The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse... by Malicious

Aw man.

I was drinking that.

hmmph, it's not that bad.

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Friday, September 10, 2004 7:04 PM

* The Real Me gazes up, while still grasping onto Sparky's antennae. *

Oh, not to worry. His insides are completely antiseptic. There should be no problem with...

* Sparky whispers into The Real Me's ear. *

Uh, pardon me, ladies.

* The Real Me fishes some guacamole and crunched chips out of the punchbowl. *

Bad Sparky! Nobody said you could have those, EITHER!

The Real Me

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Friday, September 10, 2004 8:07 PM

Further note to self:

Avoid Chips.

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Friday, September 10, 2004 8:59 PM

So, Ebo, does your "rocking your ass off" and this pile of unused, uncool instruments count as "The Fireflies" first gig?

Sorry, I don't know if TWG counts as a member of the band or not.

The Real Me

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Friday, September 10, 2004 9:03 PM

Uh...yeah, i guess this is it.

Me.

The band

*shudder*

Note to self:

Yell at band members for not showing up.

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Friday, September 10, 2004 9:11 PM

* The Real Me shrugs, then whispers to Sparky. Then they both start jumping up and down, clapping, whistling, hooting, and cheering. *

Yeah! Fireflies! World Tour! World Tour!

* The Real Me looks around for TWG, who has probably fallen asleep. *

The Real Me

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Friday, September 10, 2004 9:33 PM

Wow, we are the insominaics arn't we, TRM.

I hope that doesn't mean we're left to clean up the mess.

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Friday, September 10, 2004 9:36 PM

* The Real Me looks around, and notices that Ebo seems to be alseep, too! *

Ah, well. Come, Sparky.

* The Real Me finds ThatWeirdGirl snoozing on a couch and takes the half-drunken glass of guacamole punch from her hand and passes it to Sparky. He then covers her with a blanket. He puts Ebo in her favorite hammock and sets it swinging gently. Then the two of them clean the place up, put the food and drink away, and haul the pile of instruments out to the truck. *

Good night, Intheshinycircuslife Muppet!

The Real Me

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Friday, September 10, 2004 9:44 PM

* The Real Me is startled. *

Oh, Ebo! I thought you were asleep just a moment ago. My mistake.

Sleep? Huh. Highly over-rated. But I must be going, now. Not to sleep, of course, no. But to do... something.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Real Me

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Saturday, September 11, 2004 5:53 PM

thanks for taking care of me last night.

That guac punch didn't feel too good this morning.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Saturday, September 11, 2004 8:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
thanks for taking care of me last night.

That guac punch didn't feel too good this morning.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Any time! Think nothing of it! I have discovered that we weird people have to look out for one another!

I can quite understand that guacamole punch might not mix well with your favorite drink of... pepsimilk.

* The Real Me attempts to supress a shudder. *

Anyway, I had a wonderful time, and "The Fireflies" have had their first official (although limited) gig. Thanks for suggesting the event.

* With a surprised look on his face, The Real Me realizes that "pepsimilk" could, in fact, be some... weird... term with which to refer to a float. Soda and ice cream. Pepsimilk! Yeah! In any case, the Real Me choses to believe this, and it works to calm his stomach. *

The Real Me

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Sunday, September 12, 2004 12:57 PM

it's not a float, but it kinda tastes like one.

here's a pic of a pepsimilk.

http://www.pbase.com/thatweirdgirl/image/31125000

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Sunday, September 12, 2004 3:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
it's not a float, but it kinda tastes like one.

here's a pic of a pepsimilk.

http://www.pbase.com/thatweirdgirl/image/31125000

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Ah, I see. It looks... interesting.

* That queasy feeling returns to The Real Me's stomach, but he attempts to ignore it, as it is clearly an irrational reaction. After all, he has enjoyed floats in the past. How much different could this Pepsimilk concoction taste? *

Is this drink local to some place? Can you actually go order it, or must you mix your own? If I am ever in a position to get one, then I shall try it.

