The I am NOT a guy club! by ebonezer

Work work work...

*throws them some pillows and then gets back to the constructionification*

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:34 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE

I feel like sneaking into your party

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 4:51 AM

FOSTER

Hey can I join. I am defiantly not a guy. I can use a chainsaw, have a sword and gun collection, and generally think I can kick any ones rear area. Tends to confuse people a bit but I have two large protruding areas on my chest that argue against me being a guy.
I also don't mind looking up kilts. Can I get a pillow too?

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 7:12 AM

TALLGRRL

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
If you gals should need someone to reach the light bulbs in the ceiling, give me a holler. I'm also good at re-shingling, painting, and basic dentistry...

--Jefé The Hat

I'm 6'2" tall.
I don't need your help reaching anything, thank you.

May I be in the club too?
Among other things, I can do basic car stuff like check and change the oil, trans and brake fluids, i can code HTML and I understand Javascript, I knit, can tap dance, I can wire a sound system and program a VCR (don't laugh, some people think that the fact that they can't is something to be proud of)...and I can cook, too!
Oh! And give me some rubber gloves, a broom and a paper bag and I'll pick up a dead bird just so's I don't have to look at it anymore.

Take me, sir. Take me hard.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 8:25 AM

*picks up pillows and walks out quickly and quietly*

Yoink.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 1:05 PM

FILMGODDESS

Well, I can fix your computer for you. Well, if it's a mac. I try not to touch Windows machine seeing as how they SUCK. I can set up an entire recording studio if needed. And I can run and fix and film projector. I don't know that we would be needing any of that, but just in case.

However I usually have to have a guy to get on a ladder for me. I'm short. '4"11. See short. But it does give me ample looking up kilt time.

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 1:13 PM

Y'all do know I'm gonna be wearing my kilt for the virtual shindig right? So be on your best behavior or...or...hell I dunno.

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 1:41 PM

KETHRYVERIS

Martinis anyone? There's a bar near me that does martinis and manicures every Wednesday night.
I usually just lurk but I had to get in on this one. Can I join the club? I'm not a guy but if anyone's a Mercedes Lackey fan they'll know that from my screen name.
Let's keep the guys around to get rid of spiders and move heavy objects.
I can't do plumbing or carpentry but I can design a satellite, just keep the bugs away from me!
I'd like to be in on the virtual shindig too. You'd think that in LA I be able to find a non-virtual one!

Kethryveris

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 1:55 PM

Kethryveris,

If you haven't already done so, go over to the General Discussions forum under "How to Shindig" and let Ebonezer know your AIM screen name for the shindig Tuesday.

Oh, and could you just put the martini shaker here on this end table? And move slightly to the left, you are blocking my view. Ok, thanks, that's good. (also the manicure at the bar is SUCH an excellent idea!)

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:01 PM

Martinis eh? I'll pass, they taste like socks and smell like...well I won't say. On the other hand if y'all want to send a Beam and Dr. Pepper up the ladder I'd be appriciative, plenty of ice too please.

Carpentry is sweaty work after all, even in a kilt.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Martinis eh? I'll pass, they taste like socks and smell like...well I won't say. On the other hand if y'all want to send a Beam and Dr. Pepper up the ladder I'd be appriciative, plenty of ice too please.

Carpentry is sweaty work after all, even in a kilt.

Excuse me, but what are you doing down off the roof? Get your shiny (in more ways than one) butt back up there! You'll get your drink when it gets too dark to see.

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:08 PM

I'm up here, that's why I said send it up the ladder because I knew if I came down there'd be a riot or something.

Wait what was I even on the roof for again?

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
I'm up here, that's why I said send it up the ladder because I knew if I came down there'd be a riot or something.

Wait what was I even on the roof for again?

Hell-O! You just sent a COMPUTER message! Is your computer on the roof? How much hammering on our (reviews thread) sauna are you getting done while typing? Hmm?

BTW, I'm afraid we are going to have to make this sauna MUCH bigger than this. Perhaps even two stories tall. With a deck. And a hot tub. We are going to have the BEST clubhouse. Can you adjust your tool belt please? Just hitch it to the right some. Yeaahh. Now get back to work!

*edit--I just wanted everyone to know that my post was #69. Not that that isn't significant in and of itself, but it IS 26 more posts than the gay guy's club, FYI. Girls RULE.

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:46 PM

Ohh hey nice tv!! Is that a plasma screen??

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:49 PM

It is. 65 inch screen. Surround sound. Firefly 24/7. And stop peeking through our windows!

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:52 PM

Yeah I ummm...took the computer on the roof and all that.

Dunno why.

Ummm...hitching eh? Okay.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:56 PM

Hey, Gunhand? Umm, do you ever wear chaps on your ranch? Can you, ummm, wear them here sometime? (looks down

kicks dirt) Please?

