The Sereni-Tree: Skiing With Yeti by TheRealMe

awww, maybe you can set fire to it when we're all smoothied out

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Saturday, September 6, 2008 3:00 PM

Well, I do think that I shall have a flamin cherry smoothie! ^_^

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Saturday, September 6, 2008 9:02 PM

*returns from fruit picking with strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, raspberries, and a few more strawberries for good measure. ok, so i may have got a little overboard. we could have strawberry pie though!

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Sunday, September 7, 2008 3:40 AM

*returns with her flamethrower filled with cherries*

You know, on second thought, it would look really cool, but taste kinda bad, to set the cherries on fire, so.... ah well. It'll still be fun ^_^

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Sunday, September 7, 2008 5:11 AM

I think it would definitley be a finale thing!

Ok, i'm going to make a smoothie out of any fruit thats so bizarre looking that it has to have 'fruit' tagged to the end of its name to let people know what it is. *starts peeling Dragonfruits*

Can somebody possibly put some pillows on the floor behind me? I've no idea whats going to happen.

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Sunday, September 7, 2008 4:23 PM

MRSUNIVERSE832

*sticks gigantic pillow behind Seryn*

Now, you do know that I am most DEFINTELY getting some of that smoothie, right?

Hey....who ate all of my chips?

Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE---->

<----MRS. UNIVERSE

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Sunday, September 7, 2008 5:26 PM

"Well, if you are all tired of snow, that is okay. It sounds like you are in a more tropical mood."

TheRealMe reaches out. A spot of light appears and it expands into one of his dimensional portals.

"It has been a good long time since we played on the beach. We had a great volleyball game back just before the planet Rukus was destroyed. Through this portal we can find a nice vacation spot with warm sandy beaches and sports boats. After all, the title of this thread is 'Skiiing with Yeti'. We tried snow skiing. Now we can ski behind a boat!"

TheRealMe packs up some things and jumps through.

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, September 7, 2008 6:53 PM

Woo Hoo! Beach time! *grabs less warm clothing and jumps through the portal after TRM.

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Sunday, September 7, 2008 9:09 PM

*grabs an extension cable and moves operation out to a small hut on the beach*

Don't anybody trip on the wire!

*Seryn adds Mangosteen fruit and a banana (because for some reason there's a banana in EVERYTHING) and looks at the resulting white smoothie with tiny little black pips in it. Then in a flash of inspiration she mashes some raspberrys and mixes the bright pink juice with the black-and-white mix in a swirly pattern (turn tables aren't just for potters and dj's you know!) and finishes them with slices of Star fruit soaked in the rasperry juice and a paper brolly*

Ta Da!

Ok, every one who wants one come and get it!

Now i'm off water skiing!

I'm going to water ski in-thread because Stuart keeps threatening the possibility of water skiing IRL and the thought terrifies me - maybe the practice will help? (hee hee)

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Monday, September 8, 2008 7:02 PM

JAKEWOLFE

The Beach?? Grand!! *Jake digs through his bag, pulling out a beach towel, sunscreen, volleyball type stuff, a cooler full of beer, and some kind of musical playing device*

((OOC: Also... BUMP!!!))

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Monday, September 8, 2008 8:32 PM

Oh yeah, sunscreen! I knew I forgot something. Could I borrow a bit of that? Please and thank you.

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Monday, September 8, 2008 8:51 PM

*flutters eyelashes and smiles sweetly at Jakewolfe*

can I use a bit too? i don't know where my handy bag has gone!

or maybe TRM could open us a portal to the magical land of sunscreen? we could run in, roll about a bit and be covered for however long we want.

ok, so maybe not such a great idea...

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Monday, September 8, 2008 9:35 PM

Also, if anyone is hungry, I brought stuff for smores. Although, someone with bonfire building abilities would be useful first. Anyone?

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008 1:40 AM

"Sunscreen? Not needed! As you can clearly see, this place is bathed in reddish light due to its K5 rated star, dimmer than that of the Sun of Earth-that-still-is. So it appears to be on the verge of sundown even though the sun is high in the sky. As a result, the world of Sundown does not receive large blasts of ultra-violet light that would cause sunburn.

"Also, of course, it means that this place is not as bright. If you were wanting to work on your tan, perhaps we should move to a different world."

TheRealMe pulls a hand flamer from his pack.

"As to starting a bonfire, STAND BACK!"

TheRealMe points the weapon at a nearby pile of logs and closes his eyes.

WHOOOSH!

Half of the beach is bathed in flames, luckily, it is the unoccupied half.

TheRealMe raises an eyebrow as he examines the hand flamer. "I suppose that I should put settings on this thing."

