The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse... by Malicious

I was tired and wandered off for a nap. (yawns and stretches) So ... who wants to sing "The Hero of Canton" in a four-part round before the drinking gets too heavy?

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 10:33 AM

Oooh -- a sing along would be fun, but we have work to do here first!

This place is filthy!! *sneeze*

There must be about an inch of dust around here!

Did anyone check the grounds to make sure Gunhand didn't just fall off the roof in exhaustion? We *were* working him a bit hard...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 1:10 PM

True, but with his kilt he should have had enough loft to keep him from hitting the ground too hard.

Gunhand? Gunhand? Are you there?

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 1:19 PM

Wow. I leave for a litte while and this is what happens. Lucky, I *ahem* "bought" a new blender for us.

And i found a cabana boy running around the streets of reno. He can help gunhand with the cleaning.

Actually he can help with the search for gunhand first.

Or the body recovery of gunhand.

Or something.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 2:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Wow. I leave for a litte while and this is what happens.

Ebo! You're back! Yay! How were things?

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 2:39 PM

Yeah. I'm back. Sort of.

I'm still in Reno.

And i still have no internet.

Except i now have a friend w/ DSL. She says that every wensday i can come over. So every wensday I'm back.

Actually, I have dial up internet all week, but i hate using it.

So every wendsday I'm back.

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 3:02 PM

Excuse me? You two chatting over there? Why is the blender not blending? I'm parched. All this dust, you know. (sweeps up some crap. literally.)

I bought a large bag of ice and put it in the freezer. The little bitty umbrellas are in the drawer next to the SubZero fridge and the rimming salt is in the cabinet with the pretty margarita glasses, the ones with the green edges, not blue. (checks off list) Limes are all sliced, keg is on ice, food is...somewhere. Let's get this shindig started!!

Oh, wait. It's only Wednesday. Damn. Oh, well, it's not like I've never gone to work with a hangover before! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!! Cabana Boy!! You're with me!

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 5:17 PM

I AM DUE FOR A DRINK! A foot massage, too. And a back massage. *El looks around for a very-buff, easy on the eyes but not too pretty manly man!*

Glad to see the band is back!

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 6:00 PM

opened up a bottle of wine and finished off my 1st glass. anyone else?

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 6:05 PM

Me Me Me! Oh, cabana boy...

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 6:09 PM

*passes bottle to mom*
enjoy! I got a nice little warm cheek thing goin'

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 6:25 PM

Thanks!

Yes, you do look a little flushed! I'll be flushed soon!

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Wednesday, July 7, 2004 7:31 PM

Flushed? Hey! I learned how to fix a toilet a coupla weeks ago. Lemme know if there are any toilet related problems I can procrastinate fixing for you.

We need more cabana boys!

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Thursday, July 8, 2004 7:40 AM

Sure, you go ahead and fix something. (Procrastination is a good thing, I feel!) I'm gonna keep staying flushed in the becomming sense. You know, my dainty cheeks...alcohol induced!

Where IS that cabana boy?!

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Thursday, July 8, 2004 12:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Sure, you go ahead and fix something. (Procrastination is a good thing, I feel!) I'm gonna keep staying flushed in the becomming sense. You know, my dainty cheeks...alcohol induced!

Where IS that cabana boy?!

Ummm ... I think he's gone. Ran off with the hat-check girl at the entrance.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Thursday, July 8, 2004 1:49 PM

Any other fella out there that wants to wear a kilt??

*Tips cup upside down* I'm empty over here!!

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Friday, July 9, 2004 7:00 PM

HELL'S KITTEN

Quote:
Originally posted by annik:
Gunhand? Gunhand? Are you there?

I'm holding him hostage. I was hoping no one would notice.

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Saturday, July 10, 2004 9:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by annik:
Gunhand? Gunhand? Are you there?
I'm holding him hostage. I was hoping no one would notice.

Oh, it would be sure we'd notice -- that deck doesn't seem to be quite done yet...

