So, you think YOUR life is crappy? by Succatash

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So, you think YOUR life is crappy?

POSTED BY: SUCCATASH
UPDATED: Monday, May 31, 2004 18:46
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Saturday, May 29, 2004 11:18 AM

If you have a crappy life, just remember: It could be worse.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 11:49 AM

BRITCHICK

That poor hen!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 11:59 AM

NOOCYTE

Well, they do say it's geting harder and harder to meet chicks (haw-haw).

Postscript: The police have not been able to rule out foul play.....

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 12:02 PM

TEELABROWN

My, my, my, my Tash. What do you do all day?
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Saturday, May 29, 2004 1:10 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE

I am astonished

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 1:30 PM

JAKE7

I'm absolutely grossed out!!!! ::shivers::

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 3:22 PM

ANNIK

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:

If you have a crappy life, just remember: It could be worse.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm
/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc

I can't remember the author offhand, but a book I have somewhere called "History of Sex" (specifically history of American sex, really) had some really detailed lists of punishments for the early American settlers that hinged entirely on *which* animal you were caught with.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 3:34 PM

GUNRUNNER

Isn’t the “opening” on a chicken rather small?

And they slaughtered the chicken afterwards, does that mean they put it to market???

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 4:32 PM

SUCCATASH

In my sex egg-ucation class we were taught it is egg sized.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:32 PM

GUNRUNNER

Ah good to know Tash. I guess that barn yard sex class you took gave you some much needed err ok not MUCH needed knowledge, at least you were taught how to have safe sex with poultry. Which I can’t say about this guy, listen anytime you feel like killing your self after a screw that means you should have kept your John Thomas in your pants.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:48 PM

SUCCATASH

Here's a picture of me from a few years ago when I attended the barnyard sex class. And yes, I used to bleach my hair.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 8:18 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

Uh Tash,

That looks like a Rooster........

You sure you were pitching ?

" If I going to get killed for a word....
Then my word is Poon-Tang "

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:28 PM

BEATLE

Quote:
Originally posted by GinoBiffaroni:

That looks like a Rooster........
You sure you were pitching ?

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:30 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE

Quote:
Originally posted by GinoBiffaroni:
Uh Tash,

That looks like a Rooster........

You sure you were pitching ?

" If I going to get killed for a word....
Then my word is Poon-Tang "

burn

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:42 PM

SUCCATASH

Quote:
Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:
Quote:
Originally posted by GinoBiffaroni:
Uh Tash,

That looks like a Rooster........

You sure you were pitching ?

" If I going to get killed for a word....
Then my word is Poon-Tang "

burn

Wow, I'm so embarrased! This whole time it was a rooster!

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:15 PM

NOOCYTE

Well, that'll teach you to go off half-....ah, nevermind.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 4:14 PM

WHOODAHN

Quote:
Originally posted by britchick:
That poor hen!

Poor wife, she came in second best to a chicken.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 6:02 PM

SUCCATASH

Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:
Poor wife, she came in second best to a chicken.

Cough, cough... the chicken was raped and then killed!

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Monday, May 31, 2004 6:15 PM

WHOODAHN

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:
Poor wife, she came in second best to a chicken.
Cough, cough... the chicken was raped and then killed!

It might have been consensual.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Monday, May 31, 2004 6:22 PM

SUCCATASH