Happy Birthday, KGB! by Malicious

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Happy Birthday, KGB!

POSTED BY: MALICIOUS
UPDATED: Thursday, September 2, 2004 18:29
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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:50 PM

since when is that not a good reason to bump things?

*starts blindly swinging her favorite stick around*

i'll find that bunker eventually...just needs a little perserverance is all.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:52 PM

Uh oh...

*goes and makes sure the camo on the bunker is back up to spec*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:57 PM

gorramit!

*blindly gropes for another few seconds, realizes the futility of trying to locate the ever-elusive gunhand, and starts drawing funny/naughty pictures in the sand*

hehehe

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 9:00 PM

Oh hey I like pictures!

I'm sorry, just busy drinking lots of coffee and trying to figure out this thing for the Shindig thing. So in other words...losing what's left of my mind.

Now I can't even remember where I'm supposed to be a di-version at!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 28, 2004 9:03 PM

oh gunhand, you know you're just a di-version in general. silly you.

what's all the coffee for? midnight marathons of witty banter?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 1:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
malicious, thank you so so so so so so much! you left before i could thank you....that's right very fashionably late to my own party. but it was incredibly nice of you to think of me..., but in a non-sexual, friendly way.

Shucks! 'tweren't nuthin'! Glad you liked it! In a non-sexual, totally friendly way, of course.

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:25 AM

>>mom, you must get out of the attic this instant. There are dust bunnies up there the size of small horses!<<

Damn, that's what those were! I swore one started talking to me! Creepifying! ACHOOOOOO! Well, we were supposed to hide and surprise you, I guess I hit too well!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:44 PM

Quote:
I guess I hit too well!

i hope you don't mean with shoes, as mom's sound like they have dangerously good aim with those.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:47 PM

Well, my aim's not too good, but I'm wicked with timeouts!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:59 PM

i've never had a timeout from you...that's right, i'm the good one!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:46 PM

*cough*bump*cough*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:47 PM

I've never had a timeout either.

Oh wait...nevermind.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:57 PM

ok, being good is boring. anyone have a good idea on how to be sent to my room? apparently, 'alone time' in jayne's bunk doesn't upset mom, so maybe i should skew more toward the evil.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 8:00 PM

Ummm, you could always throw pies at people, that usually gets people sent to their rooms.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 8:03 PM

pies feels like its been played out. maybe i'll throw cds, those could get dangerous. *starts skimming her collection for throw-able cds*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 8:06 PM

Ohhh you could sharpen the edges on them and play Xena: Warrior Princess!

*sits down and gets a beer to watch*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 8:14 PM

ooo, xena. do i get the outfit and a big sword? i've always wanted one. then we definitely have something worthy of a keg.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 8:15 PM

Yeah you can't be Xena without the outfit and sword, it's a given.

Definately getting some being sent to your room potential here.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 8:18 PM

*dons the outfit and immediately starts using her sword to sharpen cds*

so, would all those people who ever said bad things about jayne kindly line up?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 11:27 PM

Well better late than never (silly computer causing me problems) so without any further ado (may be a-doo in this case)...

I present...The creepifying return of Stick Gunhand doing a traditional Scottish kiltdance jig in your belated Birthday honor!

(sensitive viewers should just keep on walking right now while ya have the chance...)

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Pretty darn creepifying huh?

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

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Monday, May 31, 2004 1:05 AM

Hey!! That's almost as good as mine! It was supposed to be way worse!!

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 31, 2004 1:49 AM

Work work work. Besides your real birthday isn't for a spell yet and I'm still learning the subtle nuances that is Stick Gunhand.

So I'm sure he'll generally get better over time. I'm actually contemplating doing a cartoon series with him...maybe...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
*dons the outfit and immediately starts using her sword to sharpen cds*

so, would all those people who ever said bad things about jayne kindly line up?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Now now, Cageybee. No need to hurt anyone just so you can have a time-out. See, I voted for Jayne too, and you don't see me sharpening anything. I guarantee that if you get a time-out, you won't be happy about it. Gunhand would get one too, since he gave your young impressionable mind the idea in the first place. Do you really want him to spend his birthday in his room?? See how the guilt works on different levels?

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:38 AM

Read my response to Cageybee, young man!

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Monday, May 31, 2004 4:14 PM

Hey, I kinda like my room.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

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Monday, May 31, 2004 6:50 PM

well, mom, since you're incredibly skilled at the guilt (as moms tend to be, is there a special government school?), i will put down my sword. unless other opportunities arise, i intend to be all peaceable-like.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 9:25 AM

KGB!

Did ya see your gift from Gunhand? Pretty shiny, huh? Almost as good a mine!

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 6:02 PM

there is no shinier gift than a dancing gunhand in a kilt. i'm sorry, but no.

edit- except you-know-who.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 6:59 PM

well, i'm late, but i always send cards late so the web should be no different right? Happy bday KGB, and hope the year is good:)

Well, it has to be, it has serenity coming in it right?