* The Real Me waits a moment, searching for pangs of guilt in his psyche. When he finds none, he is satisfied that he is telling the truth. *

The Real Me

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Sunday, September 12, 2004 4:21 PM

i've never ordered one out somewhere. I make it myself.
1) pour pepsi into galss til almost filled
2) add milk
3) drink quickly (it tends to curdle if left to sit there too long)
4) enjoy!

*hmmm, i'm not sure this will encourage you to try it or run screaming.

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Sunday, September 12, 2004 5:25 PM

Oh! Heh heh. I see.

* The Real Me gulps. *

So, it really IS so easy that there is no good reason that I cannot... ummm... make it for myself.

* The Real Me goes to his refigerator. *

Ah, well, I have some 2% milk. And some Diet Pepsi.

But I feel certain that this experiment will require REGULAR Pepsi and HOMOGENIZED milk.

Well. It seems obvious to me.

The Real Me

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Sunday, September 12, 2004 5:31 PM

Hmmm...pepsimilk.

I think i'll let YOU try it.

Oh yeah that reminds me. TheRealMe, i've been trying to work out a good nickname for your nickname.

Me isn't very good.

TRM just doesn't work

So i've decided to call you you.

So everybody TheRealMe = you.

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Sunday, September 12, 2004 6:01 PM

you know that's a good idea. but I mean you as in the person i was responding not the person that is you, trm, therealme.

oh my, ebo this is gonna drive me crazy.

alright so i drinnk pepsimilk and may be considered crazy already, but really you have no idea. ahhhhh. i mean ebo has no idea. well, maybe you trm doesn't either.

*smacks head on desk and laughs.

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Sunday, September 12, 2004 6:42 PM

Ok, so i can solve this problem for you..er...about you...i mean...

Ok, if we're talkin about TheRealMe, its You. Capitalized.

If we're talking about the general masses, it you. lowercase.

make sense?

You know, the more i think about it, the more i wanna try this pepsimilk...i don't have any pepsi though. Damn.

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Monday, September 13, 2004 2:33 PM

Delia!

Hey girlie, how ya doin'?? I've missed you lately. Where the heck have you been?? Oh, and have Sparky mix me up a new batch of drinkies, willya? Thanks.

Mal-licious

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Monday, September 13, 2004 3:17 PM

Everyone, Malicious is feeling saucy cuz her man won the poll, so the first round is on her, okay? One nekkid Jayne for me, please!

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Monday, September 13, 2004 5:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Hmmm...pepsimilk.

I think i'll let YOU try it.

Oh yeah that reminds me. TheRealMe, i've been trying to work out a good nickname for your nickname.

Me isn't very good.

TRM just doesn't work

So i've decided to call you you.

So everybody TheRealMe = you.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

When you talk to me, you call me... "you"?

Wow, Ebo, I'm honored that you put so much original creative thought into the problem...

Not "The Real You"?

And are you sure that you want me to be "The Real Me, the person who is You".

Oh, and it will let me butt into virtually any conversation anywhere, by saying, "Oh, were you talking to Me?"

* The Real Me begins to plot how he can take over the world with this. *

The Real Me

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Monday, September 13, 2004 5:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

When you talk to me, you call me... "you"?

Wow, Ebo, I'm honored that you put so much original creative thought into the problem...

Not "The Real You"?

And are you sure that you want me to be "The Real Me, the person who is You".

The Real Me

Actually i was just looking for something short and easy to type, and i just didn't like calling you TRM, it just doesn't seem like a very good acronym.

So of course i want you to be "The Real Me, the person who is You."

Would you rather i called you 'me'?

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Monday, September 13, 2004 6:35 PM

Well, you could try "Sir"!

Uhhhh... yes, well, "You" will work fine, thanks.

The Real Me

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 12:43 AM

My vote is for TRM. Simple, to the point and clear. "You" is just too....generic.

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 5:46 AM

Where's my Nekkid Jayne? *toe tapping*

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 6:34 AM

Dang! I missed the Margaritas!!

From the sounds of the party, it would seem that Sparky has a bit of Bender added in.

