Hidey Thread 490: Warped On The Inside by mai

Why thank you.

I don't dance. I just like wearing the tutu.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Friday, June 12, 2009 7:44 PM

THEREALME

Mai! Everyone likes it when you wear the tutu!

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 3:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
That's why we have Danger ferrets! Twice as cute as normal ones!

But nothing is more adorable than the Peril Penguins. Waddling around in those ever so dangerous tuxedos.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 3:59 AM

Yeah. Top Hat Peril Penguins are the highest-ranking of the murder. The ones with monocoles are just the ninjas, that use the monocoles as throwing stars on a chain, that they can just swing around and bring back whenever they want.

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 7:19 AM

RIPWASH

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I don't dance.

Ya know. . .

You can dance if you want to.
You can leave your friends behind.
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine.

You can go where you want to
A place where they will never find
You can act like you come from out of this world
And leave the real one far behind.

And you can dance.
AND SING!

Now then . . . . where did I put that obligatory 80's medieval music video midget?

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"It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!!!"
"What does that mean?!?!?!"

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:32 AM

Oh god, I HAD JUST BARELY GOTTEN THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!

>.<

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 2:35 PM

IS there such a thing as too much napping???

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 9:41 PM

CITIZEN

Ask Tutankhamen

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 11:41 PM

No it's those people who don't take naps that are wrong. There is no such thing as too much napping. Only when you have to take naps in order to recover from naps that might be on verge of too much too napping.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 5:28 AM

ooh good point Mai:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 12:14 PM

WAKEUPSOON

[/lurk]
This made me giggle.

[relurk]

~WuS
This is not my signature, I have to write this every time I post.
Smile && Nod, it makes it seem like you know what's going on.

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Monday, June 15, 2009 4:19 PM

Ok, Monday is nearly over now. It's safe to come out and play.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 4:00 PM

Right. Tuesday is nearly over as well...
anyone awake in here?

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:00 PM

I'm awake! Though I'm slightly more loopy than usual... definitely warped on the inside (my sleep scedule's way off, at least on the 'wake up at 8 get to bed at reasonable hour' scale..). I think society is wrong though- the day should only start at noon, when that pesky morning stuff is safely over with!

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 5:52 AM

ok seriously ..must sleep soon

Is it just me or does anyone else notice the side effects of these advertized medications seem more dangerous than the reason you'd take the meds?

also
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090612/od_nm/us_germany_fox;_ylt=AibTZLIZ
AOSloloT1qYidaTtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJqb3A3ZXZ2BGFzc2V0A25tLzIwMDkwNjEyL3VzX2dlcm1hbnlfZm94BHBvcwM4BHNlYwN5bl9hcnRpY2xlX3N1bW1hcnlfbGlzdARzbGsDZm94c3RlYWxzbW9y

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 9:58 AM

No, but that's probably only because I don't have anything to do with meds (motren for headaches, multivitamins when mom makes me shove those huge suckers down my throat, that's it.)

Awww! Poor little vixen, having all her shoes taken away...

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 11:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
Awww! Poor little vixen, having all her shoes taken away...

At least the Vixen lives. Well if you can call it that.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:56 PM

I just thought the mental image of this village getting up every day with " damn the shoe thief has struck again" only to discover that a fox has been stealing their shoes for toys:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 8:30 PM

Maybe she just didn't want the little ones to go with bare feet in the forrest. Might hurt their teeny foxy feets.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Thursday, June 18, 2009 8:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
I just thought the mental image of this village getting up every day with " damn the shoe thief has struck again" only to discover that a fox has been stealing their shoes for toys:)

Imagine the Bavarian equivalent of Sheriff Taylor taking police reports from the locals and trying to keep Herr Fife from interrogating/threatening to shoot everybody in sight until finally the culprit is unmasked. It's not the town drunk or the suspiciously kindly old ladies from the underground bingo hall but a dog (more or less) doing what dogs do - chew on shoes. (More or less)

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, June 22, 2009 11:33 AM

Inside out and outside in. "Why do I always get the warped ones?"

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, June 22, 2009 11:52 AM

You're naturally magnetic???

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, June 22, 2009 2:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
You're naturally magnetic???

Well yes, aren't we all?

Just found this and felt I had to share.

http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2009/06/15/twitter-link-roundup-week-en
ding-june-13-2009/

Darth Cat: Do not be so proud of this technological marvel you've constructed it's destructive power pales in comparison to the... Oooh is that a birdie?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, June 22, 2009 3:02 PM

COZEN

Damnation, I don't have the requisite 23" wide screen that allows me to scroll through this thread without it being all too widerized by that lengthy link.

tinyurl.com is your friend.