I could really go for a Margarita right about now. Who's bartending?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Saturday, July 10, 2004 3:20 PM

I THOUGHT that's what we got the cabana boys for! The idea being that we wouldn't have to get up and make the drinks ourselves. Just hold up the empty and have a full one put in its place. Maybe we need cabana eunuchs, so they don't keep running off?

Mal-licious

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Sunday, July 11, 2004 9:03 AM

Hmm, I thought the cabana boys were there to slave to us hand and foot.

I figured they'd be too busy to bartend!

And yeah, we need to do *something* to keep them from running off!

Any ideas?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Sunday, July 11, 2004 9:15 AM

NEROLI

You can't make them eunichs!! What if you have "other" needs that they need to take care of?

I think you all need to keep the cabana boys on leashes.

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

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Sunday, July 11, 2004 5:09 PM

It's not that I mean to interfere, mind you.

It's just that talk about your cabana boys being eunuchs (or "making" them eunuchs!) might discourage future applicants.

Just sayin', is all.

The Real Me

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Monday, July 12, 2004 6:48 AM

DELIA

Eunuchs? You want cabana eunuchs? Y'all are nuts. What we need, and I've said this before, is minions. Terribly attractive, skimpily attired minions.

Is the blender up and running now? I'd love a pina colada. With a little umbrella in it. Cheers.

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Angel: People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do.
Hamilton: Yeah, but we won't care.

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Monday, July 12, 2004 7:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
You can't make them eunichs!! What if you have "other" needs that they need to take care of?

I think you all need to keep the cabana boys on leashes.

You can get your other needs taken care of by ordering large quantities of stuff from my SPECIAL (as Book would say) website (young un's please ignore this post ... or else!)

http://www.justforlust.com

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Monday, July 12, 2004 1:04 PM

minions! ooh much better than cabana boys. we can make them speak with an accent, doesn't matter what accent being that all accents are nice.

btw i finished the guinness. there's some ultra still in the cooler. the blender is running, i'll send one over.

i saw the cabana boy put a few cases of pop on the shelf. i guess the pop's for mixing drinks?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Wednesday, July 14, 2004 2:11 PM

Everybody! Pack up the party! We're moving to the Blind Onion. It's a pizza place, and today i invented the pizza of the week.

I call it: Frog in a Blender

and it's on the house too!

Theres a bar next door as well. They have pool tables, and a fake ping pong table.

To the Blind Onion!

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Wednesday, July 14, 2004 2:24 PM

Where's the Blind Onion?

I can only assume it's cleaner than our clubhouse!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, July 14, 2004 2:41 PM

can i play fake ping pong? cause I'll go if i can play fake ping pong.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Friday, July 16, 2004 4:38 PM

Pfffft!! I say, bring the Blind Onion here!! We have a pool table (poof! a pool table appears) and a brick pizza oven (poof! again). If only there were someway to obtain a fake ping pong table...(thinks hard)...I know! A raiding party! I need a posse of 4 strong girls. I can ride back on the table, to make sure it doesn't fly away.....(wakes up) Hey! Why was I sleeping on this ping pong table? (scratches head, totally confuzzled)

Mal-licious

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Friday, July 16, 2004 6:47 PM

way to go Mal!

we have their fake ping pong table, nee nee. I rerouted my parents shuffle board table to the clubhouse. If they call my phone, don't answer it.

I just finished a daiquari, anyone else?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Saturday, July 17, 2004 4:13 PM

MONKEYTAIL

I'll be a skantly clad minion, but not a eunich/cabana boy. Keep in mind, I am more than just a bit lazy, and I enjoy ping pong, exspecially the fake kind.

On a good day, hell can look alot like LA.-Playing God

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Friday, July 23, 2004 7:16 AM

Hey Everyone!! It's FRIDAY! Time to PARRR-TAAAAYY!! Who's with me? It's relatively clean in here and, while the sauna is not, technically, a sauna yet, we can still hang out in there wearing only towels! Hey, skantily clad minion! I need me a brewski, chop-chop.

Mal-licious

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Friday, July 23, 2004 8:41 AM

I'm ready! Here's a brew for ya Mal.

Just put on a new halter top and capris for relaxing in style. Who knew a person could be comfortable in something other than a tee and cut-offs?