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008 3:00 AM

JAKEWOLFE

*Blinks*

...Huh...

*gives an evil grin*

Were can I get one of THOSE TRM??

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008 4:07 AM

JAKE7

**OOC: Well, having another jake around might get confusing, especially since one's female and the other's male! Beware of Cozen JakeWolfe!

**

**Jake7 jumps through the portal to play on the beach.**

Ah, this is the life. First freeze to death in the snow, and now warm up on the soft, warm sand of...um... Where are we, TRM?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008 11:50 AM

TheRealMe shakes his hand flamer and holds it to his ear. "We are on a planet named Sundown, Jake7."

Meanwhile some Yeti and some of the Brides come through the dimensional portal in swimwear. Some have skis, others have surfboards.

The tiny Olympic synchronized flying team of faeries also come flying through the portal. They hover around Seryn. "Where's the baby?" They chorus.

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008 12:17 PM

Ah, there's nothing I like better than a little apres ski in... well, apparently a glorious beach. Yetis, I suggest you put up parasols to shield yourself from the sun, I think your coats might be a bit thick for this heat.

*rolls out a beach towel and relaxes by reading the paper*

"Fairy child taken into care, drunken mother in custody"... whoops. This is tomorrow's paper.

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008 1:27 PM

Quote:
Half of the beach is bathed in flames, luckily, it is the unoccupied half.

Wow. That's impressive. I don't think I have enough supplies for that many smores! Still, it's very pretty and makes the beach a bit brighter.

*gets to work on the roasting of marshmallows.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 6:59 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
TheRealMe shakes his hand flamer and holds it to his ear. "We are on a planet named Sundown, Jake7."

Ah, thanks, TRM.

**jake7 returns to digging her feet into the sand to thaw them out**

OOC: Now I have the song "Sundown" going through my mind. Good thing I've always liked it!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 8:22 AM

COZEN

*Creeps down J's back stairs*

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lightfootcoz

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 11:55 AM

*turns around to show the fairies Fin sleeping happily in a fabric sling thing*

actually I need a baby sitter - some one needs to look after him while i go water skiing.

*hopes to hell that no-one will look after Fin so she doesn't have to do it*

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 12:49 PM

The tiny faerie Luna flies up to Seryn, very excited. "Oh, we would LOVE to watch Fin for you!"

The other faeries start muttering amongst themselves.

In mid-air, Luna spins about to face her companions. "We would love to, RIGHT?"

The other faeries stare off aimlessly in random directions. Some whistle innocently. One shrugs.

Luna turns back to Seryn. "See, you have volunteers!"

Luna the Faerie

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 12:55 PM

oh, no, its ok, really, i couldn't possibly expect you to give up you day on a... burning... beach to look after a sleepy baby... really, don't worry about it...

please don't make me water ski!

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 12:59 PM

From the pack of hovering faeries, one, Tiffany, flies down to Luna's side. She whispers in her sister's ear: "You know about diapers, right?"

"Diapers?" Luna wonders.

Luna the Faerie
Tiffany the Faerie

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:26 PM

Three of the gigantic Yeti lumber up to Seryn. One of them bows deeply. "Seryn! In old times, Seryn go with Ervin, fly in Nandi, and blow up Alliance ship from inside! Remember? Good times! Now Seryn go with Ervin to ski? Look, Corbin has own baby SimonYeti. Can watch baby Fin. Come!"

Next to Ervin, Corbin nods. "Corbin do."

"Already rent boat and rope," Hewitt, the third Yeti, explains.

Corbin the Yeti
Ervin the Yeti
Hewitt the Yeti

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Friday, September 12, 2008 11:51 AM

help me...

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Friday, September 12, 2008 1:03 PM

*installs a high-class illusion projector that now can even withstand contact with others, programs seryn's image, duplicates and runs it*

*whispers in seryn's ear "got you covered go hide before people see me/us"*

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Friday, September 12, 2008 3:06 PM

i was going to suggest taking a highly necessary shopping trip, you know for important supply like stuff, but hide and seek sounds fun too!

*folds up map of beach shopping centre just in case

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Friday, September 12, 2008 3:25 PM

Sparky the Robot reverts to his original programming that he received back in Thread 3 when he was created. He goes about the beach setting up hammocks and gathers numerous palm fronds with which to fan any hammock occupants. He also prepares to fetch drinks with tiny umbrellas in them.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 7:37 AM

*hugs Aiko*

thank you! Its not hat I don't love the Yeti to pieces, but as soon as i said i was going to water ski I just decided I reeeeeeeally didn't want to!

*runs away while duplicate Seryn grabs her ski's and sets of with the yeti*

Now what shall we do with ourselves Fin? Ooh! I know!

