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Would you like a free meal?

POSTED BY: COSMICFUGITIVE
UPDATED: Thursday, June 19, 2008 07:47
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Thursday, June 5, 2008 5:51 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


There's a restaurant in China, that is offering free food to its customers. Sounds great? Yeah.. An all you can eat buffet isn't something to be sniffed at.

Would you like directions? Okay, here you go.

#1. First, take a cable car.


#2. Then, follow the path, until you reach this narrow walkway. Hold onto the chain tightly now.


#3. Keep following the path all the way around.


#4. Are we there yet?


#5. Keep your wits about you, especially when customers approach from the opposite direction.


#6.Then, shimmy your body down this rock face.


#7. It's not far now.. Honest.. Are you feeling hungry yet?


#8. Once you reach the bottom, follow the line of other exhausted, hungry people.


#9. You've FINALLY made it.. Welcome to China's most remote restaurant. Enjoy your food.


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Thursday, June 5, 2008 10:46 AM

WASHNWEAR


...and would this be a smoking or non-smoking facility?

And - even more to the point - do they deliver?


It was a question of priorities and perspective when we got here!

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Saturday, June 14, 2008 3:00 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


How'd ya like to be the guy who drops off the supplies for this place ?


It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Saturday, June 14, 2008 3:08 AM

SISTER


then can you live there forever as I just can't imagine going BACK the same way.

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Thursday, June 19, 2008 7:47 AM

TOSABROWNCOAT


Does this resterant have a name?

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