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:01 PM

Well I have a pair, I don't wear them all that much really because...well I just don't. But sure I suppose so, don't see the cool factor with chaps but I live to serve. Or something like that.

Usually I just wear jeans or BDUs and if I'm feeling wild and crazy cutoff BDUs, but that can lead to some leather burns so...ya know.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:04 PM

*Runs in and nabs the girls tv while Malicious is looking away.

LOL. security is pretty lax.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:09 PM

*Sneaks back in and removes all the light bulbs from the lights.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:13 PM

Actually I'd be careful Southernslayer, see if I'm here doing carpentry that means my vehicle is parked closeby and it usually has enough firepower in it to take over a small Third World nation. Not that they know how to use it most likely, just saying...

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:19 PM

*sneaks back in and puts the tv and light bulbs back in place. lol

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:21 PM

Wise choice, I think some of them may have the point and it goes bang part figured out some.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:36 PM

Gunhand! I done took care of it already! But thanks for the intimidation.

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:37 PM

I'm good at intimidation.

*does a kilt twirl and bow and goes back to carpentry*

Yes you can be intimidating in a kilt...trust me.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:48 PM

EBONEZER

Whats this about Gunhand having a ranch? And chaps?

I have chaps too. And spend half my life at a ranch.

I changed my mind, gunhand can be my creepy interent boyfriend now.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:50 PM

Hey I'm not creepy!

Well okay I am.

But I work on a ranch, have a horse and a gun and the whole nine yards. Yes, I'm a cowboy.

Thing is when I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate when I grew up and not a cowboy. So I still have some career choices to make...

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 4:40 PM

ANNIK

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Hey I'm not creepy!

Well okay I am.

But I work on a ranch, have a horse and a gun and the whole nine yards. Yes, I'm a cowboy.

Thing is when I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate when I grew up and not a cowboy. So I still have some career choices to make...

Hmmm ... have you considered resurrecting the time-honoured tradition of being a highwayman? This gets you the perks of being a pirate, whilst being able to maintain the cowboy stuff such as horse-riding and being on solid land. Just a thought.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 4:42 PM

I thought about that Annik but the problem is there ain't anymore stage service in Arizona so I'd be a long while between jobs. And idle hands are the devil's plaything and all that.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 5:39 PM

EBONEZER

Wow! A cowboy! Nifty! I'm sort of like a cowgirl...sort of. Well, i have a horse anyway. I ride english though, and go foxhunting, and jumping coops and stuff. I've pushed cows one or two times, though.

I know how to crack a whip too. Thats handy

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:41 AM

ELWOODMOM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, where's mom? she said she'd teach me to pole dance....

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Watch and learn, my chickadees, watch and learn. First, grab the pole thusly, wrap your right leg around...

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Monday, May 31, 2004 10:15 AM

ANNIK

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
I thought about that Annik but the problem is there ain't anymore stage service in Arizona so I'd be a long while between jobs. And idle hands are the devil's plaything and all that.

Stage schmage. You need to be knocking over armoured trucks. They won't suspect the guy with the horse, you know.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 10:21 AM

JAKE7

Why, I do believe I'm getting the vapors from all this construction business!

Thank goodness for all these pillows around here!

Looks like Gunhand might be, too -- someone better get him some lemonade, don't want the show to end too early, do we???

When he's done with the Jacuzzi, maybe we should have him install the security system to prevent another attempt at theft?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 10:41 AM

The vapors eh?

Now that is something I haven't heard for an age and a half. Best get yourself a mint julip perhaps.

And as for the knocking over of armored vehicles, they're not quite right for my...idom?

Yeah I just had a Monty Python moment. Anyhow back to the construction! What was I constructing now again? Oh yeah, jacuzzi and then sauna and then security. At least I think that's the order.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 11:08 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
The vapors eh?
Now that is something I haven't heard for an age and a half. Best get yourself a mint julip perhaps.

And I'm not even Southern!

Hmm. Mint Julep does sound awfully tasty, though...

Anyone know how to make one?

If not, a frozen Margarita wouldn't go amiss...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 11:34 AM

I know how to make 'em, how to spell 'em? Not so much. Oh well the making and the drinking are the important bits to my mind.

Margarita doesn't sound bad either now that you mention it, and yeah I know how to make them too.

Unfortunately I'm not allowed off the roof or Mal-icious and Mom will kick my kilted posterior.

Work, work, work.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 1:33 PM

Get back to work! (whip cracks)

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 31, 2004 1:36 PM

Oh great, now ya have a whip too?

*goes back to work very quicklike*

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

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Monday, May 31, 2004 2:04 PM