You! Maybe it would help to adjust the Bender quotient to something less likely to dip their face into the punch bowl?

Man! I'm tired! Still trying to recover from my Birthday this past Sunday (9/12). I think I'll slip into one of these hammocks and take a nap.

**Jake7 whips around in a circle and is flung hard, full force, to the floor!** Dang it, that hurt!

Now I remember why I avoid hammocks!

Guess I'll just take the couch for an hour or so.

Someone wake me up, eh?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 12:16 PM

Mom,

Talk to Joss.

Jake7,

Wake up already!

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 12:32 PM

As in Whedon? *looks around* Don't see him. Still want a Nekkid Jayne, though. Must I get up and fix it myself??

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 12:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
As in Whedon? *looks around* Don't see him. Still want a Nekkid Jayne, though. Must I get up and fix it myself??

Only if you want him done right!

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 2:22 PM

**stretches and yawns**
Thanks for the wake-up call, Mal!!

So! *claps hands together and rubs them together*
Who's up for a game of pool?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 2:36 PM

Yay! Pool! I love pool!

*Ebo sets up the little triangle thing with the balls in it and uses the little blue cube thing to put blue stuff on the end of the stick thing*

Yeah, I'm up with the pool lingo. you break, Jake.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 7:27 PM

Elwoodmom, if I gave you a Nekkid Jayne, then all the other ladies would want one as well, and we would be swamped here. Just imagine it! Rooms and rooms full of Nekkid Jaynes, stacked six feet high. Why, we would hardly be able to MOVE in here!

I'll stop now.

Say, are you Jake's mom too? No, I don't mean Jake7!

The Real Me

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004 7:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
Dang! I missed the Margaritas!!

From the sounds of the party, it would seem that Sparky has a bit of Bender added in.

You! Maybe it would help to adjust the Bender quotient to something less likely to dip their face into the punch bowl?

Man! I'm tired! Still trying to recover from my Birthday this past Sunday (9/12). I think I'll slip into one of these hammocks and take a nap.

**Jake7 whips around in a circle and is flung hard, full force, to the floor!** Dang it, that hurt!

Now I remember why I avoid hammocks!

Guess I'll just take the couch for an hour or so.

Someone wake me up, eh?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

Yes, well, I have been making slight adjustments in Sparky's programming. I never watched a lot of Futurama, just an episode or two, but my understanding is that Bender is a true jerk, quite unlike our loveable Sparky. Why, just look at that adorable face!

* The Real Me grabs Sparky's chin and accidently pulls the robot's face off. *

Oooops! Uh. Pardon me for a moment, ladies.

* The Real Me gets out a screwdriver and re-attaches Sparky's face. Meanwhile, Sparky taps his right foot impatiently. *

There! Good as new!

Sparky! Lay pillows and cushions underneath all the hammocks.

And happy birthday, Jake7!

The Real Me

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 6:27 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:

Yes, well, I have been making slight adjustments in Sparky's programming. I never watched a lot of Futurama, just an episode or two, but my understanding is that Bender is a true jerk, quite unlike our loveable Sparky. Why, just look at that adorable face!

* The Real Me grabs Sparky's chin and accidently pulls the robot's face off. *

Oooops! Uh. Pardon me for a moment, ladies.

* The Real Me gets out a screwdriver and re-attaches Sparky's face. Meanwhile, Sparky taps his right foot impatiently. *

There! Good as new!

Sparky! Lay pillows and cushions underneath all the hammocks.

And happy birthday, Jake7!
The Real Me

Thanks for the birthday wishes!

As for Bender, I was thinking more along the lines of his penchant for drinking alcohol...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 6:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Yay! Pool! I love pool!

*Ebo sets up the little triangle thing with the balls in it and uses the little blue cube thing to put blue stuff on the end of the stick thing*

Yeah, I'm up with the pool lingo. you break, Jake.

OK!

*jake7 lines up the cue and smacks the cue ball. Balls spread all over the table, and the blue solid goes in. jake7 takes her next shot and misses the red ball by the corner pocket*

Woo hoo! I love solids! You get stripes Ebo!

