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Originally posted by mai:
but i missedededededded youse more.

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Originally posted by MSB:
We're back... :)

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Originally posted by mai:
but mostly we are sideways.

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Originally posted by MSB:
Now it just sounds like you're listing sexual positions.... er I mean so I've heard...giggle

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Originally posted by MSB:
Now it just sounds like you're listing sexual positions.... er I mean so I've heard...giggle

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glass elevator ...sexual gymnastics.

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Originally posted by mai:

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glass elevator ...sexual gymnastics.

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you people and you're dirty minds!

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
my shoulders hurt.

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
I sometimes feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders, Oh, wait. That's just Dave.

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
ummm.... no. not what I meant at all.
sorry. :(

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Originally posted by MSB:
Whack-a-mole!!!!

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I was just trying to make with the funny.

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Originally posted by mai:
allow funny to remain funny.

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Originally posted by MSB:
ok who is trying to make it with the funny?? and who is the funny?

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Originally posted by mai:
what's a john cage? (surely not what im thinking...)

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

That would be telling. We want information.

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
We want information.

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

That would be telling. We want information.

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You won't get it.

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Originally posted by Jadehand:

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
We want information.

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Careful, some people are known for sharing Too Much Information.

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Originally posted by MSB:
oooh I can give you too much information

The chemical formula for plaster of paris is
Calcium sulfate hemihydrate CaSO4*(1/2)H2O

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Originally posted by MSB:
Chemistry is fun...until someone loses

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oh sure mock my typing...keep it up and I'll show you my amazing science fair project that nearly blew up my teacher...giggle

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BOO!!!
Mai Mai
OMG!
cozen
What?!  Is there a velociraptor right behind me?
Mai Mai
no i just thought maybe you had fallen of the face of the earth, been a long time
cozen
Yeah, well, I'm an asshole in that way.  Just ask my mother.
Mai Mai
what? no you aren't
cozen

Mai Mai
i just misseded you is all
what have you been up to?
cozen
Well, heh... yeah, well, um... y'see, I got you this birthday gift, and, well,  heh-heh... it's still sitting on a table here in my apartment, yeah....
Mai Mai
awww that's ok, nice of you to think of me.
cozen
So... heh-heh, um... er, like... ah, y'know.....  I kinda, like, um, sorta need something, y'know... a piece of information like, eh?
Mai Mai
just a piece of it?
cozen
Um, well, y'know, maybe like more than just a piece, and more like, um, like, all of your addy?
Mai Mai
ah ok, can do. ready?
cozen
Yep!
Mai Mai
....
cozen
Right!  *writes furiously*
So, I, too, have a new address.  Cus, y'know, there's never enough chocolate.  
Mai Mai
oh yes! do tell.
cozen
Right.  Here it comes....
....
btw, I luvs yer HUGE font
Mai Mai
gots it!
cozen
Eeep!
So, did you like the RV I'm gonna buy?  It has a big double bed, and a bathroom with a shower!
Mai Mai
what w the eep?
that was pretty cool.
cozen
The, "Eeep" was about the inevitable choccy-induced diabetes.  Um, not so bad a way to go, eh?
Mai Mai
oh you love it and you know it!
cozen
As for the RV, all I need to do is sorta borrow US$139,000, + taxes & insurance.  You got this much, no problems, right?
Yes, I do luvs the choccyness.
Mai Mai
course i do, clearly im just a rich b*t in hiding. i just work for the fun of it.
cozen
Oh, w00t!  Marry me, like, um, right now, okay?
Mai Mai
oh i would, but you're from another planet.
and also, Serenity would make me much with the dead.
cozen
Oh.  I'm not so certain what I'd do with a zombie wife.  Any suggestions?
Mai Mai
you'd probably want to start by running away, what w the temptation to eat the brains and all
cozen
Oh!  So... can you zombify me, and we can RV throughout the land, eating brains as we go?
Mai Mai
that might just work
cozen
Kewl!  
Mai Mai
but i think first we'd have to rob a bank, i seem to have misplaced all my multi-millions
cozen
Oh way to go.  
Mai Mai
but a bank heist will be fun! we'll bond and stuff.
cozen
Um, okay, but I'm kinda shy about these things.  Can I start off as just being the getaway driver?
Mai Mai
only if promise to not let us get caught.
cozen
Who could catch an RV, eh?  Oh....
Mai Mai
no you get a cool fast getaway car then ditch it and take the RV to freedom
cozen
Like, um, a Volkswagen Beetle?
Mai Mai
i think you missed the words cool and fast there
cozen
Oh.  I'm more of a motorcycle (and RV!) guy.  Don't know squat about kewl carz.
Mai Mai
well a fast motorcyle then
brb
cozen
Oh.  bye!  
Mai Mai
back for a bit
housekeeping will be here soon and then i'll have to go again
cozen
*Sigh*  In any case, I'm kinda sorta w***king the dayshift, and am pretty much redy for beddy-byes my ownself.
Mai Mai
but that's no fun
cozen
Maybe not, but are you not at w*** right now?
Mai Mai
yes i am. multitasking
cozen
Fine then.  Here's the plan:  I quit my job, move in with you in Misery, spend all my retirement savings on an RV, and you continue working to support us in abject poverty.  Sound good?
Mai Mai
um let me think about it.
NO!
cozen
Aw, I'm thinking that you're simply a touch nervous.  This can be overcome by my totally awesome couch-potatoedness.
Mai Mai
how about you work, and i stay home
cozen
Think about it:  we could be living on your paycheque-to-paycheques, while we gaze upon the RV parked in the courtyard of the crappy apartment complex, through a tiny window in the kitchen.
Mai Mai
um what's the point of having an RV that stays parked?
cozen
Um, well, we could tell all of our scuzzy neighbours that it's ours?
Mai Mai
nah, rv is for traveling

