The Sereni-Tree: Phoenix by TheRealMe

Don't worry. It use to happen to me all the time. Everyone usually escapes mostly unscathed.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 9:03 PM

TheRealME kicks the thread.

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:14 PM

SIMONWHO

*puts a plaster on the thread's knee*

There, there.

We need some drinks that are appropriate for our new slower pace - oooh, cocktails!

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:44 AM

jello shots?!

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 2:30 AM

"Free drinks!" Trey opens up her bar and starts mixing one of everything. "Heh. That'll get people showing up!"

Trey, Bride3

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:00 AM

**jake7 turns around to see the common room filling up all of the sudden**

Well, if people would quit disappearing around here!!!

Where did you all come from? This place was just empty minutes ago...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:09 AM

We've been here all the time it's you who keeps disappearing.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Friday, August 14, 2009 7:35 AM

**jake7's mind is blown**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, August 14, 2009 12:48 PM

sorry 'bout that, but maybe it will somehow help make sense of things. perhaps the ship computer can track your disappearances and reappearances? i would have said something sooner, but i thought you were just testing some new from of instatravel.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Friday, August 14, 2009 7:04 PM

Remember the Evil Twin of Sereni-tree? Maybe Jake7 is shifting back and forth between Sereni-Tree and the anti-Sereni-tree. Perhaps we can nail her down, extra-dimensionally speaking.

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, August 17, 2009 5:21 AM

I don't remember that,TRM, was I on board during that time?

**A horrible, distressing thought hits her**

Oh, no! You don't think *I'm* an evil twin do you?

**jake7 runs over to the nearest mirror and looks in**

Well, there's no twirly moustache. But, then, I am a girl, so I guess I wouldn't have one...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Monday, August 17, 2009 9:50 AM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
I don't remember that,TRM, was I on board during that time?

**A horrible, distressing thought hits her**

Oh, no! You don't think *I'm* an evil twin do you?

**jake7 runs over to the nearest mirror and looks in**

Well, there's no twirly moustache. But, then, I am a girl, so I guess I wouldn't have one...

*Sneaks up behind Jake7's mirror image. Which, considering the vast array of implements he's carrying, is no mean feat.*

Now, if only I can resolve the trans-dimensional mirrored aspect....

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Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:37 PM

OOC: Sorry that I've been away. I'm still househunting, and that is sucking up all my time.

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Saturday, September 12, 2009 9:46 PM

Jake I figured it out!
Maybe you're the evil twins evil twin?

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Sunday, September 13, 2009 10:07 AM

**OOC: Sure, I don't check the ONE day the thread gets some action!**

But, Mai, wouldn't that make me twice as evil?

I don't wanna be evil!

**jake7 is now getting paranoid. Plus, she had a creepy feeling someone was sneaking up behind her, but there's no one there...**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Sunday, September 13, 2009 2:37 PM

I don't want you to be evil either, but I don't make the rules. Maybe two evils cancel each other out and your good again? Or maybe the thread is taking us back in time to the evil tree? Or maybe the evil versions of ourselves were never really defeated they were just lying in wait to start a new attack!!!!!

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Monday, September 14, 2009 2:42 PM

My head hurts...

**jake7 goes to get some Aleve**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Monday, September 14, 2009 3:10 PM

And let's not even get started about that evil robot doll, the practice baby CallMeChucky!

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Monday, September 14, 2009 6:51 PM

That's it! I bet the doll is behind the whole mess. The Sereni-Tree is turning into a horror movie!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009 4:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
And let's not even get started about that evil robot doll, the practice baby CallMeChucky!

**jake7 chokes while swallowing her Aleve at the mention of CallMeChucky. Coughing she says:**

Please tell me that thing is still dead...

Didn't we send it out the airlock after it's rampage?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 5:52 PM

Actually, Hewitt the Yeti ended up with the pieces of the shattered evil doll CallMeChucky. But these were taken from him the last time that the FemaleReaver went on a rampage. What SHE did with them is unknown.

CallMeChucky could be on board ANYWHERE!

He could be listening to us RIGHT NOW!

