Help!!! My Son is getting Hexbugs!!!! by chrisisall

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Help!!! My Son is getting Hexbugs!!!!

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Monday, January 11, 2010 13:33
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Saturday, January 9, 2010 12:44 PM

CHRISISALL

Yeah, like I need more moving things to step on by accident; I already trip over my CATS!!!!

The laughing Chrisisall

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 1:11 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

That seals it; I'm a geek. I saw those and that was my first thought - "Ooh - ME WANT!"

And don't be ridiculous - your cats will love them. :)

Mike

Work is the curse of the Drinking Class.
- Oscar Wilde

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 2:00 PM

BYTEMITE

Do they fly? I really want to know if they fly. Or... Skitter. Either one?

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 3:06 PM

CHRISISALL

They walk... and bump into stuff...

The laughing Chrisisall

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 3:10 PM

BYTEMITE

That's enough for me. <_<

Tell us how it goes with your cats, those stories are always good for a laugh.

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 5:22 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
They walk... and bump into stuff...

And spend money.

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 5:57 PM

CHRISISALL

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Originally posted by piratenews:
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
They walk... and bump into stuff...

And spend money.

MY money. They also have receiving/sending devices in them to monitor conversations & relay them to the NSA. Fiendish they are, tapping into little kids interests to get intel on parents to frame them for un-American activities and further the strength of the Jewish/Nazi covert conspiracy to destroy the fabric of our nation, and secure the resources to ensnare our elected officials in inappropriate sexual liaisons with gay seducers of alien origin intending to end all sentient life on this planet in favour of their new Matrix.

Or maybe it's just another dumb expensive toy.

I can't decide.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 8:25 PM

JAMERON4EVA

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
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Originally posted by piratenews:
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
They walk... and bump into stuff...

And spend money.
MY money. They also have receiving/sending devices in them to monitor conversations & relay them to the NSA. Fiendish they are, tapping into little kids interests to get intel on parents to frame them for un-American activities and further the strength of the Jewish/Nazi covert conspiracy to destroy the fabric of our nation, and secure the resources to ensnare our elected officials in inappropriate sexual liaisons with gay seducers of alien origin intending to end all sentient life on this planet in favour of their new Matrix.

Or maybe it's just another dumb expensive toy.

I can't decide.

The laughing Chrisisall

Or it could be a covert plan hatched by the nefarious SkyNet to destroy the world, and kill all humans. And don't think that smart computers are a foolish idea. In fact there have been many theories, articles, and scientific fact that proves that machines are getting smarter and smarter. Like every two-four years. In fact there is proof that during this time the number of resistors or transistors, or trancivers or something in a computerchip, doubles. There is even an article about this in GQ, it's called "Are you ready for the Singularity" and it's all about this whole thing coming closer than we think it is, (SkyNet).

Either these things are a plot by SOMEONE, machin/computer, or Government. Or this is just a cheap toy that is really a waste of you're's and everyone else's money. I do have to admit though, they kinda make me wanna buy one.... It's already started!!!!!

DAMN YOU SkyNet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 5:28 AM

JAKE7

My older sister got one of these a long time ago. I think they're kinda neat.

They are a one trick pony, but the cats would have a field day with one!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 6:02 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

The T.Rex they call JANE!

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 6:15 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Speakin of cats, last toy of this nature I picked up was this...

Alas, the other cats did not take well to it and while it proved surprisingly resistant to claws and even Puppy Critters horrible little teeth (she CHEWS things, hence her name) it proved vulnerable to impact and as such, the massive bulk of Ghosters fat booty butt landing on it from the top of the couch resulted in what I hope was a mercifully quick expiration from unspecified internal damage.

WHY the fattest, clumsiest cat of the horde is the one that likes to climb stuff I will never know.

Them little plastic bugs wouldn't last a minute.

-F

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 2:39 PM

TRAVELER

Talk about spending money.
Just keep you children from those fantasy game hobby shops. The cost of a Warhammer 40K army makes the Pentagon procurements seem minuscule.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 3:16 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Originally posted by chrisisall:

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Yeah, like I need more moving things to step on by accident; I already trip over my CATS!!!!

Well there is only one solution Chris -- buy one for yourself!!!

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 3:29 PM

CHRISISALL

Not happening, I spent my money today getting Army Of Darkness- The Screwhead Edition.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 3:52 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Originally posted by chrisisall:

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Not happening, I spent my money today getting Army Of Darkness- The Screwhead Edition.

Ha,Ha!!! Nice one Chris. Still though if I were a ten/eleven year old and I had a chance to own a robot (as small as it is) I'd want one... Fact I want about ten now!!! Hell I'm on the lego website looking at Lego Mindstorms!!! Holy Batsmoke you can make robots!!!!

COOOOOOL!

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 4:47 PM

FREMDFIRMA

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Originally posted by traveler:
Talk about spending money.
Just keep you children from those fantasy game hobby shops. The cost of a Warhammer 40K army makes the Pentagon procurements seem minuscule.

Tell me about it.

What's even worse is their cult-like mentality about it, if you don't use only their authorised paint schemes, only their authorised unit compositions (set up to sell as many/most expensive minatures), and do every other thing with the slavish devotion to Citadel/Games Workshop, they'll yank your preferred customer status and ban you from tournament play.

This DESPITE *most* Space Marine players NOW using the five man half-squad tactical concept that started the row in the first place when I first deployed it in 1988...

And of course good friggin luck finding anyone to game with once you have offended the powers from on-high, I got a full Space Marine company in the closet collecting dust, which did NOT come cheap, as you say - cause none of the "faithful" will put their army on the table against a pariah like me.

-F

PS. Also not using their crummy, overpriced paints, preferring Armory products, which started a whole SECOND row, mind you...

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 5:44 PM

TRAVELER

They changed the rules and squad sizes when I was half way through a Eldar army. I'm not going through that every couple of years.

EDIT: I guess having a 40K Eldar army has raised my geek quotient.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Monday, January 11, 2010 1:33 PM

GED

Think they have a cream for that now.

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