Hot Lovin' by Sarahetc

Sheeite, Sarah, if I didn't know you, I'd think this was some porn spam or something.

I'll be in my bunk.

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Monday, May 26, 2003 12:58 PM

All you tag loggers should just have an orgy and get it over with! Yeee Haaa!

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Monday, May 26, 2003 1:01 PM

I have been thinking about hot-lovin' more and more lately. All you sexy browncoats out there have got me all hot and bothered. Thanks for bringing this topic up Sarah.

enough of an orgy Succatash?

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Monday, May 26, 2003 1:02 PM

All your tagloggers are belong to us! For the purposes of very hot lovin'! And Succatash, it just wouldn't be an orgy without you. Or your duly appointed representative.

I'll be in my bunk!

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Monday, May 26, 2003 1:14 PM

I have never been more embarrassed, than when I just realized that I responded to a post by what I thought was Sarah's post, but was actually Succertash.

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Monday, May 26, 2003 1:30 PM

Oo! Ooo! Me! *bounces up and down*

Let the browncoat lovin' begin! (do we need, like, porno movie music or something now

)

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Monday, May 26, 2003 1:40 PM

*bow chicka bow wow chickawokka chickawokka chickawokka*

"Hey, my tv is broken."
"I just happen to be a repair man."
"Ever heard of Firefly?"
"I love that show so much!"
"Let's go take a shower!"
"Okay."

*bow chicka bow wow*

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Monday, May 26, 2003 1:43 PM

Hee! I'm suddenly reminded of the Big Lebowski!

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Monday, May 26, 2003 1:45 PM

JRC

I want to invite Inara over!!!

Wonder what she'll charge me?

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Monday, May 26, 2003 2:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Melee:
Oo! Ooo! Me! *bounces up and down*

Let the browncoat lovin' begin! (do we need, like, porno movie music or something now)

Ok, Melee. This is an orgy after all. Join in on the fun. Wait a sec, exactly who are you bouncing up and down on?

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Monday, May 26, 2003 2:04 PM

Here's a video clip of Maniac in his new sex education video.
Browncoat Sutra: Lesson One
Peforming the "Crazy Ivan"

WARNING!! RATED NC-17 - Adults only
http://www.strangefinger.com/browncoat-sex.mpg (1 MB)
WARNING!! RATED NC-17 - Adults only

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Monday, May 26, 2003 2:05 PM

Oh my God! Partial nudity.
I can't believe what I downloaded.

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Monday, May 26, 2003 2:06 PM

Is that weird, downloading yourself on video? Who's the girl? Is it Koffee? Lots of rumors flying right now, I hope to sort all of this out.

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Monday, May 26, 2003 2:14 PM

ARG! My EYES! *throws herself beneath the couch* Wait... my imagination comes up wih worse everyday, nevermind!

I do believe my computer may have been corrupted though.

I can bounce up and down on everybody... I'm not very heavy

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Monday, May 26, 2003 2:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Melee:
ARG! My EYES! *throws herself beneath the couch* Wait... my imagination comes up wih worse everyday, nevermind!

I do believe my computer may have been corrupted though.

I can bounce up and down on everybody... I'm not very heavy

I call first....and second...and third.

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Monday, May 26, 2003 2:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:

Browncoat Sutra: Lesson One
Peforming the "Crazy Ivan"

Oh. Dear. Lord.

Sarah

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Monday, May 26, 2003 3:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:

I call first....and second...and third.

Now, now...

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Monday, May 26, 2003 3:20 PM

Let me check the Orgie Schedule....

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Monday, May 26, 2003 3:27 PM

Hey Maniac, what's up with not sharing?

According to the Browncoat Orgie Schedule, after you've had sex with Melee, you're with ASS-PUMPING-FIREFLY-GUY and then Chode Warrior.

Good Luck! Maybe you'll catch up to Melee later on in the orgie, during round 4 or 5. It's doubtful, but possible. You should just be grateful for what you get, eh?

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Monday, May 26, 2003 3:27 PM

Where's my copy of D.H. Lawrence's "The Rainbow" when I need it? You sound all ready to go, but I'd like to romance you a litlle bit first, Melee.

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Monday, May 26, 2003 4:26 PM

CYRIDEL

Hold on, was I supposed to wait for a partner?!?! Gorramit!!! I always screw that up!

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Monday, May 26, 2003 4:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cyridel:
Hold on, was I supposed to wait for a partner?!?! Gorramit!!! I always screw that up!

If you can't be with the one you love, Cyridel, love the one you're with.

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Monday, May 26, 2003 4:45 PM

Shit Sarah, that's weird you said that. I'm working on a music video to that song right now!

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Monday, May 26, 2003 4:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Shit Sarah, that's weird you said that. I'm working on a music video to that song right now!

You and me, Succatash, we are two of a kind. Wonder twins, even. I set 'em up, you knock 'em down. And I am happy to be of service.

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Monday, May 26, 2003 5:19 PM

HAPLO721

So which of you gets to be the kewl alien predators, and which gets stuck as something crappy and made out of water?