I have the night off from work, so let's start rockin'. Is the band set up yet?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Friday, July 23, 2004 9:08 AM

(drinks the ice cold beer in one swallow)

I dunno! I haven't seen KGB in months, she founded the band, (starring ME on Stupid Stick Sounds Like It's Rainin') but I don't know if we're going to need to find a new leader, or what.

TWG, you can't wear halter tops and capris in the unfinished sauna! Here (hands her a towel) put that on. Get a minion to help you.

Mal-licious

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Friday, July 23, 2004 9:16 AM

ooh, thank you.

Wasn't there a minion around here? Monkeytail, I need your help with the towel. And we need some more drinks! Just keep them coming.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Friday, July 23, 2004 8:05 PM

I emptied the sangria and finished off most of the ale. One of the minions spun me around for a dance. Is anything left in the cooler?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Monday, July 26, 2004 5:21 AM

MONKEYTAIL

My minionism is at TWG's service. Now, I am going to take a nap on the hammock. I would appreciate it if someone would get me a shot of vodka.

On a good day, hell can look alot like LA.-Playing God

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Friday, July 30, 2004 11:28 AM

Hell-O! Dude, YOU serve US!! Now, get out of my hammock and fix me a drinkie. With a little umbrella! Chop chop!

Mal-licious

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Monday, August 9, 2004 7:14 AM

shot? I could use a bottle of vodka right now.

How's it going folks? The sauna working okay, because I have some stress that needs melting.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Thursday, August 26, 2004 3:07 AM

MONKEYTAIL

The sauna is working fine. Just put fresh towels in there as well. I had a bottle of vodka, but I drank it. I'll have to get a few more. And a new pillow for the hammock, it has a weird kinda funky smell to it.

On a good day, hell can look alot like LA.-Playing God

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Thursday, August 26, 2004 6:37 AM

I keep asking for Margaritas (OK, it's been a while now), but my glass isn't getting filled!

We need more minions!!

I'm up for a game of pool -- any takers?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Friday, August 27, 2004 4:31 PM

I tell you, that eunuch talk scared off all the applicants.

The Real Me

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Friday, August 27, 2004 5:13 PM

This is me making a grand enterace.

And that girl on the ground over there is me after tripping coming down the stairs while making the grand enterace.

Someone put me in a hammock (hammack? Hammackie? Bloddy hell how do you spell that?), and get me a drink please.

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Friday, August 27, 2004 5:44 PM

Well, since I happen to be around, I'll be glad to help out.

* The Real Me carefully lifts Ebo and places her in some bed-like net thing attached to the wall. *

And to be polite, here is something to drink.

* The Real Me hands Ebo some of Channain's wine -- non-alcholic variety -- as he recalls that Ebo is probably not yet of drinking age. *

But please understand that I'm not a MINION.

The Real Me

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Friday, August 27, 2004 7:02 PM

Ebo mumbles that although she is not quite of drinking age, she would very much love a hard lemonaide. Please?

Many thanks to TheRealMe, we defanitly need some minions who actually do some work around here.

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Friday, August 27, 2004 7:20 PM

A hard lemonaide? Sure!

* The Real Me goes to the freezer, pulls out a can of frozen lemonaide concentrate, and hands it to Ebo. *

There! Frozen rock hard!

The Real Me

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Saturday, August 28, 2004 12:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
A hard lemonaide? Sure!

* The Real Me goes to the freezer, pulls out a can of frozen lemonaide concentrate, and hands it to Ebo. *

There! Frozen rock hard!

The Real Me

roflmao

sweet deal at work on pillows, so I picked up a few: squishy pillows, deck pillows, floor pillows, and fuzzy pillows. So have a seat and relax.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Saturday, August 28, 2004 2:50 PM

Ahhh, a nice relaxing day at the clubhouse. I think we should all have our very own hammock. We can stack them, like Gilligan and the Skipper's....

Hey, can someone swing me--ever so gently---sos I can nap? Thanks.

Mal-licious

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Saturday, August 28, 2004 9:12 PM