New Year New Hidey Hole. Welcome to floor 484! by mai

Happy new year!

Know what goes great with spray cheese? Ritz crackers!

Mmmm, good cracker.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011 3:41 PM

and marshmallows!

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011 5:12 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

Mmmm, good cracker.

Hey! What did you call me?

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Wednesday, January 5, 2011 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
Hey! What did you call me?

I called you late for dinner. I know I shouldn't have but I did anyway.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Wednesday, January 5, 2011 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
and marshmallows!

Spray cheese, Ritz crackers, and marshmallows may be a better combination than it sounds but I doubt it'll replace S'mores any time soon.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, January 5, 2011 11:40 AM

MSA

OK I seriously just saw someone make a balogna and spray cheese quesadilla on worst cooks...EWWWWWWW

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, January 5, 2011 7:01 PM

Late for dinner? What are you making?

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Thursday, January 6, 2011 3:09 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
Late for dinner? What are you making?

We start with an amuse-bouche of crab salad and radicchio on a Ritz cracker, follow with an appetizer featuring lightly fried spray cheese sticks, and a salad of mustard greens with a marshmallow infused vinaigrette dressing. For the entree you have a choice between braised duck in an orange sauce, beef bourguignon served with whole wheat artisan bread for dipping, and Ritz crackers topped with spray cheese and marshmallows. Coffee follows and then a desert of marshmallow flambe sandwiched between chocolate and graham crackers served with your choice of after dinner aperitifs.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, January 6, 2011 4:51 AM

Ohh, the horror, the terrible marshmellow-y horror!

Spock and I will just have a marshmellon, please...

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Thursday, January 6, 2011 3:22 PM

duck is disgusting. i think i'll stick with the chemallows. (see what i did there?)

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Thursday, January 6, 2011 4:25 PM

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
Ohh, the horror, the terrible marshmellow-y horror!

I think you may be thinking of the Michelin Man who is indeed a terrible marshmallowy horror. Marshmellons on the other hand are certainly an acquired taste. Not for everybody; no siree bob.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, January 6, 2011 4:27 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
duck is disgusting. i think i'll stick with the chemallows. (see what i did there?)

Yes but i think you might have misspelled cheemallows which are universally understood to be good. Chemallows have a distinctly artificial chemical taste that many find displeasing.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, January 6, 2011 9:40 PM

Ok you are right.

Just this once.

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Sunday, January 9, 2011 4:13 AM

We must strive to wright the right writings.

Outasight! Might delight uptight wights.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, January 9, 2011 11:36 AM

what a fright in the night!

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Sunday, January 9, 2011 5:33 PM

*Swings in from the rafters to say a quick...*

Heeeeelllloooooooooooooooo!

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

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Monday, January 10, 2011 11:51 AM

Swings in on the rafters?

You are:

a. from the monkey or chimp family?
b. a circus afficionado?
c. bucking for a role in a new Tarzan movie?
d. Laura Croft: Tomb Raider?
e. using the premis of "people never look up" to your advantage?

I wasn't aware the Hidey Hole has rafters...What other features lie undiscovered in here..

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Monday, January 10, 2011 11:59 AM

I like the idea of being a tomb raider, but Lara's a bit poncey.

As I remeber it this place had a lot of convenient fixtures, including at one point a chocolate jacuzzi. Is that still about?

Basically I pop in from time to time but never seem to be able to hang around for long despite my best intentions, so I was literally 'swinging by'.

Did someone mention s'mores?

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Monday, January 10, 2011 1:00 PM

Ohh, one can only wish for a chocolate jacuzzi, next to a champagne fountain and smores on demand....

Dip me in hot chocolate, hedonism here I come!!!

Sign on the door says "Angelina Jolie and her united colors of benneton brats NOT welcome" then

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Monday, January 10, 2011 1:43 PM

Oh, Angelina's ok in a 'don't meet her eyes' kind of way but her troup would not mix well with the chocolate dipped hedonism, so maybe just a sign saying NO KIDS would work.

Personally i'm not one for chocolate squishiness in pertinent places so i'll refrain, but if you wanted the chocolate jacuzzi i think it was last seen somewhere in the 200's.

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Monday, January 10, 2011 5:44 PM

Of course there are rafters! The Hidey Hole has EVERYTHING!

*hugs Seryn
it's been a long time!!!

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Tuesday, January 11, 2011 7:17 AM

It has - far too long!

How are you?! *huge hugs back!*

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Tuesday, January 11, 2011 5:15 PM

Things are good mostly. Surviving the deluge of snow at the moment. How have you been?

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011 4:07 PM

Snow? Snow?! Snow!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011 8:57 PM

Yes, you can have all of it, dave. Now don't say I never gave you anything.