cozen
Oh.  But, y'know, it's all about the cost of gasoline, or diesel.  That's why we need for you to work, y'know, so that we wouldn't be *quite* able to afford to run the RV.  It's the American Way!

Mai Mai
sorry no deal. i hate work

cozen
Why do you hate me so?
Mai Mai
no i hate work. you must hate me if you're not willing to do the making of the money and let me stay at home and do nothing
cozen
Huh.
Mai Mai
i win!
cozen
You do.  You totally win, cuz you rock!
So, um, how do I manage my clever plan on couch-potato-ing on some luverly young lass's paycheque, eh?

Mai Mai
make sure they don't have a brain ?
or that they do have a brain but haven't quite figured out what to do with it yet.
cozen
Damn!  Damn Browncoaty girlz have both beauty *and* brainz!  Drat!  Foiled again!

Mai Mai
try arkansas, never met  anyone from there w  half a brain
might not be BC though, and that would be not much fun
cozen
That's okay.  Seems like I gotta lower my standards quite a bit anyway, on account of how low my personal standards already be, yeah.  
Mai Mai
why would you want to do that?
cozen
Cuz... well, cuz I'm shallow?
Mai Mai
you forget you already got the girl w both major brains and beauty?
cozen
Yes, callmeserenity rox muchly good.  I... I'm guessing that I'm at one of those random low self-esteem points, y'know what I mean?  Except for the fact that I'm aiming at RVnapping the muchos esteemed Mai....

Mai Mai
why what's wrong?
cozen
Nothing is wrong, lol!  I'm just riffing on the tired yet awesome old RVin' 'round America with Mai meme.
I have this totally weird notion to post the contents of this discussion on the FFFn Hidey thread.  For which I'm sure you would totally kill me....
Mai Mai
well excpet for all the Arkansas people that might probably have their  one smart relative reading the thread and come to kill me...
and you might omit the address thingy
cozen
Kill YOU?!!!  No f'in way!  Who would EVER wanna kill you?
Oh, yeah, the address thingy... GOOD point, lol!
(My text editor is duly editted).
Mai Mai
the people from aformentioned state of rednecks... they is scary
other than that post away
cozen
lol!  Heh:  I think that I need to be drunked to post this, and, well, not so much with the scotch intake lately, on account of scotch acquisition being cut back in order to save for next year's NZ vacation, and the following year's Canadian Arctic motorcycle tour, yep.
Mai Mai
chicken
cozen
Llama!
Um, are you daring me?!
Mai Mai
see, that's funny
I double dare you.
cozen
Hmmmmm.....
Mai Mai
it's either truth or dare?
but if you don't take the dare, just means you are a big silly chicken.
a scaredy chicken!

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Originally posted by cozen:
Well, the mightily random whirlwind FFFnchat seems to have faded into teenaged craptitude and general uselessness.

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*Tweaks MSB's nose a bit, just cuz he can, then skeddadles away to cower behind Jadehand, hoping for a kind of redemption, all the while holding Daveshayne's hand for the promise of frivolity it brings.*

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