Early: You ever been raped, Kaylee?
Kaylee: You know, it's funny you should mention that... ever heard of the Fox network?

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Monday, May 26, 2003 6:22 PM

I guess I'll be the form of...water?

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Monday, May 26, 2003 6:58 PM

SIRENKAIN

Can I get sexed yet?

River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems.
Mal: See, morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

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Monday, May 26, 2003 9:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Is that weird, downloading yourself on video? Who's the girl? Is it Koffee? Lots of rumors flying right now, I hope to sort all of this out.

Alright.....I can't download whatever that is due to the fact that I'm at work, will have to wait till I get home, but all I can say so far is...

1. A girl leaves for a couple days and all hell seems to break lose, and

2. Maniac, if thats me, I thought you promised no one else would see that tape!

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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003 12:36 AM

CAPTBAGGYTROUSERS

[qoute]
JRC

I want to invite Inara over!!!

Wonder what she'll charge me?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003 2:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:
Where's my copy of D.H. Lawrence's "The Rainbow" when I need it? You sound all ready to go, but I'd like to romance you a litlle bit first, Melee.

Hey, bring on the romance!

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003 2:55 AM

All right, I've seen it, and rest assured it is not me! I don't wear frilly knickers and such. Not my style.

(Maniac, you are keeping "our tape" locked up tight, right?)

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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003 10:52 AM

Well, if it WASN'T Koffee... who was it?

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003 1:51 PM

LERXST

I couldn't make out their faces too well, but I'm guessing it's HFK & Kaythyrn on their wedding night.

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003 4:37 PM

Ok, Everyone, let's be honest. Has anyone here actually performed the "Crazy Ivan"?

I have not. From a man's point of view, it looks like a lot of work!

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003 5:01 PM

LERXST

In addition to having certain body parts be "flexible" in ways that they normally aren't.

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003 5:27 PM

Well, I think someone should try it and report back.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2003 3:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Well, I think someone should try it and report back.

Who among us is brave enough? And agile enough?

I am that agile but not that brave. I also lack frilly underwear.

I'm not actually going to say who I think should do it, but some call him "Hottie," some call him "Dear," and some just want to drop the bomb on him.

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Wednesday, May 28, 2003 7:08 PM

ZEKE023

I've done sometime similar to this from the joy of sex - but I'm pretty sure you'd need to be an acrobat to do what's being done in this film.

-Zeke

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Thursday, May 29, 2003 11:35 PM

It does look rather painful on the man's part. (no pun intended)

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Friday, May 30, 2003 2:57 AM

ZEKE023

nah. Bending a little bit is arousing....
I'm more impressed with him keeping his legs up in the air like that for so long.

-Zeke

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 1:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahetc:
Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Well, I think someone should try it and report back.

Who among us is brave enough? And agile enough?

I am that agile but not that brave. I also lack frilly underwear.

Yeah, the lacking frilly underwear seems to be the kicker for me as well... don't know if I'm that brave

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 2:19 PM

I thought everybody knew the key to a man's heart is frilly underwear. We love that shit.

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 10:01 PM

Ah, but what some men fail to understand is one thing....

When wearing the frilly stuff, the lace can get quite scratchy.

And if we are too preoccupied with getting irritated by the scratching, then our concentration is taken off of pleasing you physically.

Now would you rather have a girl all frilled up and very uncomfortable, or a completely naked woman with nothing but you to concentrate on?

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Sunday, June 1, 2003 8:16 AM

Point taken.

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Sunday, June 1, 2003 9:03 AM

LERXST

Guys do dig that frilly stuff. Some also like to participate in the taking it off part.

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

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Sunday, June 1, 2003 9:22 AM

KAYTHRYN

Quote:
Posted by Koffee: Ah, but what some men fail to understand is one thing....

When wearing the frilly stuff, the lace can get quite scratchy.

And if we are too preoccupied with getting irritated by the scratching, then our concentration is taken off of pleasing you physically.

Now would you rather have a girl all frilled up and very uncomfortable, or a completely naked woman with nothing but you to concentrate on?

How many frilly-lace-loving guys do you suppose are home right now trying to figure out how to make scratchless lace for Koffee?

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Aristotle

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Sunday, June 1, 2003 2:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
Quote:
Posted by Koffee: Ah, but what some men fail to understand is one thing....

When wearing the frilly stuff, the lace can get quite scratchy.

And if we are too preoccupied with getting irritated by the scratching, then our concentration is taken off of pleasing you physically.

Now would you rather have a girl all frilled up and very uncomfortable, or a completely naked woman with nothing but you to concentrate on?

How many frilly-lace-loving guys do you suppose are home right now trying to figure out how to make scratchless lace for Koffee?

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

I already have a textile person working on it. She is applying enzymes to cotton.

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Sunday, June 1, 2003 3:03 PM

Hey Maniac, try it on first to make sure it works before you give it to Koffee.

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Sunday, June 1, 2003 3:10 PM