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Thursday, January 13, 2011 9:11 AM

We had lots of the white stuff before Christmas - threatened to derail everybodies holiday, cause the UK can't do snow. Well, England anyway.

I am good, mostly. Still crazy, but improving. Simonwho and I got a cat. She's called Faran, and she's a doll.

Oh! And theres less of me - i started a diet last week and i've lost half a stone already!

Tis mostly water though. But hey. I guess the rafter swinging should help. And that fact that virtual smores have no calories. whippeee!

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Thursday, January 13, 2011 2:16 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
Yes, you can have all of it, dave. Now don't say I never gave you anything.

Yes!

I will walk on it, and sled on it, and make snow angels, and make snow devils, and build snowmen and snow forts but mostly I'm going to make lost and lost of snow balls.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Thursday, January 13, 2011 5:58 PM

I thought you wrote "snow farts." I need new glasses.

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Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:00 PM

Yay for kitty! I'm trying the diet thing as well. I'm not doing so well. Chocolate keeps forcing itself into my mouth.

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Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:40 PM

Yes, I had an epic tussle with a bar of Belgian chocolate that kept launching itself at my lips whenever I was distracted. Crafty buggers, those chocolates.

Dave, I also thought you wrote snow farts - are you sure it's not what you meant to write? It's rather unconventional but you know that we'll support you in whatever you want to do, right?

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

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Thursday, January 13, 2011 8:24 PM

Oh so that's what he intended to write he just spelled it wrong. Phew. I thought I was getting old there for a minute.

Also, Seryn you and Simonwho need to get over here for dragon*con this year so I can see you again. In fact, I demand all hidey people come to dragon*con this year.

That is all.

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Friday, January 14, 2011 2:48 AM

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Originally posted by seryn:
are you sure it's not what you meant to write?

I'm fairly certain yes but before I go back to check to make sure I need to make these lost and losts of snowballs.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, January 14, 2011 3:31 AM

Ah, see, I blamed the loosing of the snowballs on keyboard error.

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Friday, January 14, 2011 11:13 AM

Fappy Hriday!

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Friday, January 14, 2011 11:20 AM

A hundred teenage boys just sniggered.

And a wonderful Hriday to you dear Mai!

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Friday, January 14, 2011 2:59 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
Fappy Hriday!

I'm very fappy this Hriday!

I had a wonderful idea for a movie.

You know how the Friday the 13th movies work? A bunch of college kids go to a house by a lake have sex and then get killed? All because Friday the 13th is such an unlucky day? So this is my idea for a movie. Saturday the 14th. Where a bunch of college students go to a house by the lake have sex and don't get killed. Because Saturday the 14th isn't an unlucky day at all. OK, it's kinda blue but it would be perfect for Cinemax.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, January 14, 2011 4:58 PM

or maybe they do get killed.

Saturday the 14th: The Notoriously Tardy Psychopath Strikes Again.

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Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:33 PM

JADEHAND

"The Notoriously Tardy Psychopath Strikes Again."

This reminded me of a video a friend sent me a link to a while back.

NSFW(not safe for work)due to some language and a bit of gore by the end.

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Monday, January 17, 2011 9:10 AM

Ok, who only managed to get to about the 50th 'again'?

That is hilarious, who wants to bet that that demon was a little brother?

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Monday, January 17, 2011 12:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
or maybe they do get killed.

Saturday the 14th: The Notoriously Tardy Psychopath Strikes Again.

Or maybe he tries to kill them but he keeps entering the room after his targets are already somewhere else. The Psychopath being Notoriously Tardy and all that.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, January 20, 2011 2:53 PM

I'm in ur hidey thread eating ur spray cheezes.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, January 21, 2011 2:30 AM

Speaking of snow.

Via @WriteRCastle

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, January 22, 2011 10:27 AM

Aww I want him. Bumblebee needs a friend.

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Monday, January 24, 2011 2:53 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
Aww I want him. Bumblebee needs a friend.

Penguins is nice.

Mondays, on the other hand, are less nice. I hereby decree this space to be Monday free.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, January 24, 2011 11:00 AM

BEST IDEA EVER. So you will write me a note that says I can stay here instead of going back to work? It's better for my health that I stay here. (Cause there are a lot of freakin' sick people at the hospital!!!)

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Monday, January 24, 2011 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
BEST IDEA EVER. So you will write me a note that says I can stay here instead of going back to work? It's better for my health that I stay here. (Cause there are a lot of freakin' sick people at the hospital!!!)

Dear Mai's workplace,

Please excuse Mai from this and all subsequent Mondays. She has a condition.

Signed,

Mai's Mother David.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011 10:57 AM

Yay! Thank you Da... umm Mom.

You are the best. I shall print this off now and take it in to human resources.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011 12:40 PM