The Other Other Caption Game Round 9 (From Outer Space) by daveshayne

Morning bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, March 24, 2008 5:56 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Sickdude.

Simon: Captain, I'll try and put this as delicately as possible. You have a cold.

Mal: Dear and fluffy lord.

Jayne: My kinda place. Free Flogs *whack* with the purchase of two or more drinks.

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Monday, March 24, 2008 6:42 AM

Good to see you back!

Quote:

Simon: I'm a doctor, not a zoo-keeper!

Mal: !

Jayne: Nope. This Flykea furniture ain't up to scratch...

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Monday, March 24, 2008 6:44 AM

Quote:

Jayne: ...Never liked musical chairs anyway.

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Monday, March 24, 2008 7:09 AM

PS did you know there was a new colorised version of Plan 9 http://www.legendfilms.net/? It's on my wishlist....

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Monday, March 24, 2008 7:31 AM

SICKDUDE

Wow, shiny news indeed!!

I didn't even know I was close. Thanks to you all.

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Monday, March 24, 2008 7:48 PM

Quote:

Simon: That splinter is staying put until you say it. You know how I love to hear you say it...

Mal: The puppies were getting fixed and also delapidated.. Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng!!

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008 6:54 AM

SICKDUDE

Mal: ... And now you want me to cough?!?!!
Zoe (thinking to herself): Bye, Doc.

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008 6:56 AM

heh - that's really low.....

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008 5:46 PM

AVENGINGWATCHER

Mal:I told you mine was bigger
Simon: I can see that quite clearly now, captain.
Zoe: It's like being in a nursery...

Jayne: I told you not to cut off my mutton chops gorram it!

When there are no heroes where will we turn?

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008 10:54 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Gratz Sickdude

Simon: Thats the third night that she has sleepwalked in here. Something has to be done.
Mal: Are you gonna wake her? Cos I sure as hell aint.

Jayne Cobb: Interior re-Designer

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008 11:44 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:

Oooh, some funny ones for this one!

Whilst Zoe tried deperately not to look at the Captain's third nipple, Simon found he couldn't tear his gaze away.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 6:33 AM

Goooooood Morning JB.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 6:22 PM

(testing)

MAL: I know you enjoy role-playing but I'm not going to pretend this is New Jersey, and you don't get to be the governor.

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For the JAYNE piccie:

ADAM: Gettin' a feeling this isn't going to get me any romantic comedy parts...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Well, don't that beat all?

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Thursday, March 27, 2008 4:51 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

Originally posted by worldofhiglet:
PS did you know there was a new colorised version of Plan 9 http://www.legendfilms.net/? It's on my wishlist....

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

**************

For those who don't know, Plan 9 from Legend also has a commentary track from Michael J. Nelson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame, btw

And there is another downloadable commentary track from Nelson and his two cohorts from MST3K (KEVIN MURPHY & BILL CORBETT) at

http://shop.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/plan-9-outer-space-three-riffer-edit
ion

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anyways ... my caption .. inspired by the classic operation game ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_%28game%29

MAL: "I'm taking out the Funny Bone now"

Zoe: ......

Simon: "Thats more like the wrenched knee"

Mal: "I get those parts mixed up"

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Thursday, March 27, 2008 10:39 AM

Simon: Would there be any point in me asking how that got there?

Mal: I ain't sayin'

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:15 PM

GRATZ, Sickdoooooooood!!1!
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MAL: It's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.
SIMON: I'm having a really really bad deja vu about now...
ZOE: You touch Jayne's gefilte fish and he'll show you grotesque...
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JAYNE (wielding bar-stool): What kind of place doesn't stock gefilte fish??

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or
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SIMON: I think you'll recover, Captain, but you're probably going to be radioactive.
MAL: Permanently?
ZOE: Better get Kaylee to measure you for a lead codpiece...and ask Jayne for some
repeat advice about the mouth-kissin' and what else it leads to.
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JAYNE: I will hunt you down and the last thing you
see will be my bar-stool.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
We may lose and we may win, but we'll never be here again, so open up -- I'm climbin' in...

