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Hidey Thread 487: Return From The Dead

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 5:45 PM

*does a zombie dance

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 8:14 PM

Ah...
*comes up with zombie apocalypse plan.
*tries to remember the rules...

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 2:47 PM

I'm too tired to start an apocalypse.

How about a snoball fight?

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 4:29 PM

I'm up for flinging some Snoballs, but save the Twinkies.

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

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Friday, January 15, 2010 3:44 AM

Apocalypses can be nice. In the sense that they reduce the available gene pool, such that peeps then have a tendency to be less discriminating about who they choose to mate with. So if I survive a really big apocalypse, then a greater chance of sexin' for me, eh!

... wow, now that's cynical....

*hides*

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Friday, January 15, 2010 11:54 AM

If we're gonna have an Apocalypse, I need more warning. I have a lot more packing and hauling now with the tiny one.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Friday, January 15, 2010 5:37 PM

We're fresh out of apocalypses. All we have is a box of these apocellipses. They start off kind of the same but then they just sort of trail off....

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:03 AM

Good point about the apocalypse and sex...
I think alcohol pretty much does the same thing and is a lot more fun.

*starts catapulting snoballs

*hauls out the ickle teeny catapult for the baby

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Saturday, January 16, 2010 9:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:

*hauls out the ickle teeny catapult for the baby

*ponders different ways that can be taken.

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

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Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:56 PM

a catapult for the babies. not a catapult to fling the babies. unless the baby really deserves to be flung... kidding! (sort of)

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 6:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:

... wow, now that's cynical....

Also, I think, not well thought out. Sure a smaller pool of prospective partners increases the chance somebody will settle for you but a larger pool increases the chance that somebody will actually want you in the first place. I think in aggregate the un-apocylated sexin scenario is probably better.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 4:57 PM

agreed.

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Monday, January 18, 2010 3:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
agreed.

A very agreeable thread.

Also SNOBALLS! I throws them!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010 3:07 AM

You get hit with a snoball. And you get hit with a snoball. And you, and you, and you. Everybody gets hit with a snoball!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010 7:17 AM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

"I'm all sticky!" ~ Paul McCartney, in the movie "Help!".

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:42 AM

oh dear lord that's all he needs... I can just see him hurling items with glee:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010 11:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
oh dear lord that's all he needs... I can just see him hurling items with glee:)

Better than hurling items with glue. Those stick to things. Also, hurling about of things is something that shortly you will not need to imagine. It will happen vividly and often.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010 12:25 PM

What about hurling glue at items?

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Thursday, January 28, 2010 2:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
What about hurling glue at items?

Sounds like saturday night. Heyo!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Thursday, January 28, 2010 8:46 AM

ooogh a glue-a-pult

Yeah this sounds about as much fun as the oatmeal catapult my brother built
( actually it was loads of fun....gigglesnort)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, February 1, 2010 3:26 PM

WAKE UP DEAD HIDEY PEOPLE!

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 3:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
WAKE UP DEAD HIDEY PEOPLE!

But if I do that I'll be awake when I go to w***. W*** is much more pleasant if I'm unconscious through it.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 12:06 PM

So the live hidey people can just keep napping??

Ok seriosuly I really miss napping... A LOT

Also is it wrong that baby Johnny has more costumes for D*C than I do?

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 2:47 PM

Quote:
Also is it wrong that baby Johnny has more costumes for D*C than I do?

Oh no. I'd say that's the way it ought to be. Probably the only way to make an adorable baby more adorable-er

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Thursday, February 4, 2010 4:38 PM

Skipping and skopping
Hipping and hopping
Bipping and bopping
Nipping and nopping

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Friday, February 5, 2010 9:50 AM

don't forget what day it is!

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Friday, February 5, 2010 12:31 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmm uh is it Christmas??

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Friday, February 5, 2010 12:54 PM

nope.

but since you made a firefly quote you get 120 points.

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Friday, February 5, 2010 3:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
don't forget what day it is!

What day is it? What month is it?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Friday, February 5, 2010 5:16 PM

I can't believe no one remembers.

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Saturday, February 6, 2010 3:50 AM

Was it somebody's birthday?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Monday, February 8, 2010 3:03 PM

No. It was guess what day today is day!

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 9:35 AM

Mai sweet, I think you may be loosing it.

Have a twinkie.

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:45 PM

Oh no. I lost it a long time ago. :P

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Thursday, February 11, 2010 11:22 AM

I lost it and haven't the energy to find it...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, February 11, 2010 1:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
No. It was guess what day today is day!

I always forget when that is. Or was now.

Beware the pineapple spindle! Craftiness!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Friday, February 12, 2010 9:58 AM

Hey at this point I can barely remember where I am and in some cases not even that. I was supposed to observe at a school and drove to a totally different school without realizing it..

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, February 12, 2010 10:36 PM

You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd.

Important Life Lesson #73297

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Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd.

Well you can but you need to bring enough skates for everybody, buffalo BTW are notoriously difficult to fit for skates, and herd animals listen to only the worst music of the disco era - the kind of songs that make up the soundtracks of softcore european sex comedies.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Saturday, February 13, 2010 6:37 PM

Actually that song is from the 60's. It's very catchy.

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Monday, February 15, 2010 3:09 AM

Previously unbeknownst to me there is a candy bar called "Squirrel Nut Zipper". I will now allow you all time to boggle at that.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Monday, February 15, 2010 6:40 AM

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 3:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:

So not a candy bar per se. More like a piece of candy. Still an option for those who prefer their squirrel nuts zipped.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 10:38 AM

Found this on twitter. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/31/magazine/31FOB-onlanguage-t.html Interesting reading plus headline humor far superior to Jay's.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 10:42 AM

Saw a video yesterday where an irate squirrel assaulted a full grown deer when the deer attempted to forage for the same bird feeder leavings.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010 3:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
Saw a video yesterday where an irate squirrel assaulted a full grown deer when the deer attempted to forage for the same bird feeder leavings.

So definitely a squirrel nut. Those deer will mess you up!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010 9:28 AM

It was really funny because the deer totally didn't see it coming.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010 10:42 AM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

I saw somebody at Ren Fest with a tee shirt which had an acorn-laden cartoon squirrel on it: "Squirrels: Nature's Speed Bump."

Assaulted a full-grown deer? Must be decended from Skrat. *snort*

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Thursday, February 18, 2010 4:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
It was really funny because the deer totally didn't see it coming.

How could he? Squirrels is tiny.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Thursday, February 18, 2010 6:23 PM

"I was working with luminous fish and I thought hey loom.'

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