The Other Other Caption Game Round 11 This round goes to eleven by daveshayne

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
Yes I know I've used that joke before. I'm using it again. So there.

Our illustrious winner is Chapter&Verse with this gem

Before the makeover, Mr. Washbourne had an unflattering mustache and a dreary wardrobe. Lets see what he thinks of his new look...

well done chapter!

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New contest now up.

Have fun and give us lots of great chuckles. Photo yoinked from still-flying.net as usual

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

Mal: I want to know who it was that attached the cans, bottles and combat boots to the back of Serenity. And put confetti in ma bunk. And you ain't leaving here til I find out...

Jayne: *snicker*

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 2:46 PM

This is the new caption game. Same as the old caption game.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 4:33 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Mal: "No one is leaving here until I find out who cut the cheese on the bridge"

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 8:38 PM

BIG GRATZ, C&V!!!
'Twas a fine caption, indeed.

Quote:

MAL: Now Saffron here will give us a PowerPoint
presentation on the subject of Earth-That-Was Day.
JAYNE: A little late with that, huh?
ZOE: That's the point. But don't worry. In a
few minutes I get to smack her really hard, hehe.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 12:29 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thanks all!!!

Quote:

MAL: Although this here is a very impressive matter converter and coffee maker, I want to make it clear, once again, that Saffron is not for sale or barter.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 4:55 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz C&V!

Simon: Congratulations, its twins.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 11:04 AM

RAINSTICK

Quote:

Mal: Alright, who put the toothpaste on the ladder to my bunk? Nearly broke my neck when I slipped. No one?
Saffron: dum...
Jayne: ...didum

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 12:52 PM

Mal: I don't care what the preacher says. You all are going to put on the flowers and drink the drink. I ain't going to be the only one married to her on this boat!

Jayne: We'll be in my bunk...

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 2:12 PM

pdcharles:
Simon: Congratulations, its twins.

HWL, pdc. Made me forget my caption, gorramnit!
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MAL: I bought it from the Shopping Network and
they were kind enough to send along a
demonstrator person with it. Jayne, she'll be
in your bunk and you'll be in the airlock. Unless you don't need the privacy and want to
bunk down on the weight bench...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

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Thursday, April 24, 2008 5:34 AM

Thursday morning Bumperama....

Mal (in fervent tones): We're young and we're in love! Get used to it because there's going to be changes around here! Now Saffron (smiles at her lovingly) has baked us all individual muffins and tells me she has plans on how to 'redecorate and revitalise' the boat in order to improve morale...over to you honey-buns..."

Saff: Thank you sweetums. Now, first off we need to ditch the name. Serenity? Stupid name! That ok honeypie?

Mal (twitching slightly): Anything for you...

Zoe: I'll be in my bunk. Hitting stuff...

Everyone else but Jayne: Me too!

Jayne: Where's my muffin?

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Thursday, April 24, 2008 7:25 AM

SICKDUDE

Mal: Okay, we'll try this again. Now that Simon's learned his lesson, I suggest you two pay extra attention. NO KISSING MY WIFE! And that rings 'specially true for a shepherd and a married man like yourselves.
Yosafbridge: *kicks Simon's unconscious but grinning body*

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Thursday, April 24, 2008 7:31 AM

SICKDUDE

Mal (to Yosafbridge): This is so unfair! You already got Zoe, Wash and Jayne, and all I got is the doc and his crazy sister. And she's not so tall to be playing hoopball.
Yosafbridge: Whatever....
Mal: Fine, I'l take... Book.
Inara: Mal!

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Thursday, April 24, 2008 1:45 PM

MAL: Hey, I kinda like this show. Girl's hot.
Where did you get this?
SAFFRON: Met a guy with a big -- antique collection.
JAYNE: Vampires? Dunno. Who'd name a girl Buffy?
ZOE: Who'd name a boy ---
WASH (OS): Just hush, would you? Look at the
shepherdly dude with the big knife....

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

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Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:41 PM

DARKJESTER

MAl: I have to wear the Flaming Tutu of Shame for HOW LONG???

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Friday, April 25, 2008 5:52 AM

Friday morning (still for a very short while) caption bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, April 25, 2008 8:18 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

YoSaff: (thinking) *Hmmmm, This table is not bolted to the floor*

OR

Jayne: (thinking) *Can't believe the Doc hasn't noticed I painted on his eyebrows.*

OR

Mal: Sugar lips here and I have decided we're going on our honeymoon. ...and i'm leaving Jayne in charge. *pause* Bwah Ha Ha, shoulda seen the looks on ur faces.
Wash: Ok... ummmm.... which part were u kidding about?

