The Other Other Caption Game Round 14: Captions In Space by daveshayne

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The Other Other Caption Game Round 14: Captions In Space

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 13:00
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Friday, July 25, 2008 4:06 PM

We have a winner. And that winner is the redoubtable perhaps even perennial CHAPTERANDVERSE who regaled us with this bit of wit,

Serenity Talent Show:

The crew were unenthusiastic about Wash's shadow puppets, but they were downright hostile when he started juggling the goslings.

or

Simon's mannered comedy routine only got one vote.

Congratulations once again C&V and thank you to all of everybody else for your less vote getting but still quite amusing entries.

Now try this on for size.

Edit: As usual all pictures yoinked from http://still-flying.net/

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, July 26, 2008 2:34 AM

We are now accepting applications for the captioning league of captioning. Applications to be judged by somebody who isn't Bad Horse.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, July 26, 2008 10:35 AM

Somebody caption.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, July 26, 2008 11:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
We have a winner. And that winner is the redoubtable perhaps even perennial CHAPTERANDVERSE

Yay CnV!:)

Quote:
Now try this on for size.

Also? I can kill you with my stinkfoot!

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Saturday, July 26, 2008 4:02 PM

Congrats, C&V!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...and in the end it was Sean's toe-sucking skills which got him the part, though NPH's medical experience was greater...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
DVD extra

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Sunday, July 27, 2008 9:45 AM

Surely there must be something funny to say about this picture. C'mon captionistas.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Sunday, July 27, 2008 12:55 PM

daveshayne wrote:
Sunday, July 27, 2008 09:45
Surely there must be something funny to say
~~~~~~~~~~~~~snip (snip)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sheeeeesh. toe-sucking and refs to actual history (NPH was up for part of Simon) aren't funny?

*sulks*

actually, everyone's gone to Comicon or is online reading the tweeters and woofers and flickers.

except for me.

so:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaylee's talent for plucking hairs with her toes gets a workout during a private moment with the Doctor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
one for you and one for me and one for the Museum of Natural History...

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Sunday, July 27, 2008 1:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
daveshayne wrote:
Sunday, July 27, 2008 09:45
Surely there must be something funny to say
~~~~~~~~~~~~~snip (snip)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sheeeeesh. toe-sucking and refs to actual history (NPH was up for part of Simon) aren't funny?

*sulks*

Sorry I meant to write something else funny to say. Please don't hate me FB.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, July 27, 2008 1:28 PM

daveshayne wrote in part:
Please don't hate me FB.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
nevairrrrrrrr, oh great and powerful threadboss.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
trying to think of something else funny
but lunch was too big

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Sunday, July 27, 2008 2:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
oh great and powerful threadboss.

Well that's going to go straight to my head. Not unlike how Kaylee's foot is going straight to Simon's head.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, July 28, 2008 8:33 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Kaylee: ...and this lil piggy went ALL the way...
Simon: ehh... *gurgle* Kay... *gurgle*
River (OS): Your food is problematic.

OR...

En Garde!!!

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Monday, July 28, 2008 1:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

" Simon , if you'll get me some new shoes ,

I'll let you slip your 'lady-slipper' into

something more slippery. "

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Monday, July 28, 2008 10:58 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thanks so much!!!!!!! I was off celebrating my birthday and this tops off a great week!
I got nothing yet for this cute pic. Will have to let all the alcohol leave my body before I can concentrate!!

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:32 AM

River misunderstands Simon's thought at that moment: "And her foot'd still be there if it wasn't for shoes."

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:41 AM

Quote:

Kaylee's new scented nail polish "Lust" was not having the desired effect.

____________________________________________

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:41 PM

Quote:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
KAYLEE (tosses the empty carton over her shoulder
and starts giving SIMON the toes): I just love
egg rolls. There must be some way I can pay you
back.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards tempura'd my turtle

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 5:36 AM

Simon : Maybe...we.. can play...doctor?
Kaylee : OK..open up and say awwwwwwwwwww
.
.
or
.
.
Kaylee : You can't?.... tell my temperature..by sucking on my toes!!!.
.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:29 AM

Quote:

Kaylee: "Please help me, doc! There's a leg growing out of my face!"

or

Simon: "This really sucks!"
Kaylee: "No, Simon! You suck!"
Simon: "What the...mmmpfff..."

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 1:16 PM

KAYLEE: I can *so* bite my nails -- have a look!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
and she nibbles her cuticle, too...

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 2:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Kaylee: ...and this lil piggy went ALL the way...
Simon: ehh... *gurgle* Kay... *gurgle*
River (OS): Your food is problematic.

I'm liking it! :)

EDIT: Hehe, I thought you actually said:

River (OS): Your foot is problematic.

Both work nicely. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 2:37 PM

@CHAPTERANDVERSE: Oh, you're good! :)

KAYLEE: You know, Simon, how you always stick your foot in your mouth? ... Try mine!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:51 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Quote:
KAYLEE: You know, Simon, how you always stick your foot in your mouth? ... Try mine!

LOL. Excellent, as always, Asarian.

