

Very, very good!! :)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:08 PM

Looks like we gots ourselves a caption game goin'

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:30 PM

Mal: It's my notion to borrow a ride to Ariel cuz I feel a powerful need for violence. How'd you like ma hitchin' thumbs?

Zoe: ....

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http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:33 PM

Mal: You see, the way Badger explained it, it isn't actually pyramid selling but a unique investment opportunity. What you reckon?

Zoe: I'm going to get Vera now, sir. [looks into camera then stalks off]

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008 7:31 PM

ZOE (sings): You don't bring me flowers...anymore.
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or
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MAL: Yeah, taffy. Pick up the raw materials on Ariel, cook and pull it en route, box it up and sell it to Badger at Eavesdown. Beats staring out the window, drinking, or frettin' 'bout Inara during those many miles out in the black.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
(now where did those bloomin' things go?)

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Thursday, February 28, 2008 5:21 AM

Invisible Vera.

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Thursday, February 28, 2008 5:55 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

ZOE: "What's that Sir?"
MAL: "What? Do you mean this? It's an invisible steering wheel, Zoe. Thinkin' we might need it someday, when we finally get things up and runnin'. You never know when it might come in handy. All we need now is a pilot who's qualified to use it!"

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Thursday, February 28, 2008 6:04 AM

MSB

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:

Zoe- " Sir I really don't think the idea of the invisible paycheck is gonna catch on with the crew"

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

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Thursday, February 28, 2008 11:14 AM

LOL, MSB!

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ZOE: Not to be rude, sir, but I think those people have cheated you on that underwear again.
MAL: Gorramnit, Zoe! You sure? It's special, for another job I'm planning with YoSaffBridge.
ZOE: Gonna be special, all right. Sir.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
...Victoria's bunkwear...

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Friday, February 29, 2008 8:50 AM

What's that under there?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, February 29, 2008 1:27 PM

SICKDUDE

Mal: Zoe, I'd like you to meet my wife, Saf- hey, where'd she go?!?!
Zoe: You might want to check your wallet, sir.

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Friday, February 29, 2008 2:11 PM

MAL: ...made me sit like this all night with
yarn draped over my hands so she could roll it
into balls.
ZOE: Dunno if that'd be torture, sir, or just
kinky.
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(ETA)
or
MAL: Oh, and bring me back a little box of wings, could you please?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
...knit one, purl one...

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Saturday, March 1, 2008 6:59 AM

It's caption saturday. All captions all day.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Saturday, March 1, 2008 7:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:

Zoe- " Sir I really don't think the idea of the invisible paycheck is gonna catch on with the crew"

Utterly brilliant! :)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 2:04 PM

Lets get ready to caption!

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 2:13 PM

Zoe: Your entry to the Annual Robotic Dancing Shindig could do with more work, sir.

Mal: Does not compute

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Sunday, March 2, 2008 7:42 PM

MAL: ...and then she asked if she could super-size that...
ZOE: A Fruity Oaty Bar, sir?
MAL: Yeah, well, don't look at my blouse.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
show him a mousetrap and watch him sweat

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Monday, March 3, 2008 7:13 AM

Getcher captions here!
Gethca, getcha, getcha, captions!

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, March 3, 2008 10:16 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Captions!.... Captions!... One Dolla!

Zoe: She Runnin'?
Mal: Turns out it was the catalyzer, no bigger than this here. Got one on the cheap, too.

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 5:12 PM

MAL: ...out to here...
ZOE: You gonna make her buy her own roomy coveralls, sir, or would that be part of the perks?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
zero-grav, h'mmm...

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 6:31 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
MAL: ...out to here...
ZOE: You gonna make her buy her own roomy coveralls, sir, or would that be part of the perks?

lol

Mal: Good Bible.
Zoe: O.... K. (thinking) Cap'n Zoe soon enough

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 7:47 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:

Captions!.... Captions!... One Dolla!

(well, not sure it's worth a dollar but all the good ones have been taken - just left with the dirty!)

Mal could tell by her face that Zoe wasn't convinced by the Swedish made tool's claims of the girth he could achieve after just one week.

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:56 AM

SICKDUDE

Zoe, exasperated: Sir, gravity is always towards the center of the planet.
Mal: No. It's definitely leanin' to the left here....

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 3:01 PM

OMG, Emma, lurve them Swedish tools!

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MAL: ...showed me a piece of sticky paper about this size with a name on it in big letters. Said we could put it on our bumper and show our preference.
ZOE: Did you tell him Serenity doesn't have a bumper and some of our preferences are a little -- ummmm --
MAL: Independent?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
bumper's ticker

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Friday, March 7, 2008 2:16 PM

My word, where are y'all?

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MAL: Alliance hems us in, makes us live all squared-up so they're happy, but on Serenity, out in the black, it'll be 1.78:1 all the way, and nothin' in the way of the frame. You with me?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
and black instead of cork-board

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Friday, March 7, 2008 4:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
My word, where are y'all?

Somewheres betwixt here 'n' there I 'spect. Really though this seems like as good an excuse as any to proffer the usual warning that I'll be puttin' up the poll in the by and by so if you have a caption just strugglin' to get out best get it out soonish.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 2:35 PM

quote dave:

Quote:
Our next entertainment involves our Captain in an expository frame of mind.

MAL: Now, I hate to admit it but just between
us that "expository" business makes me a mite
nervous.
ZOE: Well, sir, it does have a reaverish sound
to it but I'm sure it's quite harmless.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
repository

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 5:21 PM