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Friday, April 25, 2008 11:42 AM

ANOTHERSKY

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ZOE: Full of sodium hypochlorite,sir. Bleach.
SIMON: It...it wasn't her.
MAL(to Simon): You mean to tell me that somethin' that crazy wern't done by River? Who by, then? You tell me that.
JAYNE: Heh.
(MAL continues) Maybe two crazy people here on this boat puttin' bleach in my coffee. Now, I'm not angry, but if this continues, it's gonna make three.
MAL: River?
RIVER(looks straight at Saffron):Not mad. Just a faded bomb shell.Take out the pin and it falls apart.
JAYNE: Well, take that down to one then.

Going for a ride.

Another Sky

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Friday, April 25, 2008 2:08 PM

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Originally posted by pdcharles:

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MAL: So. Those are the contest rules. Winner
gets dinner with Saffron. Loser has to shave
Jayne's back.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

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Friday, April 25, 2008 8:00 PM

MAL: No voting on my ship. The llamas stay until delivery on Boros. You don't like it, you're free to get off whenever you like, but don't expect this ship to land so you can do it. M'Kay?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

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Saturday, April 26, 2008 1:01 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Saffron (thinking): If I just move my foot over here to the right and cover it up no one will notice the hundred credit note that just dropped out of Mal's pocket.

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nusquam in ut nusquam

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Saturday, April 26, 2008 3:49 AM

RAINSTICK

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MAL: "Kaylee! Being called 'Captain Tight-Pants' I can live with, but 'Captain Light-Pants' is right out. So get this off!"
KAYLEE: "What, in front of everyone?"
MAL: "I'll be flashing everyone anyhow later in this episode, so we might as well get it over with right now!"

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Saturday, April 26, 2008 8:33 AM

hehe - some great Captions so far......I got nuttin', just bumping....

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Saturday, April 26, 2008 4:25 PM

Capt. Light-Pants, LOL!!!
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MAL (sings): Burn the land & boil the sea --
you can't take the sky from me.
SAFFRON (thinks): Sure hope we're not expected
to toss coins...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards sang my turtle

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Saturday, April 26, 2008 6:00 PM

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Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Capt. Light-Pants, LOL!!!
Quote:

'It's nearly end of term at 'Serenity School for Misfits, Thieves and Serial Wives' and the students have been getting up to high-jinx....'

TeacherMal: Someone super-glued my arms together and I want to know who! It's double-detention for everyone unless I find out! You! Wife! Was it you?

YSB: mumbles no

Mal: No what?

YSB: No. Sir

Mal: Girly-name? Was it you?

Jayne: Rut off! Sir.

Mal: Right - it's straight to the principal headteacher for you!

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Sunday, April 27, 2008 4:35 PM

Mal: You think it was me that was trying on your dresses, Inara? Me? I'm shocked and hurt! Most likely Saffron here...I'd never....

Inara: Save the denials, Mal, Jayne saw you...

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Sunday, April 27, 2008 8:18 PM

hellooooooo?!

Has everyone gone and not told me?!

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Monday, April 28, 2008 3:57 PM

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MAL: So, are we gonna play cards or screw around?
ZOE: Jayne, isn't that your line?
JAYNE: Hush, Zoe. How can I make an informed decision
with that woman aboard and you nattering in my ear?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:29 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

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MAL: So, are we gonna play cards or screw around?
ZOE: Jayne, isn't that your line?
JAYNE: Hush, Zoe. How can I make an informed decision
with that woman aboard and you nattering in my ear?

LOL FloralBunny!!!!

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 2:50 AM

SPACEANJL

How can a grown man look so much like a naughty six-year-old, smirking like that?

No clever caption, just some AB-love here...

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 6:14 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

MAL: "We ain't leaving this table 'til somebody owns up. No one chops my hand off in the middle of the night, and gets away with it on my boat. I need that hand for shooting my pistol amongst.. Uh.. Other things... Now Doc, I know that you're real handy with the old needle and thread. I got no problem with you just sewing the whole thing back on at a later date. You did a real good job with the ear last time around. But time is against us, and I really need everyone on board for this. You too Jayne. This ain't a laughing matter. Now, who here can tell me where they saw it last?!"

JAYNE: **Mutters and grins.** "Captain said 'handy.'"

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:51 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

cosmicfugitive! I am loving this round.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:41 PM

LEOPARDFLAN

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Simon: Congratulations, its twins.

