Hidey Thread 489: What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs by daveshayne

twirl?

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Friday, July 24, 2009 7:48 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

New dance?

Heya MSA, congrats to you and NVG.

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Friday, July 24, 2009 10:00 AM

Gorram.. where have you been?? HUGS we've missed you!!
Thanks we're thrilled :)

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Friday, July 24, 2009 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
New dance?

I call it the Chamambangocha. It's like the Bunny Hop but with cat whiskers and a flamingo.

David

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Friday, July 24, 2009 10:48 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
Gorram.. where have you been?? HUGS we've missed you!!
Thanks we're thrilled :)

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It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

I have been very busy, working and taking care of the family. Finally realized I hadn't been here in ages, so gave myself a stern neck shaking and popped in.

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Friday, July 24, 2009 11:25 AM

will a plastic flamingo work or do you need a live one??

HUGS Gorram well it's good to have you back sweety:)

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Friday, July 24, 2009 1:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
will a plastic flamingo work or do you need a live one??

It's easier with a live one but the plastic ones are admittedly easier to clean up after.

David

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Friday, July 24, 2009 1:18 PM

hmmmm so how about a stuffed on??

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Friday, July 24, 2009 2:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
hmmmm so how about a stuffed on??

Well, really we do try to keep our flamingos well fed. Though as in most things moderation is the key. Really though it's a matter of trade offs with the weight of the bird and the grace of the lifts, dips, pirouettes, and plies.

David

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Saturday, July 25, 2009 9:25 AM

Bananas in pajamas are moving down the stairs.
Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Saturday, July 25, 2009 10:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Bananas in pajamas are moving down the stairs.
Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs.

I've only seen a very tiny bit so my fic will probably be rather non canonical.

B1: So what are we going to do today, B2?
B2: the same thing we do every day, B1. Try to take over the world.

I may have this confused with something else.

David

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Sunday, July 26, 2009 10:20 AM

It's Pinky! Pinky and the Brain, brain, brain, brain, brain!

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Sunday, July 26, 2009 2:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
It's Pinky! Pinky and the Brain, brain, brain, brain, brain!

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

David

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'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Monday, July 27, 2009 10:45 AM

RIPWASH

How many gigawats of electricity it will take for the Flux Capacitor to work?

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Monday, July 27, 2009 11:59 AM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Quote:
Originally posted by RIPWash:
How many gigawats of electricity it will take for the Flux Capacitor to work?

The same amount as for a charge inductor.

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Monday, July 27, 2009 3:18 PM

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Originally posted by RIPWash:
How many gigawats of electricity it will take for the Flux Capacitor to work?

Old owl. One, two, three. *crunch* Three.

David

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'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Monday, July 27, 2009 3:55 PM

JADEHAND

1.21

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009 2:45 PM

She-Ra and He Man were totally kissing each other.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:57 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
She-Ra and He Man were totally kissing each other.

The rumor is that they were just bearding for each other.

David

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'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009 8:14 PM

Dave, you make sense that does not.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 2:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Dave, you make sense that does not.

Quite frequently less. Billabong pancake episode enticement!

But in the above short post the sense that may be lacking is the alternate definition of beard - meaning a person of the opposite sex who pretends amorous intent to allow closeted homosexuals to maintain their pose of heterosexuality among friends and family.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:29 AM

I would like some pancakes. I hope you brought enough for the whole class. (or if not, just enough for me)I could eat a horse. A pancake horse not a real horse cause that'd be cruel.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 3:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I would like some pancakes. I hope you brought enough for the whole class. (or if not, just enough for me)I could eat a horse. A pancake horse not a real horse cause that'd be cruel.

Have a nice pancake horse mai. In fact, pancake horses for everybody!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Friday, July 31, 2009 3:53 AM

JADEHAND

a herd of pancakes.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
a herd of pancakes.

While I fly over the sprawling herd of pancakes safe in my helicopter Jim will be trying to lure individual pancakes away from the stack in order to affix these radio transmitter tracking tags to their pancake horsey ears. Because a wild pancake horsey can be vicious when cornered Jim will be utilizing a special heated jar of boysenberry syrup laced with powerful tranquilizers. Using the data from the tracking tags scientists hope to learn more about the migratory habits of these majestic breakfast foods.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, July 31, 2009 11:38 AM

You do have to watch out for those few wild blueberry pancakes that get mixed in with the herd.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 1:29 PM

JADEHAND

You can lead a pancake to syrup, but you can't make it have a tasty side of sausage....

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:39 PM

Thanks, but I can't eat 'em. They are too cute.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 2:12 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
Thanks, but I can't eat 'em. They are too cute.

The pancake horsies are masters of the defense mechanism of LOLcute. On the wild Serengeti natural predators such as the ham steak and the sausage patty hunt with ruthless efficiency until they are confronted with the pancake horses frolicking about the range. When a predator is confronted with, for instance, a pancake horse posing in an adorable manner with a caption featuring cutely ungrammatical structure and cleverly adorable spelling mistakes the involuntary reaction of "Awwwww" gives the pancakes just enough time to escape to frolic another day.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 3:43 AM

THEREALME

Can I have some horsie pancakes with a side of flamingo?

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 6:15 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Can I have some horsie pancakes with a side of flamingo?

Flamingo flapjacks coming up!

David

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Monday, August 3, 2009 4:41 AM

but flamigo feathers are too chewy... or so i've heard.

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Monday, August 3, 2009 6:56 AM

PLus if you consider the flamingo gets it's pink color from all the shrimp it eats... they taste kinda fish I'd expect

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Monday, August 3, 2009 10:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
but flamigo feathers are too chewy... or so i've heard.

Nah, but they get sruck between your teeth... I would imagine....

David

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'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, August 3, 2009 5:24 PM

built in floss?

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 2:15 AM

SERYN

complimentary floss sticks,

Wouldn't flamingo's turn your tongue pink?

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 3:49 AM

THEREALME

You are all wrong! Flamingos must taste like cotton candy!

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 8:42 AM

hmmm cotton candy you say??? I do so love cotton candy

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 11:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
hmmm cotton candy you say??? I do so love cotton candy

Flamingos: Wading cotton candy birds of the wild.

David

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 2:22 PM

I now have an inexplicable urge to hunt flamingos

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 3:25 PM

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Originally posted by MsA:
I now have an inexplicable urge to hunt flamingos

Best get out your ribbons then as it's bow hunting season. You'll need to tie a nice tight and pleasingly symmetrical bow to bag a prize cotton candy flamingo.

David

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Friday, August 7, 2009 6:46 AM

RIPWASH

Where might one find a bow out in the wild? What is it's natural habitat? Under Christmas trees? I know the large ones can frequently be found lying atop brand new cars...

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Friday, August 7, 2009 6:55 AM

Also will park rangers arrest you for flamingo licking???

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Friday, August 7, 2009 8:19 AM

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Originally posted by RIPWash:
Where might one find a bow out in the wild?

In trees blowing in the wind. Also on Broadway or to a lesser extent in community theater.

David

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'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, August 7, 2009 8:20 AM

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Originally posted by MsA:
Also will park rangers arrest you for flamingo licking???

Only if they catch you so lick quick.

David

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Friday, August 7, 2009 10:10 AM

Sorry I am all kinds of bored today... this is what happens when you drag the consultant back to work weeks before any of the schools are in session...

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Friday, August 7, 2009 10:29 AM