HIDEY THREAD 486: Because We Can't. by mai

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Firsties! I have just doubled the number of posts in this thread.

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Thursday, April 15, 2010 4:36 PM

Congratulations! You win the Firsties Prize. Ta Da! *hands over a slightly rotten can of tuna

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Thursday, April 15, 2010 4:36 PM

Oops.

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Thursday, April 15, 2010 5:12 PM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

*gives tuna to houndz*

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Thursday, April 15, 2010 7:53 PM

*cannot sleep. Who's got the frying pan?

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Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:42 PM

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Friday, April 16, 2010 9:11 AM

That's a big pan. Also, "Yes we can!"

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Friday, April 16, 2010 9:23 AM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Worst. Nightmare. Ever.

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Friday, April 16, 2010 7:27 PM

Suddenly very sleepy. Goodnight hideys.

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010 9:01 PM

I hate to do this, but I will unleash the hounds of hell upon this thread if you all do not start speaking soon.

*opens the gates and one very sad, but fat hamster rushes out and barks.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010 1:29 AM

The hounds of hell you say?

Here puppies! I have a nice bit of Steaky wakies for you!

Woof.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010 9:54 AM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Release the hounds!

*zzz*

Uh, hounds? Num nums? Walkies?

*zzz*

Bunnies?

*zzz*

Wrong hounds.

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010 11:58 AM

I just got his mental picture of Cerberus, Cujo, and Old Yeller doing the bunny hop. Not sure if I'll ever think of Hades the same way again.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010 1:12 PM

I believe I said the hamsterhounds of Hell.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010 9:37 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

*Ponders*
Is the Hidey Thread a 486 story skyscraper or is it a really big basement?

If it's the former then this thing's taller than the 400 story Frobozz International Headquarters!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FrobozzCo_International

If the latter, then it's like one of those acrologies built in a missle silo.

Here I thought the hell hounds from Sorcerer (Zork 'Verse) were bad.

I'd hate to cross paths with a vampiric, werehamster-hound. It'd be like the killer rabbit from Monty Python, but on even more crack!

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Thursday, April 22, 2010 1:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I believe I said the hamsterhounds of Hell.

Do they do the hamsterdance from hell?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, April 22, 2010 1:42 AM

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Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
*Ponders*
Is the Hidey Thread a 486 story skyscraper or is it a really big basement?

Yes.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, April 22, 2010 12:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
*Ponders*
Is the Hidey Thread a 486 story skyscraper or is it a really big basement?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yes.

David

No.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Friday, April 23, 2010 1:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
*Ponders*
Is the Hidey Thread a 486 story skyscraper or is it a really big basement?
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Yes.

David

No.

Maybe so.

Happy friday morning hidey types.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, April 25, 2010 11:30 PM

Happy no work on a monday! Goodnight err.. early morning. Sleepy time. ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 7:53 PM

*walks around in the silent thread

This is so boring.

*decorates the walls and all the sleeping hidey people with silly string.

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Friday, April 30, 2010 10:55 AM

JADEHAND

*wakes up covered in silly string.

Only one way to determine who gets to clean this up....

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

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Friday, April 30, 2010 11:59 AM

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

*tries to figure out hand gesture for lizard*
*gives up*

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Friday, April 30, 2010 11:14 PM

It's like when you are making a sign for someone talking a lot. Sort of like < with your fingers.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010 6:50 AM

Torture is fun. Nap time now.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010 11:22 AM

It's always nap time. Yes even when I am asleep I think, "This would be a great time to take a nap." Confuses the hell out of the kitties even though judging by their marathon nap sessions they do seem to agree with me.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010 1:32 PM

I <3 kitties.

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Thursday, May 6, 2010 2:02 AM

I'm more of a dog person myself, except for the fact that I can barely manage to take care of myself let alone be responsible for another living thing, but the house has cats so cats is what the house has. Three in fact: Cosmo - fat, old, and lazy, Baby Kittie (original shelter name Sweet William; I still call him William) - the nicest of the bunch, and Calypso - a stray rescued from the Austin neighborhood when it jumped into a cop car in the area for other business.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, May 6, 2010 9:19 AM

Actually I think it's more accurately said the cats have the house and you as the caretaker...

Having recently had to bathe my dog because he escaped and rolled in multiple nasty things.. I'm really longing to be a cat person

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, May 6, 2010 9:52 AM

I have 3 kitties too. Friz cause he's all frizzy and long haired. Fievel cause he looked like a little white mouse when he was a kitten. Also, Gabby causeshemeowsandmeowsandmeowsallthetime!

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Friday, May 7, 2010 3:45 PM

There is a thrill to be had somewhere in the 'Verse. An adventure or a stillness around every world spinning.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, May 7, 2010 3:48 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

But if I were hiding, I wouldn't be here.

Right?

Now I'm confuzzled.

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Friday, May 7, 2010 3:50 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
Actually I think it's more accurately said the cats have the house and you as the caretaker...

Having recently had to bathe my dog because he escaped and rolled in multiple nasty things.. I'm really longing to be a cat person

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

Be both a dog AND cat person. I'm down to one dog, but still two cats. That seems about a fair match, I'd say. The dog chases the cats, then they turn around and chase her. Hilarity ensues.

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Saturday, May 8, 2010 1:47 PM

No if you weren't hiding you'd be out there. Here is for hiding. There is for unhiding.

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 7:15 PM

I am very

in all of you. Go to your room and think about what you've done.

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Thursday, May 13, 2010 8:41 AM

Sadly I lost custody of my cats to the ex... but our dogs attempted to adopt the next door neighbor's cat ( smuggled it in through the dog door and offered it dog food )

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, May 13, 2010 9:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
Sadly I lost custody of my cats to the ex... but our dogs attempted to adopt the next door neighbor's cat ( smuggled it in through the dog door and offered it dog food )

It's like a pet underground railroad. You should write a book about it. "Uncle Tomcat's Cabin"

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010 4:48 PM

...and they all lived happilylolcatever. The end.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010 1:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
...and they all lived happilylolcatever. The end.

I can has forty akers and myool now?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:40 AM

took me a bit to figure out myool... yes it's all yours. good kitty.

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Thursday, May 20, 2010 10:09 AM

LOl.. seriously it was weird though
I got up in the middle of the night and in my fuzzy state thought...did one of the dogs shrink? I walk closer and realize there's a cat in our house happily eating out of the dog's dish

This happens repeatedly and I discover the neighbors are having a huge problem being unable to locate their cat at night and the cat is mysteriously gaining weight...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:21 PM

MsA,

I think since you have such vast experience with animals you should have a new kitty for your new place. I have one that would be perfect. Not too teeny and not too big. Her name is Gabby...

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Monday, May 24, 2010 7:56 PM

Something. I have decided it.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:35 AM

APPYHAY IRTHDAYBAY, AVIDDAY!

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:46 AM

Oh would so love a kitty.. but we have the dogs and the baby( who would also love a kitty) I think when he's 18 months we will get one. Can you hold it til then??

and yes HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID ( for the pig latin impaired)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:54 AM

Oh yes every baby needs a kitty!

Ownay ackbay otay egularlyray cheduledsay igpay atinlay!

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010 1:23 PM

Ankthay ouyay!

Also a quick giggle:

Bicarbonate of Yoda: When heartburn you have drink it you will.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 4:36 PM