I think that's the winner. It's so perfect!

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

\~~~*~~^~~*~~~/$$\~~~*~~^~~*~~~/
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:16 PM

GTHING

There are two things wrong with my bunk. First, who told Saffron she could use my razor to shave her legs and armpits? Second, what are these funny little pads doing in my bunk? Someone on my crew will step forward! I promise I won't riddle you full of holes -- or dump you in a shuttle. River?

I wish I could come up with a good caption for the Niska picture; that's a tough one.

The Soup -- always a hoot and we don't all die from it.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:42 PM

Carrying on with GThing's delightful bunk theme:
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MAL: Who wrote the message about cooties on my
mirror?
JAYNE (very quietly to ZOE): Same guy who swiped
his cootie cream.
ZOE: Better put it back before he needs it --
pretty soon, I'd say, looking at ol' Miss Demure there.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle
Bow down -- GThing is a low four-digit!!!

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 4:23 PM

hehe - cooties! :)

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008 5:35 PM

bumpty dumpty

bun
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bastards singed my turtle

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008 10:02 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

While Mal was going over the plan, Saffron couldn't help but notice the slight bulge going all the way down Jayne's pants.

Is smutty alright?

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DON'T FREAK OUT

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Thursday, May 1, 2008 10:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:

While Mal was going over the plan, Saffron couldn't help but notice the slight bulge going all the way down Jayne's pants.

Is smutty alright?

Er - yes, mistress!

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Thursday, May 1, 2008 2:12 PM

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Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Is smutty alright?

A wise man (Tom Lehrer) once said, "Give me smut and nothing but."

Also a warning sometime perhaps tonight perhaps tomorrow I will make with the poll action. So If you want it to count better caption it quick.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Thursday, May 1, 2008 4:16 PM

Tom Lehrer. My hero.
The parents thought he was really funny but too
smutty and otherwise -- um -- sophisticated for kids.
I had to go over to a friend's house to listen.
Hehe.
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MAL (sings): I drank some champagne from your shoe, tra la la...
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
Don't puke on the C-4

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Friday, May 2, 2008 6:42 AM

So, we going to be voting soon! Yay! Remember - pick all your choices in one go - once you've voted, you can't vote again :)

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Friday, May 2, 2008 8:25 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Simon: Congratulations, its twins.

I think that's the winner. It's so perfect!

I don't know. "Captain Lightpants" tickled my fancy... and burned my crotch, but that's another story.

lil late for topicanna... but here goes

Mal: For the 23rd pick in the 2518 draft, Jayne has elected to trade Vera for Yosaffbridge.
Commentator1: Wow, Big trade. Vera is such an offensive weapon and is sure to make an immediate impact in any lineup.
Commentator2: ...and speaking of lineup, Yosaffbridge is certainly used to those.
Commentator1: Well she has expressed her regrets for her jaded past and assures the team she’s ready to move forward and make a contribution.

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Friday, May 2, 2008 12:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SpaceAnJL:
How can a grown man look so much like a naughty six-year-old, smirking like that?

No clever caption, just some AB-love here...

Looked like a clever caption to me so i included it in the poll. That's right voting is now live with this fantasmagorical poll http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/19316

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, May 2, 2008 1:31 PM

LEOPARDFLAN

Bumping the cationage

You didn't include the "congtatz, it's twins" one? And it was a fav, too

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

\~~~*~~^~~*~~~/$$\~~~*~~^~~*~~~/
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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Friday, May 2, 2008 3:03 PM

vote here

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/19316

and bump, baby, bump

bun
Frisky Browncoat
I don't kid about quiche

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Friday, May 2, 2008 3:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
vote here

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/19316

and bump, baby, bump

bun
Frisky Browncoat
I don't kid about quiche

I voted - did you? Did you? Huh? Huh? Huh?

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Friday, May 2, 2008 4:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DocKat:
Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
vote here

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/19316

and bump, baby, bump

bun
Frisky Browncoat
I don't kid about quiche

I voted - did you? Did you? Huh? Huh? Huh?

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Uh, huh, I did. And am wearing the sticker, if
little else.
Uh huh, uh huh!!!1!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Don't puke on the C-4

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Friday, May 2, 2008 5:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
Bumping the cationage

You didn't include the "congtatz, it's twins" one? And it was a fav, too

Seems like I'm always leaving out somebodies favorite. I don't mean to but there are so many good captions to choose from and only a limited number of spaces on the ballot.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, May 3, 2008 3:49 AM