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 7:09 AM

Oh...THAT kind of pool! *mutters as I put my swimsuit back in drawer*

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 7:11 AM

Stirred, not shaken! How hard is that? *sigh* I guess I gotta get up! No tip for you, young lady!

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 4:00 PM

Stand back Jake! I'm so very good at pool.

*Ebo tries to tap the orange stripe into the corner pocket. The orange ball misses, and the cue ball scratches.*

Well, I'm usually so very good at pool...drink some more, jake, and i'll get better

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 6:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:

As for Bender, I was thinking more along the lines of his penchant for drinking alcohol...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

Oh. That.

You see, to allow Sparky to better fit in with social situations at the clubhouse, I supplied him with a program that causes him to imitate those about him. I can only guess that he has been very attentive in the days since I left him. Perhaps there has been a small amount of drinking going on.

The Real Me

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Thursday, September 16, 2004 6:22 AM

Quote:

...I can only guess that he has been very attentive in the days since I left him. Perhaps there has been a small amount of drinking going on.

The Real Me

Granted, I wasn't at the big party, and I'm sure there's been drinking going on, but I don't recall anyone sticking their face in the punchbowl..

Speaking of alcohol, where's the Margaritas? I could really use one right now!

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Thursday, September 16, 2004 6:40 AM

MONKEYTAIL

*hands jake7 a margarita* proclaims: I have returned, having defeated the werewolves, smile time puppets, and reevers. All praise monkey tail, for he is great er something like that.

On a good day, hell can look alot like LA.-Playing God

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Thursday, September 16, 2004 9:40 AM

I didn't know Sparky was watchin when I did that.

I'll take a margarita, thank you. Good to see you brave monkeytail, i was beginning to think you found a better job.

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Friday, September 17, 2004 6:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by monkeytail:
*hands jake7 a margarita* proclaims: I have returned, having defeated the werewolves, smile time puppets, and reevers. All praise monkey tail, for he is great er something like that.

On a good day, hell can look alot like LA.-Playing God

Thanks, Monkeytail!

*jake7 wanders off, sipping her margarita*

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Friday, September 17, 2004 7:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Elwoodmom, if I gave you a Nekkid Jayne, then all the other ladies would want one as well, and we would be swamped here. Just imagine it! Rooms and rooms full of Nekkid Jaynes, stacked six feet high. Why, we would hardly be able to MOVE in here!

I'll stop now.

Say, are you Jake's mom too? No, I don't mean Jake7!

The Real Me

I responded to this a couple days ago, but the computer was going wonky. The more Nekkid Jayne revelers, the better! Let's dedicate today as National Nekkid Jayne day! Who's in with me??

I'm kind of the den mother around here, it seems. The more members in my brood, the better! But be warned, I do issue time-outs!

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Friday, September 17, 2004 9:43 AM

MONKEYTAIL

It's good to be seen, TWG, and heres a margarita for you. Heres a refill for Jake7. Who else needs a refill, oh yeah ME.

On a good day, hell can look alot like LA.-Playing God

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Saturday, September 18, 2004 1:50 PM

Thanks, Monkeytail! I think we need to keep you around, since you're so good at refilling drinks.

Now, Ebo, sorry about that game of pool! I must have had one too many Margaritas!

I guess the next shot is mine?

*jake7 lines up for the red solid in the corner. It neatly goes in. Her next shot is for the yellow solid at the side pocket. It goes in, but so does the cue ball* Damn! Your shot, Ebo!!

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Saturday, September 18, 2004 5:02 PM

Hmmm, i shot a quite nice shot there (of pool), but then the game shorted out...grrr.

Who's responsible?! Who can i blame!? Come on, its the American Dream, to point a finger and blame someone else!

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Saturday, September 18, 2004 6:50 PM

MONKEYTAIL

*refills everyones drinks*
Hey, whos up for a video game? *turns on mega-ultra-friggin awesome tv and too-cool for words xbox*

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On a good day, hell can look alot like LA.-Playing God

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Sunday, September 19, 2004 11:43 AM