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The Other Other Caption Game Round 12: The Dirty Dozen

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:12
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Friday, May 9, 2008 8:39 AM

DAVESHAYNE


My weekend is about to get way hectic with my brainiac nephew graduation from rocket scientist school so I'm'a have to call this vote closed. Ladies and menfolk we have ourselves a tie between these two worthy captions:



Dockat gave us:

Mal: You think it was me that was trying on your dresses, Inara? Me? I'm shocked and hurt! Most likely Saffron here...I'd never....

Inara: Save the denials, Mal, Jayne saw you...

While Darkjester sugested:

MAl: I have to wear the Flaming Tutu of Shame for HOW LONG???

Congratulations to both of you.

Now on to round twelve with this moment on the bridge:



Have fun while I'm busy.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Friday, May 9, 2008 8:50 AM

DOCKAT


Thanks Dave! A winner at last....! Have a great weekend.

Ok, here's my first offering for our next caption comp:

Book: The engines cannae take it, Cap'n!

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Friday, May 9, 2008 11:18 AM

RAINSTICK


congrats to the winners
Quote:




BOOK: "Oh my!"
ZOE: "Sir, since the heist your running around the ship naked is getting out of hand!"
MAL (off screen): "What? It's just great. There's a whole airflow to it!"
JAYNE: "Did anyone say something about 'naked'?"

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Friday, May 9, 2008 1:09 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA




Book: That's not a moon, that's a Space Station.

Zoe: It's too big to be a Space Station.

Jayne: I've got a baaaad feeling about this.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~


DON'T FREAK OUT

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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Friday, May 9, 2008 2:52 PM

DARKJESTER


Hey, cool! First time I've gotten past "Honourable Mention" (and that was for a really bad pun).




Book: You guysh arrrre the GREATESHT! Annnn... annd I love you! Looove! Yoooooo!

Zoe: Jayne! Did you tell the shepherd he had to use sacramental tequila again?

Jayne (backing out):Nope - wasn't me! *snicker*



MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Friday, May 9, 2008 3:19 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Gratz, doc and DJ!
And also the brainiac neph!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ZOE: That's only half the results up, Shepherd,
and your blood chemistry's already not lookin'
too good.
BOOK: Not asking to be allowed to fly the ship,
Zoe, only to have a little civilized discussion
with Mr. Niska.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




I has myspace -
(God bless the child who has his own, dave...)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards singed my turtle

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Saturday, May 10, 2008 4:42 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Gratz DJ and Doc!!!



Life after Wash.

Zoe: Wake up shepherd!!!
Jayne: Goramit Grandpa! S’posed to land on Whitefall not slam into to it.


OR


As Book struggled, Zoe was more determined than ever to win this week's stare down.


OR


Zoe: (whispering) Here comes Jayne with that awful creation …on his head of all places.
Book: I’m trying to not to stare at it.


OR


"Where's Jayno"


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Saturday, May 10, 2008 5:12 PM

FLORALBUNNY




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(following my previous theme)
ZOE: OK, try it bigger this time.
BOOK: That top one is an E -- I think...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ZOE: What is that????
BOOK: Looks like a -- shark???
JAYNE (entering): Anyone mind my asking why we're underwater?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




bun
Frisky Browncoat
"He was absurd, but then who isn't?"

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Saturday, May 10, 2008 5:17 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
ZOE: OK, try it bigger this time.
BOOK: That top one is an E -- I think...


lol


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Saturday, May 10, 2008 6:26 PM

FLORALBUNNY




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(taken from my own miserable life -- heh):
ZOE: Shepherd, it looks like -- giant rosemary?
BOOK: Ahhhh -- ahhhhh -- ah - ah - aaaaaaahhhhh -
JAYNE (entering): Bringing your tissues. Hey,
don't you cook with that stuff?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...world-weary on credit. Using it up in advance.

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Sunday, May 11, 2008 6:03 PM

DOCKAT


Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:




Book: I swear, Zoe, if you do that again I'm going to pass out...

Zoe: I'm tryin', but Wash had made them curried beans special and I weren't about to disappoint him, so I had to finish the lot....

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Sunday, May 11, 2008 6:03 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Back from the graduation bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, May 12, 2008 4:58 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Monday morning caption bump. Caption if you got 'em.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, May 12, 2008 7:38 AM

EARLYWARNING


Jayne : Gorramit! Mal....there watchin FOX

Mal : Chensui de Fondue Chinese crackers in a pot...Somebody turn it off!!!

Jayne: Too late.

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Monday, May 12, 2008 11:39 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Caption early Caption late
Book and Zoe demonstrate

Gooooo Caption Team!

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Monday, May 12, 2008 5:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY




Book: I swear, Zoe, if you do that again I'm going to pass out...