*creeps up near Simonwho's lounger while he's reading and pokes him regularly in the shoulder, just to be annoying*

Now, how long do you think before he can tell us to stop do you reckon?

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 8:09 AM

-watches the real seryn poke SimonWho before she grabs the waterskis and starts off-

-thinks to herself "waterskiing is so much fun, and I get to be in disguise, too! gotta love risk-taking...-

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 2:20 AM

*get really bored already*

Seryn sets up an automated irritating machine to continue annoying Simonwho then goes to read and drink her smoothie on her sun lounger while Aiko does a fantastic job of skiing in her stead.

This is the beachy life!

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 1:06 PM

Young SimonYeti notices the poking machine on one side of SimonWho. He wanders over to the other side of SimonWho and starts poking him there.

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 6:27 PM

The Yeti laugh and clap. "Come, Seryn! We go ski on water!"

Ervin and Hewitt lead the disguised Aiko off to the waterside. Floating at a dock is a speedboat. They carefully get in so as not to capsize the boat. Ervin squeezes into the driver's seat while Hewitt helps Aiko down and casts off the line. Ervin revs the engine, both Yeti give off an ear-shattering howl, and the boat darts off away from the dock at a high rate of speed.

Hewitt ties a rope around Aiko's waist. "Seryn, you go ski first!" Hewitt stands up in the boat facing backward and easily lifts the disguised Aiko over his head. "Ready?" he yells.

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Monday, September 15, 2008 8:29 AM

*watches the yeti and feels sorry for Aiko*

*not sorry enought ot go take her place though*

*feels mean and goes to make Aiko a soothing smoothie for when she gets out - Rum, rum, strawberrys and rum*

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Monday, September 22, 2008 1:04 PM

*boing*

*a random bunch of monkeys see Simonyeti and the irritating machine annoying Simonwho and decide to join in*

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 5:40 PM

What the...? Oh, that's a bit annoying. Still, what's good for the goose...

*uses his sonic screwdriver to disable the poking machine*

And now for the gander...

*disables the projection unit*

Hey look Hewitt, Seryn seems to have come off the waterski and gotten back onto the shore. Best go straight over and help her back onto the skis, yes?

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:24 AM

*grabs the sonic screwdriver and hands it to one of the monkeys who obediently runs away to hide, then handcuffs her wrist to Simonwho's*

well if i now have to water skiing, you do too.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:52 PM

Hewitt is about to toss Aiko-disguised-as-Seryn into the water behind the boat. He looks up and is surprised. He sets the newly revealed Aiko down. Then he glances this way and that, spotting Seryn on the beach next to SimonWho. He puts Aiko down, cups his hands around his mouth, and yells. "Seryn! Good trick! How does Seryn get all the way over there?"

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 6:18 PM

My dear lady, ultimatums are wonderful things... providing the threat is actually something to be feared.

Hey Hewitt, come pick us up and take us along that stretch of water - there's a trick we need to do.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 9:12 PM

Ervin makes a right-angled turn with the speedboat that almost dumps his fellow Yeti Hewitt and the non-disguised Aiko into the drink. Hewitt grabs Aiko before she goes over the edge.

Then Hewitt takes the rope and fashions a large lasso. He twirls it overhead as the boat speeds parallel to the shore. As the boat passes SimonWho and Seryn on the beach, Hewitt tosses the lasso. It settles around SimonWho and Seryn for a moment, then it is pulled tight and the two are dragged into the water.

"Good fun!" Ervin yells.

Actually, three are dragged. At the last moment young SimonYeti grabs his namesake's leg in a death grip and goes along as well.

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 11:50 AM

*screams*

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 5:04 PM

SimonYeti screams too, but with glee!

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 8:04 PM

Yahoo!

Seryn, do scream if you want to go faster.

Now Ervin, try and line us up for that ramp over there - we're going to have to jump!

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 8:07 PM

*watches the skiing, lazily from a comfy beach chair.

I hope they've got helmets on. That looks a bit scary.

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Friday, September 26, 2008 10:05 AM

*help!*

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Friday, September 26, 2008 10:30 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

A small girl with angel wings flies out of the portal to the SereniTREE, laughing.

"Sera, you get back here this instant!" The voice comes from the other side of the portal. "Your mother will kill me!!"

Soul stumbles through the portal and dives for Sera, only to get a faceful of sand as his daughter evades his grasp.

"Ow..."

OOC: Miss me?

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Friday, September 26, 2008 11:16 AM

Holy Rocking Chair, Batman! Soul is back! So nice to see you again. *hugs*

Umm, I think your child just flew out towards the water. My she's grown.

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Friday, September 26, 2008 2:03 PM