[/pissyrant]

Queen's bishop to the pink triangle kitty-corner to the ice cream dispenser, tacklehug in two.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009 3:27 AM

I finally finished my blanket!
It's far from perfect (i.e. lots unique "character"),
but I did it! Now my fingers are
going to fall off, but it was
so worth it!

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009 5:59 AM

pics please.... HUGS way to go Mai

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009 10:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I finally finished my blanket!

Just in time for the really hot part of summer. ANd I was going to use this quote elsewhere but it would've been a bit too inflamatory so I'll put it here instead, "a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 2:21 AM

Ask and you shall receive... (a blanket, heh. get it?! receiving blanket... i am entirely too funny for my own good.)

Not a great picture, but it's a soft cream colouredyarn with little splashes of blue, green, and pink.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Friday, June 26, 2009 4:07 AM

JADEHAND

Happy Weekend!

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

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Friday, June 26, 2009 7:45 AM

Is a lovely blanket Mai...

LOL Dave that's one of my favorite quotes from that movie

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, June 26, 2009 9:39 AM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Happy Weekend!

That reminds me... *posts "Happy POETS DAY!

" in taglog*

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Friday, June 26, 2009 9:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
Is a lovely blanket Mai...

LOL Dave that's one of my favorite quotes from that movie

I'm particularly fond of, "So much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, June 26, 2009 9:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Karel:
That reminds me... *posts "Happy POETS DAY! " in taglog*

So why is it I always have to work late on POETS day?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, June 26, 2009 11:27 AM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
So why is it I always have to work late on POETS day?

42.

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Friday, June 26, 2009 9:28 PM

THEREALME

As I go to visit my brother, I may be off the site for a time, and with the new law that Haken has been talking about, this site may no longer exist when I return home!!

If that should happen, I thank you all and love you (yes, even cozen).

I wish you all every happiness.

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Monday, June 29, 2009 3:38 PM

"So chief," said the balding veteran cop standing in the hall, "We found the suspect in the kitchen clutching a bloody knife that she had apparently thrust one hundred one times into her now dead husband's chest. She won't say anything directly but she keeps mumbling about its and apostrophes. Now looking at the chat logs on this computer and it seems the decedent had a habit of typing it's when he meant its and vice verse. I may be going out on a limb here but I suspect what we have is a case of fatal contraction."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, June 29, 2009 3:45 PM

ROFLMAOEAT!!

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Monday, June 29, 2009 4:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
ROFLMAOEAT!!

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off

E??? A??? T???

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, June 29, 2009 4:41 PM

Eating
A
Taco

Friend of mine came up with that, it's made it's way into Urban Dictionary

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Monday, June 29, 2009 7:35 PM

I hope that the site doesn't go away for good, that would be entirely too sad. :(

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Monday, June 29, 2009 8:11 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

There you are!

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I hope that the site doesn't go away for good, that would be entirely too sad. :(

Yes, it would be very sad indeed. I hope that Haken finds a way, and that we can help. What a trip it has been so far.

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 10:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Karel:
There you are!
Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I hope that the site doesn't go away for good, that would be entirely too sad. :(

Yes, it would be very sad indeed. I hope that Haken finds a way, and that we can help. What a trip it has been so far.

Me three. I'm not sure what I'd do if FFF.net were to go away. Aside from being very depressed.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 6:29 PM

What do you mean "there you are!" I'm always here. It's you who is there. Unless your here too. *is confuzed

I guess in the very sad and depressing event that this site goes away we will just have to take over another site. Anyone have any grenades?

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I guess in the very sad and depressing event that this site goes away we will just have to take over another site. Anyone have any grenades?

Well so far I'm not hearing going away so much as new revenue source must be found so I'm'a be just a little optimistic on this. But should it become necessary grenades are I think a little too randomly destructive for our purposes. We need something a bit more precise like light sabers or Vera.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, July 3, 2009 1:07 PM

Ok, my idea is wrong. But just
this once.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Friday, July 3, 2009 2:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Ok, my idea is wrong. But just
this once.

No, it's right in the larger scheme. Just some details need working is all.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, July 3, 2009 2:29 PM

details. schmetails. we don't need no stinkin' details! :P

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Friday, July 3, 2009 3:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
details. schmetails. we don't need no stinkin' details! :P

Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, July 3, 2009 4:34 PM