Hidey Thread: Holy Rocking Chair, Batman! Not Another One. by mai

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Originally posted by mai:
Sorry I've lost count of what floor we are on and am entirely too lazy to go back and find out.

That's right. It's everyone's favorite time again. TIME FOR A NEW HIDEY THREAD!!!!
I'm sorry I've run out of cutesy creative ideas for titles so it's someone else's turn next time.

So, what is everyone up to this weekend?

No good. Obviously.

Or less succinctly I am enjoying a lazy couple of days. I dug up a few weeds earlier. I may dig up a few more tomorrow. I have a tiny number of mini figures I could glue together and paint. Not sure if I will though. Sudoku. Crosswords. Maybe even the Jumble. Prolly watch some of the Cubs game.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Saturday, May 17, 2008 6:40 PM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Hi, mai!

Did you know that the link to this thread at the bottom of the last thread just leads back to the top of the LAST THREAD, and not here?
You make Karel brain 'splodey.

"This is the twenty first century, can't you get it through your head? This ain't the way it was meant to be, magic isn't dead." -- Marillion.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by Karel:
You make Karel brain 'splodey.

Then the plan is coming to fruition!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 5:33 AM

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Originally posted by Karel:
You make Karel brain 'splodey.

*watches the exploding brain, over and over and over...*

The plan is good.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 6:32 AM

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Originally posted by Karel:
You make Karel brain 'splodey.

Your head a splode. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbzone.html

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 8:16 AM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Home Star Runner! Yay yay! *snort*

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 9:33 AM

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Master, here are 12 more slaves for our plan.
*watches the many heads explode*

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:31 AM

I did that completely on purpose. Really. It was a test. You have passed! Congratulations.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 12:34 PM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

*twitches because of experimental neurosis*

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 12:52 PM

*gives karel chocolate

that cures everything.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 2:47 PM

MSB

Dave...oh my dear and fluffy lord, you're a CUBS fan????

Yes chocolate and bubble baths cure everything:)

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 3:05 PM

What about chocolate bubble baths? Although, the getting clean bit would be thrown to the wayside. It would still be fun.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 5:00 PM

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Originally posted by MSB:
Dave...oh my dear and fluffy lord, you're a CUBS fan????

I thought the scar tissue gave it away.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, May 19, 2008 3:18 PM

I am also a fan of little baby bears. They are so cute and flufffy. Except the part where they grow up and then tear your head off.

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Monday, May 19, 2008 3:36 PM

COZEN

The Cubs' amazingly consistent record of failure is teh awesome.

It's Victoria Day here, to which I humbly add:

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Monday, May 19, 2008 3:43 PM

Why do people keep exploding in this thread? I mean I don't mind, but clean up the bits after yourself please.

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Monday, May 19, 2008 3:46 PM

COZEN

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Monday, May 19, 2008 4:13 PM

thank you.

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Monday, May 19, 2008 4:35 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
Except the part where they grow up and then tear your head off.

But you must admit that they are still cute and fluffy.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, May 19, 2008 4:51 PM

Yes they are still cute and fluffy, just less so with the blood and guts in their mouths and all down their fur.

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Monday, May 19, 2008 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
Yes they are still cute and fluffy, just less so with the blood and guts in their mouths and all down their fur.

Really? I find that more appealing.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 7:57 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
Yes they are still cute and fluffy, just less so with the blood and guts in their mouths and all down their fur.

Well yea. But unless you do something stupid like try to huddle up with them for a family photograph or bring pic-a-nic baskets into Yellowstone park you will probably never have to deal with bears in an eviscera context.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 7:02 PM

well that's just plain silly.
everyone knows that bears prefer pizza to picnics.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 1:44 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
well that's just plain silly.
everyone knows that bears prefer pizza to picnics.

What's wrong with the kids today? Do they just not watch cartoons anymore?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:17 PM

Oh I remember Yogi and Boo-boo very well. Sadly, I don't think that cartoon is on tv any longer. I just figure these days, bears are like humans and much more lazy than before. Simpler to order pizza (and then the delievery person as well, cause really where is a bear going to get any money?) than to pack a picnic.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 3:29 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
Oh I remember Yogi and Boo-boo very well. Sadly, I don't think that cartoon is on tv any longer.

And that is just a damn shame.

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I just figure these days, bears are like humans and much more lazy than before. Simpler to order pizza (and then the delievery person as well, cause really where is a bear going to get any money?) than to pack a picnic.

