The big "30" by Koffee

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The big "30"

POSTED BY: KOFFEE
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 3, 2003 23:10
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Friday, May 30, 2003 11:56 PM

I guess it is close enough for a short countdown......three more days till my 30th birthday........(sigh)

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 12:00 AM

ARCHER

Well, uh, happy birthday?

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 12:06 AM

KOFFEE

Thanks...not sure if it's going to be happy or not. I gotta work.

Plus there is the whole stigma of it being a "milestone" b-day. So far the only celebrations type thing planned is by my lab co-worker. She's bringing in pizza. I'll probibly make my own cake and bring it in for the others I work with to partake of.

I guess what I am not looking foreward to the most is the unsolicited offers for spankings from those who I wouldn't want touching me with a ten foot pole. We gots a few creepy ones here.....

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 12:15 AM

ARCHER

I worked like my last three birthdays, so I know how it is.

Then again, I volunteered. Don't much care for the pageantry and fuss, to be honest. But I miss most holidays, being out on the road, including the one truly important one... the Fourth of July.

Gonna miss it again this year, too. The only time of year you can blast a scrap car into the air and not have the neighbors calling the cops. Sigh.

As for the milestone, look at it this way- you're not even halfway there yet. Got a good long life ahead of ya, right?

Alas, no spankings. Gotcha.

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 12:32 AM

KOFFEE

Quote:
Originally posted by Archer:
Alas, no spankings. Gotcha.

I'll permit "virtual spankings" via the board.

Just don't want the creepys here at work joking about gettin their hands on my ass.

Course, there are a couple of guys here I wouldn't mind spanking me, not hard or anything, don't like pain.....but that is more of a fantacy thing

....um......I think I may be giving more info than needed here....

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 9:35 AM

ARCHER

No, no, feel free to share. We're all your friends here.

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 2:51 PM

SUCCATASH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KOFFEE!!!

From all of us.

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 9:54 PM

KOFFEE

Um...who are those people?

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Saturday, May 31, 2003 10:05 PM

ARCHER

Succatash.

To borrow the line from Kosh...

"We are all Succatash."

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Sunday, June 1, 2003 5:32 AM

MELEE

Happy Birthday Koffee!

*Mr. Fluff jumps wildly around the room throwing streamers and confetti*

*sings* It's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year, we'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lotta beer!

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Sunday, June 1, 2003 8:38 PM

KOFFEE

EEP! One more day.........

Broccoli and beer? Sounds live a very expolsive combination.

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Monday, June 2, 2003 6:33 PM

KOFFEE

30 minutes to 30 years..........

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Monday, June 2, 2003 6:40 PM

SUCCATASH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KOFFEE!!

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Monday, June 2, 2003 6:46 PM

KOFFEE

OMG!!!!

Succatash, you are too cool.

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Monday, June 2, 2003 6:54 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE

Happy Birthday Koffee!!!

Happy birthday day to you
Happy birthday day to you
Happy birthday dear Koffee
Happy birthday day to you

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Monday, June 2, 2003 6:55 PM

KOFFEE

Thank you Honey!

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Monday, June 2, 2003 9:21 PM

HARDWARE

It's times like these that we get to sing the barbarian birthday song. Or maybe that should the the Reaver birthday song?

(sung to an uptempo version of Chopin's funeral march)

Happy Birthday Unh!
Happy Birthday Unh!
May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on a cake!

Happy Birthday Unh!
Happy Birthday Unh!
Now you've reached that age you are
Your demise cannot be far!

Happy Birthday Unh!
Happy Birthday Unh!
Rapine, pillage and despair
Death and dying everywhere
On your birthday
Happy Birthday!

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Tuesday, June 3, 2003 2:01 AM

ARCHER

Cool. If that was done on my birthday, I might even manage to enjoy it.

Second Hardware's song. Now THAT'S what a birthday song should be.

I'm closing in on thirty pretty soon. So what's it feel like?

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Tuesday, June 3, 2003 2:25 AM

PAPERWASTER

Happy Birthday! What does 30 feel like. Honestly, I was really depressed about it. Of course I think that had more to do with circumstances than the actual number. Anyhow, now that I'm approaching 40(couple of years off) it doesn't seem like such a big deal. In fact planning a big blow out. Think getting older as getting braver. Being able to throw off all the junk other people saddle you with and finally being your own gorram self.

Well, there's my two cents. Have a great day!

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Tuesday, June 3, 2003 2:37 AM

ARCHER

It's kind of an inside family joke. My mother's nephew is one year younger than she is (Grandma and grandpa were quite prolific) and when she turned 30, he asked her what it felt like. So the next year she hit him right back with it.

Me, people have been assuming I'm older for years. When I was a teenager people pegged me for being in my twenties. Hit my twenties, they started guessing thirties, mid-twenties and they started guessing mid-forties. God only knows, another five years and they'll start asking questions about my AARP membership.

So it's not that big a deal for me. But thanks for sharing.

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Tuesday, June 3, 2003 5:11 AM

SARAHETC

Happy Birthday, Koffee!

Don't let 'em work you too hard or spank you too hard today. Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, party on with your bad self.

And toast yourself tonight (and make all your loved ones toast with you):

Lift your glasses!
Haul your asses!
Browncoats comin'!
Hide your lasses.

Don't remember who came up with that, Mark maybe, but it's a good-un.

And thirty ain't old. Thirty's just getting good.

,
Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Tuesday, June 3, 2003 5:35 AM

MELEE

I propose toast! *lifts her glass*

To Koffee! And to scratch-free lacy frilly underwear! And the pictures I want to see of Maniac in that underwear!

Hey Maniac, maybe that's what you should give her as a birthday present

And finally, to Browncoats! *takes a swig and hugs everybody*

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Tuesday, June 3, 2003 11:10 PM

KOFFEE

Thank you everyone for making my b-day so special. You all mean a lot to me.

Quote:
Originally posted by Melee:
Hey Maniac, maybe that's what you should give her as a birthday present

I'm still waiting on those pics......

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