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Thursday, March 27, 2008 4:16 PM

LEOPARDFLAN

I'm going to jump in with several, here, hope ya'll don't mind

Mal- Are you trying to tell me that it shrunk?
Simon- Yep
Mal- And you can't grow it back?
Zoe- *rolls eyes*

Mal- Would you mind explainin' to me why I'm missin' my lungs? And what am I breathing with?
Simon- Well, you see, sir....

Simon- I'm sorry about this, sir, but my sister-
Mal- -I don't need to be discussing your sister
Simon- I think you will, in this instance, because I was about to say that she kind of... I'm trying to put this delicately... She vomited. On your bed.

I'll try to think up a few more, but it's time for me to hit the sack. *an audible thump ensues...* *lol* Couldn't resist

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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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Friday, March 28, 2008 5:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
I'm going to jump in with several, here, hope ya'll don't mind

No, no. Jump all you want. 'Skinda the point sometimes.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, March 28, 2008 7:02 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:

Mal was worried that ever since Simon had reattached his left ear he had to lean forward and strain to hear anything being said to him.

Simon was more worried about the way it was turning an unpleasant greenish colour.
Zoe's main worry was the smell.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Friday, March 28, 2008 7:20 AM

SICKDUDE

Mal, whispering: So, you can't fix it?
Simon, whispering: No. Try Kaylee; she's more the mechanic.
Mal, whispering louder: I already did, Doc. She said she could reset the neck servos, but not without it becoming aware it was a fembot.
Simon, whispering: Oh, I see. Does Wash know what you did to it?
Mal, whispering: No.
Simon, whispering: Well, then, quite a predicament you're in, Captain.
Zoe: What are you two saying?
Mal and Simon in unison: Nothing!

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Friday, March 28, 2008 9:13 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: Hunh, Your gloves are kind of a blueish color... ...and your gonna put them where?

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Friday, March 28, 2008 10:01 AM

EARLYWARNING

Zoe : Sir that is definitely....not where you inject the adrenaline.
Mal : ssssswhat?
Simon : I, uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh ,ummmmm,I ....

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Friday, March 28, 2008 10:40 AM

Congrats Sickdude!

Seinfeld meets Firefly:

MAL (whispering): Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards...
SIMON (whispering): I'm sure Zoe knows how to see past what she is, on to what she can be.
ZOE: I ain't looking, Sir.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, March 28, 2008 11:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:

Simon: Thats the third night that she has sleepwalked in here. Something has to be done.
Mal: Are you gonna wake her? Cos I sure as hell aint.

You deserve to win with this one: clever and, most importantly, you didn't go for the obligatory sexual jokes. Chapeau!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, March 28, 2008 5:55 PM

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MAL: It's just that people are all the time asking about it -- "What is it?" -- it gets tiresome.
SIMON: I'm not sure I can remove it with what we have aboard...
ZOE: Turn it into "Mother" with a wreath of roses around it. At least folks'll stop asking.
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or
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MAL: Reavers punched a great big hole in my pilot
ZOE (over him): ..and my husband...
MAL: ...and her husband, and I wanna know if you can fix it!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
Don't puke on the C-4

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 5:37 AM

Saturday morning caption bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 10:24 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:

Simon: Thats the third night that she has sleepwalked in here. Something has to be done.
Mal: Are you gonna wake her? Cos I sure as hell aint.

You deserve to win with this one: clever and, most importantly, you didn't go for the obligatory sexual jokes. Chapeau!

Thanks so much for the kindness Asarian.
I do have to admit, however, that I was tempted to write something involving the captain's plough!

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 3:28 PM

Don't forget if it isn't too late already --
Turn your excess lighting off between 8 and 9
PM your local time!