I just had the image in my head of a kodiak trying to use a blackberry (with those teeny weeny tiny winy buttons.) It made me giggle.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 3:42 PM

Bear Warning
The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, rescue dog handlers, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings.

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 3:46 PM

JADEHAND

A man who walks the Earth.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 4:28 PM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

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Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

ROTFSMAO!

"This is the twenty first century, can't you get it through your head? This ain't the way it was meant to be, magic isn't dead." -- Marillion.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 4:33 PM

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Originally posted by Karel:
Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

ROTFSMAO!

What does the S stand for?

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 6:11 PM

I meant eat the delievery person, you know, not ask them nicely to put it in their tab.

Although, perhaps the pizza companies could make a deal with all the bear coalition of the world, "free pizza if you don't harm or eat our employees".

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 6:47 PM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

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Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
What does the S stand for?

SNORTING!

It is what Karel does, like feeding Vaal.

*snort*

"This is the twenty first century, can't you get it through your head? This ain't the way it was meant to be, magic isn't dead." -- Marillion.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:04 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
I meant eat the delievery person, you know, not ask them nicely to put it in their tab.

Although, perhaps the pizza companies could make a deal with all the bear coalition of the world, "free pizza if you don't harm or eat our employees".

I don't see it working, I mean wouldn't they get free pizza if they did eat the employee? They'd also get Dave the Delivery Boy to chow on.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 1:10 AM

SIMONWHO

"Hey, the dog is eating the driver but leaving the pizza alone. What does he know that we don't?"

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 5:49 AM

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Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I meant eat the delievery person, you know, not ask them nicely to put it in their tab.

Although, perhaps the pizza companies could make a deal with all the bear coalition of the world, "free pizza if you don't harm or eat our employees".
I don't see it working, I mean wouldn't they get free pizza if they did eat the employee? They'd also get Dave the Delivery Boy to chow on.

Yeah, but once the pizza companies figured out that their delivery guys were getting ate, they wouldn't deliver pizza any more.

And, the deal wouldn't work well, seeing as the pizza companies don't have to send pizza out to the woods

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Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 6:54 AM

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Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
Yeah, but once the pizza companies figured out that their delivery guys were getting ate, they wouldn't deliver pizza any more.

You're giving the pizza companies a lot more credit than I would.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 7:23 AM

Well, they're just like F*X- they wouldn't know about producing the best quality if it jumped up and bit them on the nose, but they certainly know how to spell p-r-o-f-i-t. And delivering pizza to the bears doesn't make a profit.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 9:59 AM

Stage one:
Sell Pizza's to bears.
Stage two:

Stage three:
PROFIT!

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 10:06 AM

LOL ^_^

But, if they don't know the step three, hy would they trust... oh. Duh- they'd just see the word profit. LOL ^_^

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 12:09 PM

MSB

And once again the conversation in hear makes me laugh out loud.... and then forces me to explain this laughter to co-workers.... which in turn makes me look like a certifiable nut job

I love you guys

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 12:18 PM

And we love you too.

^_^

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 1:30 PM

You must always laugh at work. (Because these are the rules that I have just made up).
It's just a bonus when it makes your co-workers think you are off your rocker.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 3:35 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
You must always laugh at work. (Because these are the rules that I have just made up).
It's just a bonus when it makes your co-workers think you are off your rocker.

If I didn't laugh I'd have to cry.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 3:46 PM

Me too. So I figure it's better to laugh so hard you cry rather than just cry because it's so depressing.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 6:32 PM

JADEHAND

I get to laugh at work without the benefit of co-workers thinking I'm crazy... they know.

A man who walks the Earth.

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Friday, May 23, 2008 12:16 PM

Everyone here knows I'm crazy too. Or at least they think they know that. Half of them can't stand me, so they don't care. The others just seem to keep back in case I am somehow contagious.

Also, I got her at 5:02. Now I am going to get my name on the board. Uh-OH.

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Friday, May 23, 2008 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
You must always laugh at work. (Because these are the rules that I have just made up).

Do you have a laughing flag?

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Also, I got her at 5:02. Now I am going to get my name on the board. Uh-OH.

They make something of it if you're 2 minutes late? 2 Minutes late is as good as on time. It's the time it takes to park the car if your normal space is taken.

If someone did that to me I'd tell them they were a clucking tanker.

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Friday, May 23, 2008 12:54 PM

From now on if we are one minute late we are tardy. We are no longer a business, but now a junior high school. I swear they'd have detention if they thought they could get away with it.

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Friday, May 23, 2008 12:56 PM