The I AM a guy club! by SouthernSlayer

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The I AM a guy club!

POSTED BY: SOUTHERNSLAYER
UPDATED: Thursday, March 17, 2005 16:57
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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 7:42 PM

mal, i was there, just late. damn evil work....a computer system went down and i had to stay late. i was there for the screening of 'trash', which was me, gunhand, and someone i've never met before.

next time, i'll call in sick.

(i've been waiting to use that one forever!)

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Wednesday, June 2, 2004 2:03 PM

MALICIOUS

You guys watched "Trash"??? Awwww, man, I wanted to see that! Now what am I gonna do? Damn.

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, June 2, 2004 6:27 PM

CAGEYBEE

mal, it appears that there will be unofficial screenings of trash every night, as it is once again being watched by the people participating in the AIM chat.

also, is there anything left to steal here? otherwise, we should meet in the other thread. its much cleaner and the view is better

....plus, i hear rumblings of cabana boys.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 2:08 PM

MALICIOUS

But I just cleaned here! Oh, alright. The cabana boys were mixing me a pitcher of purple slurpees anyway.

Mal-licious

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Friday, June 11, 2004 5:41 AM

MANTICHORUS

"I am a large, semi-muscular man."
I'm a guy (no $hit, Sherlock! It only says that in your frickin' bio!)(goes off on a semi-rant, only stopping when he realises he's annoying the women... who have weapons.)
I'm in, if only to keep the rest of you guys in order, so's you don't terrorise the women-folk.
Now... what are we gonna do?

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."

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Friday, June 11, 2004 5:46 AM

MANTICHORUS

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
*puts their tv remote under her shirt and stealthily slips away*

I was wondering where that had got to...

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."

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Friday, June 11, 2004 6:22 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

*busts open the door and charges into the clubhouse, followed by a truck from Sears delivering all the new Tv's and stuff, followed by a locksmith to help keep out those damn pesky girls*

Alright, boys...your savior is here! Put the big screen in there, put the plasma in the bathroom, and bring in the monster grill!!

*behind the grill, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders saunter in with a twelve pack of beer each*

Beer in the fridge, ladies in the living room!!

*the security detail follows next, the man in charge hands Slayer the new keys and the code for the state-of-the-art security system*

Try and stop us now girls!!!

______________________

But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

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Friday, June 11, 2004 8:45 AM

HIGHIRON02

Beer, Cheerleaders, Big Screen TV. This party is getting interesting. I'm in!

We got you partially surrounded

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Friday, June 11, 2004 8:55 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by Highiron02:
Beer, Cheerleaders, Big Screen TV. This party is getting interesting. I'm in!

Welcome then!! There's a spot over by the pool table, and I think SouthernSlayer's around here somewhere...

After all, he is the boss man!!

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But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

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Friday, June 11, 2004 9:27 AM

TJACK

Hmmm,let's see, all the other guys are inside there.
All the women are outside here with me.
I think I'll stay where I am.

When faced with a moral question I ask myself; "What would The Lone Ranger do?"

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Friday, June 11, 2004 9:31 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

What, are the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders not women?

*cradles a cheerleader as she sobs*

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But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

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Friday, June 11, 2004 1:06 PM

MALICIOUS

Fine. Lock us out. Just try living in there when it gets reallllly foul. Don't come cryin' to us then, pal.

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004 2:44 AM

MANTICHORUS

All right, which one of you threw the wine out???

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than." -Shindig.
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud." -Safe.

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 12:24 PM

MALICIOUS

Bump numero dos for SCA.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 1:12 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Nah. . .this is a GUY'S club. . .which takes all of the best elements of a gentlemen's club . . .the cigars, the leather chairs, the fine whiskey. . .and then ADDS a few elements, such as bellydancers in sheer outfits, Stevie Ray Vaughan playing on the speakers, the Stanley Cup being broadcast on the TV, Jayne and Book lifting weights over in the corner. . .stuff like that.
B]

I'm in.

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:17 PM

ODDNESS2HER

I protest all this sexual segregation! Are we not all equal in the eyes of the Internet?

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 3:27 PM

MALICIOUS

See other thread re: my response to this, something about we live as one tribe now, blah blah, TREE, blah blah.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 4:57 PM

THEREALME

Hello.

I have an announcement to make. I will cross-post this on all three original clubhouse threads. Mal-licious has said something about this, but I wrote this before she posted. Anyway:

These are old threads!

Ancient, even.

These three threads: the “I am NOT a Guy Club”, the “I AM a Guy Club”, and the “Forgotten not a Guy/Girl Clubhouse,” are the origins of the Treehouse and Sereni-TREE threads. There are currently 13 subsequent threads in direct succession from these first three, and it’s growing all the time. But the SereniTree is where we live now. The survivors, anyway.

See, the war of sexes was fought long ago. The women won, and held rule in the “Forgotten not a Guy/Girl” thread. Then we men won our freedom back and we moved on to other threads as equals. Yes, in the present, as Oddness2her believes, we are equal in the SereniTREE.

It’s kind of like Star Trek, but without the Prime Directive.

Anyway, if you wish to fight the battles of the sexes all over again, that is up to you.

Me? I’ll just get some popcorn and watch.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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