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Thursday, July 31, 2008 6:42 AM

Having learned the ancient art of "cricker-cracking", Kaylee experiments on Simon.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Saturday, August 2, 2008 8:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:

/B]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIMON: I'd tell you it was gout if I thought
you'd let me console you.
KAYLEE: Try it, Doctor. Please!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards medicated my turtle

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Tuesday, August 5, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Kaylee was very supportive when Simon told her about his research into a remedy for smelly feet.

OR

Kaylee totally misunderstood Simon's point about on-board food hygiene, but Simon still highly appreciated her input.

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Tuesday, August 5, 2008 6:46 PM

He knows if he just keeps his eyes on the big screen and ignores her feet she will eventually try to get his attention by removing her clothes.
But darn, it's difficult...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards tempted my turtle

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008 5:47 PM

bumpiness.
come on, captioners, there's a lot left here...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~~~~~~~* ~~~~~~~*

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:21 PM

When Simon talked to Kaylee about how close he shaved, he never expected her to show her foot fetish.

or

Kaylee's feet will shave as close as a blade, or your money back!

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 6:56 PM

SIMON has removed KAYLEE'S ankle bracelet
with his teeth, but the challenge includes
putting it back again.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Swiss Army Mouth?

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Friday, August 8, 2008 4:42 PM

ump-bay!!1!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude...

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Saturday, August 9, 2008 4:19 PM

SIMON: Argyle?
KAYLEE: Argyle? It really tastes like argyle?
Nope. Try again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
okay, voters, post at end of thread to bump it
after you vote. Keeps it easier to see.
kthnxbai!!1!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Corruption keeps us safe and warm.

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Sunday, August 10, 2008 2:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
SIMON: Argyle?
KAYLEE: Argyle? It really tastes like argyle?
Nope. Try again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
okay, voters, post at end of thread to bump it
after you vote. Keeps it easier to see.
kthnxbai!!1!

We're not voting yet are we??? Did I miss where I set up the vote???

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, August 10, 2008 1:22 PM

Sorry 'bout my bad, boss.
Forgot where I was posting.
Heh.
Consider the argyle entry a submission, then.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...or not...

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Monday, August 11, 2008 10:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Sorry 'bout my bad, boss.

'Sokay. Truth be told though I was wondering if I'd done it and forgotten for a very short while after reading your post. I was worried about something being wrong with my brain. You know something new.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, August 11, 2008 4:50 PM

Oh, shucks.
Missed a chance to gaslight the threadboss.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIMON is tempted to pretend to go Reaver
on KAYLEE's foot but RIVER is hanging about
and might take it seriously.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
oh, and there's something in a jar!

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:37 AM

Bumpy bumpy caption game.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by rainstick:

Simon was amused by the cute toe tickling until Kaylee mentioned her highly contagious fungal infection.

Bumpity bump.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:39 PM

SIMON is suddenly reminded he brought a new little
Camembert aboard and it's probably time to share it.

bun
Frisky Brownnose
away, varletesses!

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Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:07 PM

There is a rumor - unsubstantiated as of yet - that I will be doing the voting poll sometime tomorrow. So post if you got em. It may be your last chance. For this round anyway.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, August 16, 2008 11:57 AM

Kaylee: Hey, you think Jayne's feet stink? Get a whiff of THIS!

Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE---->

<----MRS. UNIVERSE

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Saturday, August 16, 2008 7:55 PM

SIMON finds KAYLEE'S hairy toes to be a total
turn-on, but he's afraid to mention it.

bun
Tricksy Browncoat
...and we don't all die from it...

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Monday, August 18, 2008 7:53 PM

Bumpity
Dumpity
Doc --
His sis can clean your clock.
Don't need a gun
And thinks it's fun.
Bumpity
Dumpity Doc.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
tomorrow's just a future yesterday

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:29 AM

Kaylee had found a subtle way to squeeze Simon's blackheads

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:52 AM

Simon: So that's where the cheesecake came from.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008 3:21 PM

You last two: eeew eeew eeew eeew eeew!

howeverrrr:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
KAYLEE doesn't realize it, but it won't be
long before she has a nice little herpes
simplex infection among her toes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
eeew

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008 2:30 PM

I haven't forgotten
Life is just rotten
I will get the votin'
Up when I've a notion

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008 2:58 PM

extremeinsidetabloidarama.com: Look at
this *great* film of Aniston and her latest...uh...what?...oh, it's
*SEAN MAHER*, is it? And that's not Jen?
'Scuse, please. (Audible blushes) Gonna
kill someone...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frosty Buncoat
don't spoil the sasquatch!

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Friday, August 22, 2008 7:54 PM

ump-bay

un-bay

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 9:31 AM

Kaylee: But Simon, see how steady my foot is? I can have you shaved in no time, don't you trust me...?

Jayne (off camera): I'm game....

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Sunday, August 24, 2008 6:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DocKat:
Kaylee: But Simon, see how steady my foot is? I can have you shaved in no time, don't you trust me...?

Jayne (off camera): I'm game....

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
KAYLEE (to Jayne)No, you're gamy

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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