499. The Floor With No Name. by mai

cause i'm lazy. and brain ded.

last floor http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=34412

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 3:53 AM

A floor with no name? No identity? how sad.

"It's all so clear. We can see the madness perfectly from here." - Asylum Satellite 1 - Happiness is the Road - Marillion

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 6:24 AM

It's probably the 13th floor and she just doesn't want to tell us...

ok headache... bad thing

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 9:18 AM

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
A floor with no name? No identity? how sad.

This is the floor where the Man with no Name rides through on a Horse with no Name while the Song Remains the Same.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:23 AM

long as nobody's talking to a chair...

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
long as nobody's talking to a chair...

No chairs, only settees. And ottomans. Mustn't forget the ottomans.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:19 PM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
No chairs, only settees. And ottomans. Mustn't forget the ottomans.

Yeah, they also invaded Iraq

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:53 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 3:01 PM

and chaise lounges and davenports and lazyboys

and also marshmallows.

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 3:48 PM

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Originally posted by gorramgroupie:

Chairy!

David

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http://xkcd.com/386/

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 5:47 PM

Stay Puft Marshmallows?

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 6:30 PM

I don't get it.

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Friday, August 22, 2008 2:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I don't get it.

When you get it
You got some
Don't worry
'Cause I'm commin'

I'm a soul man

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Friday, August 22, 2008 8:50 AM

Oh. Ok, well that explains it.

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Friday, August 22, 2008 8:52 AM

that explains what??? sorry just spent an hour caged with nutty mom... argh

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Friday, August 22, 2008 9:03 AM

you've met my mother? wow, so sorry. :P

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Friday, August 22, 2008 9:22 AM

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Originally posted by MSB:
that explains what??? sorry just spent an hour caged with nutty mom... argh

Judging from the context I'd say a nutty mom is nothing like a nutty bar http://www.littledebbie.com/products/NuttyBars.asp I'd spend an hour with those any time.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Friday, August 22, 2008 10:07 AM

oh yes I love nutty bars... I do not love a mom who insists that we should take a classroom teacher and make them an aide for her child because her child should have constant teacher attention or she'll sue us

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Friday, August 22, 2008 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by MSB:
oh yes I love nutty bars... I do not love a mom who insists that we should take a classroom teacher and make them an aide for her child because her child should have constant teacher attention or she'll sue us

Is the kid as big a brat as the mother? If so I think we know why.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, August 22, 2008 10:22 AM

Surprisingly the kid is sweet and kind.. mom is just a loon. Also she demanded I observe him for the first few days of school and do a class by class specialized behavior plan for each hour of the day...

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Friday, August 22, 2008 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by MSB:
Surprisingly the kid is sweet and kind.. mom is just a loon.

I'm sorry for you and the kid then.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Friday, August 22, 2008 10:41 AM

I know I just want to grab the kid and yell " run for it...we'll hold her off. It's your only chance"

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Friday, August 22, 2008 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by MSB:
I know I just want to grab the kid and yell " run for it...we'll hold her off. It's your only chance"

Let me know if you need somebody to make a grand entrance.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Friday, August 22, 2008 11:29 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

A grand entrance:

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Friday, August 22, 2008 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
A grand entrance:

That is a grand entrance. Damn yokels don't even know a chandelier ain't got no weapons.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 11:51 AM

I don't know what you could possilby be talking about? My chandelier has weapons, poison darts.
I thought they all came equipped with such goodies.

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 1:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I don't know what you could possilby be talking about? My chandelier has weapons, poison darts.
I thought they all came equipped with such goodies.

Looks like your lighting came with some black market after market goodies. I got some too but they were beagles. Their droppings - not actually smallish.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 3:03 PM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
It's probably the 13th floor.....

13th floor..!?!

we're gonna need elevators....

dude plays a mean electric jug.....

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 9:46 PM

oh, a weaponized chandelier. What make the darts *twip twip twip* oh.... *clunk*

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Sunday, August 24, 2008 12:24 PM

actually if you care to dig through the eons of other hidey threads we've already had a 13th floor. not sure why people have such a hard time with 13. i like 13, in fact, i think of it's rather lucky.

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Monday, August 25, 2008 9:16 AM

HUGS Mai... yes but it could be we've found our way back to the 13th and just don't know it yet...giggle ( sorry bit off as I spent the weekend sleepless and dehydrated and haven't quite come back to myself yet...

Hey I want a chandelier that screens and discreetly removes unwanted guests

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Monday, August 25, 2008 12:58 PM

Oooh time travel again! Good call.

I'll sell you my chandelier for $9783.21! (or cookies --- really in the mood for cookies today).

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Monday, August 25, 2008 2:26 PM

COZEN

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Monday, August 25, 2008 2:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Hey I want a chandelier that screens and discreetly removes unwanted guests

I'm getting the why of it but I don't see how.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Monday, August 25, 2008 3:18 PM

Ooh yum! Cookies with frosting. *goes into sugar coma (so worth it!)

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Monday, August 25, 2008 5:53 PM

oh no. I already gave insulin shots tonight.
*munches on a cookie.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 10:10 AM

well here's my thinking on the how... you scan a 3-d image of each unwanted guest into the chandeliers memory... then as each person arrives at the house, the chandelier scans the face and runs face recognition software to match to the unwanted faces ( sort of like the passport control people) and then lasers shoot out and singe the person while a voice says " you have 30 seconds to vacate the premises... that was your warning shot"

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 11:06 AM

COZEN

Eep! So much violence!

Time to fly.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 1:13 PM

OH! That sounds like fun! I want a high tech chandelier!

Cozen,

Where you flying too? You just got here!

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 1:32 PM

Wouldn't it be easier to put it like the small number of accepted guests and just have the chandelier target everyone else?

"It's all so clear. We can see the madness perfectly from here." - Asylum Satellite 1 - Happiness is the Road - Marillion

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 2:07 PM

AIKO

no, no. There are always people that are acceptable, or have last-minute invites or something that you didn't have time to program in the chandelier, pr something like that. Besides, there's a risk factor of a party being ruined by all those bodies blocking the doorway! how terrible

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 2:09 PM

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
Wouldn't it be easier to put it like the small number of accepted guests and just have the chandelier target everyone else?

Hard to meet new people that way. They've all got stories you know.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 5:33 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

Hard to meet new people that way.

New people? eww.

Maybe a screening room prior to the chandeliers of death, where they can be added if we like them? 'Course we tell the ones we don't like that they've been added, "Go right in." *ZAP!*

"It's all so clear. We can see the madness perfectly from here." - Asylum Satellite 1 - Happiness is the Road - Marillion

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 5:52 PM

yeah really good stories about rib cages ending...

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 8:47 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
yeah really good stories about rib cages ending...

We're rooming with this woman? Eep!

*snort*

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 3:08 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
yeah really good stories about rib cages ending...

Something is decidedly wrong when I'm the cheerful one in the thread.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 5:36 AM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
yeah really good stories about rib cages ending...

Something is decidedly wrong when I'm the cheerful one in the thread.

....What's not cheerful about really good stories about rib cages ending...?

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:02 AM

Yes, you are Karel (and many other apparently insane people as well). Must be my winning personality.

Want an apple? I bought a crate of them.
No worries. Grenades cost extra.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:13 AM

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
yeah really good stories about rib cages ending...

Something is decidedly wrong when I'm the cheerful one in the thread.

....What's not cheerful about really good stories about rib cages ending...?

Ask the rib cages.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:26 AM