Space Hamster: What would we do? by RahlMaclaren

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Space Hamster: What would we do?

POSTED BY: RAHLMACLAREN
UPDATED: Thursday, March 25, 2010 14:01
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Sunday, March 21, 2010 8:21 PM

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Hmmm, appears THIS miniature giant space hamster just resently crashed landed his egg ship in a flowery field. And it looks like it requests directions to the nearest launch pad. And a straw pile. (I don't know what hamsters use)

-PN suspects the MGSH is a British/Jew/Commie/Operative. Posts a 100,000 word rant in 30 secs.

-Auraptor fears an invasion. Hides under rock. Wants military to waterboard MGSH to locate the rest of the hamster terrrorrrist cells.

-Fremd offers to fix MGSH's egg ship in his "lab".

-Kwicko offers MGSH a well-made "personal security device".

-Chris loans MGSH his Dark Angel DVDs, and shows off some Kung Fu moves. MGSH communes that it likes to go for the eyes.

-FloralBunny gives MGSH a basket full of strawberries.

-Haken loans MGSH Firefly/Serenity DVDs. Hamster becomes obsessed with the 'verse and depressed a week later.

-FollowMal gives MGSH a tiny browncoat.

What would other people do?

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Monday, March 22, 2010 1:37 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Gino brings the hamster lots and lots of company in the form of MORE HAMSTERS! :)

"Hero" wants to prosecute the Hamster for DUI, since it was obviously drunk when it crashed.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010 11:36 AM

CHRISISALL

Somnambulist draws him- hamster like.

The laughing Chrisisall

"I only do it to to remind you that I'm right and that deep down, you know I'm right, you want me to be right, you need me to be right." - The Imperial Hero Strikes Back, 2010

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010 11:51 AM

GINOBIFFARONI

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010 1:49 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010 8:13 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010 10:55 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST

chrisisall wrote:

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Somnambulist draws him- hamster like.

Wow Chris good guess!

Agent Rouka points out that Hamsters are not born from eggs, and believes it is a rodent with a hidden agenda.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010 11:14 PM

FREMDFIRMA

The scary part is I prolly *could* fix it, being a mechanical savant and all...
Of course, given how bad I want off this rock, I'd prolly steal it, alas poor boo!

-F

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Thursday, March 25, 2010 7:46 AM

CHRISISALL