The Strawberry Monkey
http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 7:15 PM

thanks, jebbypal. late posts are always accepted....especially because i intend to keep this thread around the top five for much longer than necessary.

anyway, thanks, and have some cake. *points to cakes....which is crusty and swarmed by flies*

uh, nevermind.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 7:19 PM

:) Well I'll pitch in then:)

Here, throw away the cake. I brought chocolate milkshakes for everyone

The Strawberry Monkey
http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 7:51 PM

mmm, shake-y goodness. thanks, jebby. you are invited to any and all of my parties, whether or not you intend to show up on time. usually its my trademark to be late. welcome!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 1:27 AM

Arise, thread! *Bump!*
Heh, living up to my title!

Happy belated B'day, KGB! I've brought some of that magic cure-all, Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate!!! (If you haven't ever tasted said choc, I pity you...)

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MAL: "Well, look at this! Appears them boys at Fox have decided to cancel us. What does that make them?"
ZOE: "Big damn idiots, sir."
MAL: "Ain't they just."
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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 2:58 AM

Or you may prefer something with chocolate in it; if only the European Commission had been stronger on the definition of chocolate ...

Apols, Mantichorus, my tastebuds got the better of me, but they're probably wrong

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Thursday, June 24, 2004 1:37 AM

You... don't like Cadbury's Dairy Milk? :Edges away nervously: (Yet another non-existant emoticon!)
Ah, well. How 'bout some Cadbury's Bourneville plain choc?
I also brought a selection of Pepsi and Coca-Cola for everyone... Er, hang on a mo'. Whose pad are we trashing here?
Cagey, we're holding a belated b'day party for you (I wasn't a member at the time, that's my excuse...). Are you gonna turn up?

Fox execs--->

<---Me

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MAL: "Well, look at this! Appears them boys at Fox have decided to cancel us. What does that make them?"
ZOE: "Big damn idiots, sir."
MAL: "Ain't they just."
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Writing at: [url] http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=520496 [/url]

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Thursday, July 1, 2004 8:49 PM

Hi, Cageybee! Have you run across Neroli, Howdyrockerbaby, Delia, Gunhand, or Malicious lately? Everyone that I posted with back when I signed up has kinda disappeared. Isn't it almost your half birthday now??

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Sunday, August 29, 2004 9:24 AM

well, happy as i am that my bithday thread is still up here, where is everybody?!?! i miss my posting friends. late nights at my computer just haven't been the same without them....of course, there's been about one last night at my computer since the crash *sighs and looks pitiful*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Sunday, August 29, 2004 2:01 PM

Serves you right for deserting us for nearly the entire summer! The clubhouse got all dusty!

Mal-licious

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Sunday, August 29, 2004 2:54 PM

Hi, Malicious and Cageybee! Great to see ya around!

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Monday, August 30, 2004 3:17 AM

oh yay! its lovely to see you guys!

now, where's my foamy drink?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, August 30, 2004 11:47 AM

Dunno. Ask the cabana boys, although I think they may be on strike. Men!

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Monday, August 30, 2004 4:01 PM

uh, so is this milk drink foamy? because chocolate and foamy, while sounding harmless, often brings grown men to their knees. i've seen it....the horrors of ovaltine.

ok, now that i've offended ovaltine drinkers, i'm off to the "non" clubhouse....but, mark my words, i'll be back. because a website without a kgb birthday thread is....well, must i mention the ovaltine again?

edit-mom, where the

is everybody? i've gotten hellos from neroli, mal, and ebo, but everyone else is MIA. they can't possibly all be gearing up for the BDM already, can they? i mean, i've started collecting bottled water, but that's it.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, August 30, 2004 7:11 PM

>> edit-mom, where the is everybody? i've gotten hellos from neroli, mal, and ebo, but everyone else is MIA. they can't possibly all be gearing up for the BDM already, can they? i mean, i've started collecting bottled water, but that's it. <<

I have no idea where everyone is. Kinda sad, isn't it? Maybe I need to do another cheesy poll...

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Tuesday, August 31, 2004 3:16 AM

i vote yes in the poll for another cheesy poll. they're the threads i like best (because of all the nonsensicality) and i missed out on the last one. i tried to cast an absentee ballot, but wouldn't you know it, the pregnant chads strike again.

and yes, nonsensicality is a word....its just that i've only recently brought it into exsistence.

oh yeah, and mom, i'm glad we're reunited, because my college mom likes the schnapps a little too much.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, August 31, 2004 12:30 PM

I, too, stand firmly on the "YES" side of the cheesy poll question. Umm, having one, that is. A poll.

Mal-licious

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Thursday, September 2, 2004 6:29 PM

Say, are you really going to throw out all that cake?

The Real Me

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