Wickedly cruel, or flat out funny. by AURaptor

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Wickedly cruel, or flat out funny.

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UPDATED: Saturday, July 19, 2008 20:53
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Thursday, June 26, 2008 4:08 PM

America loves a winner!

Walking in the grocery store , I was suddenly struck in my mind w/ a scene from Wonderfalls. No idea what the trigger was, maybe some sort of fruit laden oat bars I saw on the shelf ? Anyway, one of my favorites from Karma Chameleon is when Jaye tells Bianca " Buh...buh...buh bye! "

How rude..making fun of a girl's speech impediment...and so damn funny!

To which I was immediately drawn to another callously funny scene... from Angel, where Lilah, mocking Lindsay w/ his fake hand, cheerfully states " You're not handicapped, you're handi-capable! "

Little moments like that come out of nowhere to lighten up almost any day. Weird or what ?

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Thursday, June 26, 2008 4:22 PM

ELVISCHRIST

One of my coworkers is a guy who tends to talk on and on. There's a group for that, which I recommended he join: AndonAndonAnon, for nonstop talkers.

Anyway he was telling me about being in line at the grocery store and talking to the checker about something inane, and how she just kept kind of giving him a blank look and not acknowledging him at all, and all the time he keeps talking.

Finally, she looks at him and, in that unique way deaf people have of saying things, she loudly says "I'M DEAF!" - which shut him right the hell up.

I couldn't help it; I laughed my ass off, and said "I'm gonna have to try that sometime!"

He looked confused, then asked, "You mean you don't think she was really deaf?"

I smiled and walked away, saying "Huh?"

Oh, and I still say "Buh...buh...buh-BYE."

EC

Takin' Care of Business, Baby!

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Friday, June 27, 2008 10:23 AM

MSB

Hey my fav Buffy moment is still when the slightly plump vampire puts on the sweater and says " does this sweater make me look fat" and Spike replies " The fact that you are carrying extra weight makes you look fat, that sweater just makes you look purple"

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Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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Saturday, June 28, 2008 7:16 PM

TRAVELER

I just finished watching Wonderfalls. I go through those episodes almost as often as Firefly.

The great ones always seem to be short lived.

This time it suddenly struck me that Jaye has a knit cap much like Jaynes. I wonder if they are related. afterall Jayne would probably say Buh...Buh...Buh...By. It is in his nature.

I don't care how many times I have watched this show I still laugh at the excellent humor in it.

The Russian woman saying, "I need a bigger Peter," is one of the best lines I have ever heard.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:38 PM

SERENITYSMYSHIP

if you don't mind, i'm going to correct MSB-that quote is incorrect.

actually, it goes more like:

plump (don't know her name):does this sweater make me look fat?

sunday: no, the fact that you're fat makes you look fat. that sweater just makes you look purple.

i don't see anything wrong with being trigger happy-as long as you're around the right people

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Saturday, July 19, 2008 8:53 PM

BORIS

Not trying to to be rude, label motivated or presumptious Elvischrist, but is the talkative friend you refer to perhaps Aspergic or Autistic? (it's an area I'm well versed in so my curiosity radar goes off when I hear stories like this)

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