Zoe: I'm tryin', but Wash had made them curried beans special and I weren't about to disappoint him, so I had to finish the lot...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LOferociouslyL, DK!!1!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RON G.: My agent said yes it was sci-fi but it was better than a jab in the eye with a sharp stick. Then I hadda get coshed by Carlos!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JAYNE (Letterman voice): You look like the last man left in a longitudinal study.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bun
Frisky Browncoat
"He was absurd, but then who isn't?"

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 6:45 AM

DAVESHAYNE


It's tuesday morning. Do you know where your captions are?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 8:22 AM

RAINSTICK


Quote:




ZOE: "Sweetie, I know you can fly this thing with your eyes closed, but you didn't have to prove it now... during a docking procedure!"
BOOK: "I second that."
WASH (off-screen): "I'm a leaf on the wind!"
JAYNE: "Can't you keep this ship straight? I was trying to..., uh, sleep."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 8:42 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE




BOOK: "Do you think it was wise of the Captain to invest in such a.. Large security measure?"

ZOE: "I think not. The new front nose cannon is a very bad, gorram idea."

---


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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 2:34 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Toooosday night and I ain't got no caption

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 3:33 PM

LEOPARDFLAN




Book- Yo dude, gimmiesh a peace sign! Lets hear it for the Brosherhood osh the Frat Broshers!

Zoe- Jayne, your plan worked way too well...

Jayne- Hah! Teach him to preach at me for drinking.

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

\~~~*~~^~~*~~~/$$\~~~*~~^~~*~~~/
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 6:08 PM

FLORALBUNNY



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ZOE: Can you translate that, Shepherd?
BOOK: Something about a hat making you look like an idiot, but --- we're not wearing hats.
JAYNE: What's that about a hat?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~










bun
Frisky Browncoat
How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don't ya think?

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008 6:17 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Ladies and Gentlemen start your captions.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008 2:56 PM

FLORALBUNNY


ZOE was able to focus but the Shepherd was
suffering from a raspy case of rapid-trans-orbit lag.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Is it a warning?

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008 3:06 PM

DOCKAT


Zoe: What are you doing back there, Wash? Surely you've got that piece of lint off my trousers by now....

Book: Dear Lord...

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:58 PM

FLORALBUNNY



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JAYNE: Cat-like typing detector just went off?
BOOK: Busted...!









bun
Frisky Browncoat
bumping lamely along...

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Thursday, May 15, 2008 6:04 PM

FLORALBUNNY


BOOK: Conjunctivitis? Ya think?

bumpy uppy

























bun
Frisky Browncoat
Free will -- it is a bitch

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Friday, May 16, 2008 6:38 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Will bump for friday captions.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, May 16, 2008 10:18 AM

ASARIAN


Congrats Dockat and Darkjester!




BOOK: Captain, you might want to see this.
ZOE (still watching Firefly Bluray commercial): Yikes, that Bluray logo is awfully blue!



--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, May 16, 2008 2:43 PM

FLORALBUNNY


BOOK: Pitchy, yo.
ZOE: You're sweet, sincere...uh...
JAYNE: But terrible.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bad? yeah.
but mostly a baby bump for Friday night.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Free will -- it is a bitch

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Saturday, May 17, 2008 7:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY


ZOE: Ya gotta be steely. Ya can't be lettin' men stomp on you so much.
BOOK: I keep telling you it wasn't a stomp...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Free captioning until the boss shuts the door.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
I am a fan of Man

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Saturday, May 17, 2008 7:09 PM

DOCKAT


Zoe: Let's go through this one more time, shall we? Concentrate!

Book: It's no good Zoe! The hallucinations won't go away! Everytime I look at you - you have two heads! And one of them is a tiny Jayne Head! AND he's wearing that....hat...!

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 6:24 AM

DOCKAT


Sunday bump!

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 11:15 AM

ASARIAN




Though Zoe had seen it once too many, Book's Bill Cosby impression was nonetheless a regular riot.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 2:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY



JAYNE: Is it soup yet?
ZOE: Not sure. Never nuked one this big before.
BOOK: Famished....need crudites...antipasti...something...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
hunh?

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 11:24 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(following my previous theme)
ZOE: OK, try it bigger this time.
BOOK: That top one is an E -- I think...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


LOL. This one will get my vote.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, May 19, 2008 6:03 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Monday bump. I may get to collecting entries today so any captions you really want to win should be posted soonish.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, May 19, 2008 2:54 PM

FLORALBUNNY



ZOE: C'mon, Shepherd, nearly the last chance for the next four months. Look close and tell me -- if you cleaned off the blood who would that doctor look like?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Free will -- it is a bitch.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 1:46 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE




Every time Zoe had an important decision to make, it felt like she had a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:15 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Ok. So I lied about yesterday. Today though....

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:01 AM

FLORALBUNNY


LOL, c'n'v!
Got a Castaneda vibe from it, meself...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
take two lizards and call me in the morning

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:10 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Ok so I missed yesterday as well. Today though I promise. Right after work.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:12 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Voting is up now. See it in it's very own voting thread http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=33726 or if you prefer you may surf straight to the poll http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/19443

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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