Fireflies can't find each other for amorous
purposes if it isn't dark enough.
In some really bright areas the night birds
are starting to have to compete for food
with day birds.
And more....
Even if you don't believe in global warming,
think about global brightening, a real and
provable phenomenon.
[/rant]

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...all cats are grey, etc....

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 6:19 PM

Mal: you say i have...
Simon: Warts on your, well...
Zoe: Dear God...

Jayne Caption:
Anyone interested in buying a table?

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 6:24 PM

SARAHEA

Mal: No, you tell her about that big booger...

Simon: It's just... dangling there!

(Hey, it's my first caption thing, bear with me!

)

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 6:33 PM

Simon: I said you couldnt help with the surgery, captain!
Zoe:well there goes Jayne

Jayne's caption: so you where saying about my mother...

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 6:42 PM

Simon: Cap'n, stop talking about my sister or you may burst.
Mal: whahuh?
Zoe:you know what he's talking about, right sir?

jayne caption:
amazing what ya can do with super glue, a gopher and a table...

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 6:49 PM

Simon: Are you going to tell her about the baby or should I?
Mal: Your death wish...

Jayne: EEEKKK!!!!!! SSPPIDER!!!!

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 3:03 AM

MAL: Really? River did this??
SIMON: It's just a bloody nose; but I think the 'pinky vs. brain' dispute is settled now.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 7:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by sarahea:
(Hey, it's my first caption thing, bear with me! )

No need to be all apologetic like. Twas a fine caption entry. Welcome aboard. Also a big welcome to Invictus12.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 9:37 AM

Quote:

Getting our photos back together...
...and putting up some bad captions for bumpage
And welcome-age to new Caption-Coats.
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MAL: You, sir, are a newlywed.
SIMON: But, but, we were just back there working on the engine, and you know how she gets...
ZOE: Didn't warn him about the Special Hell, sir?
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JAYNE: Im in ur bar, clrng out ur Alliance doods.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
Why are we still talking about this?

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 11:23 AM

SARAHEA

Quote:

I can has fightz?

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This hand... is a fightin' hand!

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 2:04 PM

Quote:

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SIMON: This ... wasn't done ... by goslings, Captain.
MAL: Didn't say it was. Geese, full-grown, being -- was it juggled, Zoe?
ZOE: Yes, sir. I had doubted him about
something, and there were no goslings at hand.
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JAYNE: I can has extra stunt bonuf?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
He insulted you. I hit him. Seemed like the thing to do.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 5:40 PM

Simon: Captain,im sorry to say you're deaf.
Mal: im WHAT? WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU!

Jayne caption:
i hate U-day...

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 5:46 PM

Zoe: I think someone's making captions out of us...
Mal: what should we do?
Simon: Dont-.....look-.....around...

Jayne: See? I told ya I was strong!

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 5:53 PM

you completely deserve to win for the RPG reference and Jayne qoute. HILARIOUS!

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Monday, March 31, 2008 1:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

SIMON: This ... wasn't done ... by goslings, Captain.
MAL: Didn't say it was. Geese, full-grown, being -- was it juggled, Zoe?
ZOE: Yes, sir. I had doubted him about
something, and there were no goslings at hand.

LOL. Very good! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, March 31, 2008 5:51 AM

SARAHEA

Jayne's PMSing again.

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This hand... is a fightin' hand!

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Monday, March 31, 2008 10:14 AM

Quote:

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NATHAN: Can I help it if he mixed up the air-kissing and the dirt-sniffing and oh,
goramnit whatever that line was? Just fix him.
ALAN (OS): giggles
SEAN: Not 'til he gets back in character.
GINA: We don't shape up, Joss is gonna kill us.
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(for the Jayne cap)
To ensure your satisfaction, all our furniture is
scientifically tested
under the most extreme conditions in a controlled environment.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
No sad seven

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 6:06 PM