A funny thing happened to me on the way to the forum... by wytchcroft

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A funny thing happened to me on the way to the forum...

POSTED BY: WYTCHCROFT
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 26, 2008 10:50
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 7:55 AM

So - a few hours to spare sent me on a glide around the internet hinterzone
clickety click - passing through dead sites and old faves
now pushing up the daisies on page 404...

ANYWAY

i started registering with any of the Dr Horrible related sites and what not -
giving hits to those as need em (or so i tell myself!).

AND

i was struck again by the fact that there seems to be a forum
for, like, everything - and everyone.

SO

i would like to propose a Shakespeare site:

IMAGINE...

USER1345 -
No way Dude Two Noble Kinsmen is da bomb!

Deathshead -
Shut up, that play was not shakespeare but some fake...
we all know this except you.

USER1345 -
hey f--kyou deadshed

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Peacekitty -
i know, it's like - why do they even come here?
they just end up shouting.
anyway i was saying, Guildenstern -

Shakespeare's childe53 -
Rosencrantz you dumb Surrenderpussy!

Peacekitty -
it was Guildenstern! stop talking through your corolanus!

KingLeer -
hey people:) download the stickiest shakespeare clips HERE. Sweeet...

ADMIN -
Damn, i thought we had him bard! ha ha!

Omlet -
i have a question...

ALL -
Don't even!

etc etc
exit wytchcroft...
to a new and exciting forum on the Dyson Home Improvement Website.

Wytchcroft -
it's not just a hoover M--herf---er!

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 7:59 AM

MSB

LOL...you are very abstract some days

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Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 8:13 AM

WYTCHCROFT

Shylock Holmes -
shall i compare thee to a summers day?

Witches3 -
Please don't.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 8:53 AM

SPACEANJL

KitM: Dude, everyone knows that the plays were written by Bacon...

DarkLady or ripped off from Holinshed...

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 9:13 AM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:

KitM WROTE:
Tuesday, July 01, 2008 08:53

Dude, everyone knows that the plays were written by Bacon...

DarkLady or ripped off from Holinshed...

ArielWashingPowder -
Bacon was a painter.

LadyMcCartney -
I never liked Bacon. I'm a vegetarian.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 9:16 AM

MSB

painter, vegetarian...Hitler?

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Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 9:22 AM

SPACEANJL

Prufrock I like Hamlet myself, but I could never quite get into the character...that Shakepeherian Rag is so elegant.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 9:31 AM

SPACEANJL

ExeuntOmnes - Who let that bear into the thread?

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 9:49 AM

WYTCHCROFT

*snort!*

exits sharply - whistling The Prufrog Chorus Song...

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 10:23 AM

WYTCHCROFT

i shall grow old
i shall grow old
i shall wear the bottom of my trousers rolled
bom bom bom
we all stand together
dear Prufrog
won't you come out to play?

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 10:33 AM

SPACEANJL

I can never cope with Rupert Bear - not after what Alan Moore did in League of Extraordinary Gentleman II.

-new tonight on the First Orbital Xenolith Network-

--- Celebrity Chef Titus Andronicus ---

--Cooking with the family has never been so much fun!--

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 10:40 AM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:

--- Celebrity Chef Titus Andronicus ---

--Cooking with the family has never been so much fun!--

TimonandGarfunkel -

EXCELLENT!
Par-tay! i brought stones.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 10:52 AM

SPACEANJL

prospero- I just dropped my book in the bath

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 11:02 AM

MSB

Titania321- what now brown cow?

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 11:08 AM

SPACEANJL

Now you're getting it!

peaseblossom All this gorram literature...like I give a puck

midsummernightmare you got no culture. Education is the key. What say you?

weaver Nay

peaseblossom Butt out, butt-head.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 11:19 AM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:
MSB wrote:
Tuesday, July 01, 2008 11:02
Titania321- what now brown cow?

NecrOphelia -

Florence Olivier and the Magic Roundabout!

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 10:44 PM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:
Originally posted by peaseblossom

All this gorram literature...like I give a puck

midsummernightmare you got no culture. Education is the key. What say you?

weaver Nay

peaseblossom Butt out, butt-head.

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YeOldePinkFloyde -
we don't need no education

TwoGentlemenOfVeronicaMars -
easy for you to say - cambridge bloody graduates

Dalek4Eva -
educate! educate! educate!

HighTimeCymbeline
Yo Floyde! Dude! Yo Dalek, station!

MuchAdoAboutWhatever -
hey now, i'm confused - a dalek, pink floyd?
i thought we'd established a timeline??
is there something i'm not getting?

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 1:46 PM

TRAVELER

Benedick: First a word! Therefore play, music.
Prince, thou art sad. Get thee a wife, get thee a wife!
There is no staff more reverent than one tipped with horn.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 2:00 PM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:
Originally posted by
Benedick:
First a word! Therefore play, music.
Prince, thou art sad. Get thee a wife, get thee a wife!
There is no staff more reverent than one tipped with horn.

Admin
we do not appreciate tipping the staff -
we have a hard enough time with them as it is,
they don't need encouraging!

HeyMrTambourlaineMan
did you say get a wife - or get a life?

mOTHEateanfeLLOw
actually i do play a little slide guitar
listen...

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 2:10 PM

TRAVELER

I always overtip. I worked in a restaurant and appeciate those in that line of work.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Monday, August 25, 2008 4:55 PM