Or maybe the parts were eaten by Cozen's talking Llama.

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, September 18, 2009 7:21 AM

I really hope Cozen's llama got them.

Speaking of Cozen, where is he? There haven't been any attempted kidnappings lately...

**jake7 is unaware of the attempt on her reflection**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:41 PM

Arrrgh!

It be Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties! It be a scurvy dog what tries to make me stop!

Arrrgh!

Shiver me timbers! Hoist the mains'l, me lads, 'er get a lashing from me cat o' nine tails!

Arrrrgh!

Thirteen men on a dead man's chest! Line up fer yer rum ration!

Arrrgh!

TheRealMe, Arrrgh, he be Captain o' this here Sereni-Tree

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Friday, October 16, 2009 6:50 AM

Wind whistles through what appears to be an abandoned thread. A tumbleweed rolls by while a crow caws menacingly (or is it a vulture?)

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, October 16, 2009 7:01 AM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

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Sunday, October 25, 2009 4:02 AM

If all goes well, I close on my house this Thursday.

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Sunday, October 25, 2009 8:15 AM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Huzzah! Congratulations! And... bump!

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Sunday, October 25, 2009 12:34 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
If all goes well, I close on my house this Thursday.

Wouldn't you want to open the house in order to facilitate your entry into it?

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Sunday, October 25, 2009 12:36 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
Wind whistles through what appears to be an abandoned thread. A tumbleweed rolls by while a crow caws menacingly (or is it a vulture?)

*Claws menacingly at Jake7, regretting all the while his recently trimmed fingernails*

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It's hard to get things right.

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009 4:23 AM

***OOC: That's awesome, TRM! I'm still trying to find one that fits my needs that I can afford!***

**Jake7 feels an odd air movement near her. She turns and sees a crow/vulture type bird that looks awfully familiar...**

Um. What is that bird and what is it doing?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, October 30, 2009 9:47 PM

I bet it's Molly's long lost bird of a feather finally arrived to seek revenge...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:55 AM

**jake7 shakes her head**

No...for some reason it kind of reminds me of Cozen.

**she shrugs** Huh.

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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Monday, January 4, 2010 7:32 PM

**OOC: 2 months and no activity. Has an era come to an end? That's sort of sad...**

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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Monday, January 4, 2010 7:59 PM

*waves at jake
NO it can't die!
We won't let it!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010 5:13 AM

**jake7 waves back**

Hi, Mai! Glad to see someone else here!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010 7:17 PM

Me too!
Now what can we do to revive this place?
We could throw another party, but that just tends to lead to people drinking and passing out. Then the thread goes quiet again. Maybe we should make mixed drinks, but with super hyper never sleepy energy juice instead of alcohol!

The only thing is energy juice can only be derived from the energy tree. Sadly there is but one energy tree left thriving on a remote planet far, far away...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Friday, January 8, 2010 7:57 AM

Hmm. That has possibilities, Mai!

But, do we have anyone to pilot the 'Tree to get us there?

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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, January 8, 2010 11:17 AM

I'm not sure, but how hard can it be?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Friday, January 8, 2010 1:27 PM

I'm not sure. I'm sure you need to be trained to fly her, though!

I know there have been many special modifications made by Grey and TRM...

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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, January 8, 2010 2:19 PM

there must be an instruction manual somewhere... i bet we can figure it out

just in case...

*on comm
CALLING ALL PILOTS, IF YOU DON'T WANNA EXPLODE PLEASE REPORT TO THE COCKPIT WE HAVE A NEW DESTINATION TO PREPARE FOR...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 5:41 PM

Hmmm. No answer. That's not good. Oh well.

Luckily I found something in the library that will be very helpful

Piloting Space Trees For Dummies.

We're good to go!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010 4:05 AM

Hmm. As I said earlier, I'm concerned about the modifications done by Grey. Does the book have any crib notes in it? Maybe Grey, TRM or one of the Brides wrote notes?

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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:05 AM

On second thought the directions in this book do look a bit complex and slightly scary.

Still there is this big red button that says GO.
And I'm really bored so.....

*pushes the button

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 8:03 AM