Random Bonfire in the Pixelated Wood by liminalosity

Quote:
Originally posted days ago by CMS: It's not that I don't like sports, it's that I don't understand them. I'm clueless.

Oh, but look, CMS! Not only can play softball, you're a heavy hitter....

Scene: midmorning, on a sidewalk in front of TWG CoMiX. A woman leans against the wall, waiting for the shop to open. She watches the light traffic on the street, and people passing on the sidewalk. A second woman strolls up, and they strike up a conversation…
Limi: Hey, CMS! How was the game yesterday? You guys played the Whedonesque team, didn’t you?
CMS: Good game, we won 10-7.
Limi: Get any decent hitting in?
CMS: I got a couple runs actually, and stole second again, I was hot.
Limi: Good job! You've been smacking the ball this season.
CMS: My first up Coach has me batting cleanup. WildigsTart on 2nd, Casualison on 3rd. I got a single to right on the first pitch, but the fielder bobbled it, Cas scored, and The Wild One advanced to 3rd. Next up was Seryn, who hit a high fly to left center that dropped in the hole for a double, and I scored.
Limi: You’re a southpaw, aren’t you CMS?
CMS: Switch
Limi: You said 2 runs?
CMS: My second up, with Cozen on 2nd, I bunted and I might have been toast but the ball took a hop away from the pitcher and I got on first. Cozen advanced to 3rd. I left the base early, the catcher tried to throw down but I got to second standing up.
Limi: How many times have you stolen 2nd this season?
CMS: 7 so far. Anyway, PR was up next. He hit a single past short, Cozen scored, and I got to have a nice chat with that cute new 3rd base coach. Longer chat, turns out, because Dr Evil grounded out, then Citizen hit a pop fly the pitcher got under. Spinny was up next. He hit a nice single down the first base line and I scored.
Limi: Not bad, girl
CMS: My third up I was left on base, but Safe scored a bases loaded homer that inning, so all in all it was a good game.
Limi: It looks like this place is never going to open. I was hoping for something interesting to read, since it looks like it might be a while till Rel gets around to chapter 3. Do you have time for a cappuccino?
CMS: That place around the corner has a yummy chocolate mousse.
Limi: My treat.
CMS: Punky did the dance of 1000 bras.
Limi: She's such a maniac.

The women stroll off down the sidewalk together. As the round the corner, they pass several men, whose jaws drop in amazement at their style and grace.
Costumes by Seryn

And you two! ROFLMAO and a stitch in my side from the LOL about this OS extreme silliness! w00t! w00t! w00t! Computer geeks rule!
Rel:You seem to be running Republican 0.06a. It's rubbish on handling your computer's resources, and keeps making aggressive network connections to other machines without going through the proper IP protocols.
Upgrade before the entire network explodes!

and Cit:Just don't go for Democrate 98, it has system problems that cause it to download porn and illegally interface with system components.
It also has a tendency to perform port locks on some networked computers that aren't behaving to it's specifications, there also appears to be a problem with the Virus detection software, sometimes causing it to classify legitimate processes as illegal and nuke them.

OK, that was an excessively long post, I am experiencing the RWE effect, I fear.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 2:24 AM

*dons Yorkshire accent*
I'm sorry, I don't have a bleedin' clue what you're talkin' 'bout.

This Bass ball, is it anything to do with fishin' I likes me a bit of Bass Fishin'

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 3:46 AM

BWAHAHAHAH!!!

Limmy, thou art more funny than is normally considered healthy. Oh, that was funny!

Of course, I didn't understand half of it, but I got the gist.

If you ask if I'm a southpaw and I saw "Switch" what the heck does that mean? Does it mean I switch sides? Cuz I only do that in putt-putt. I can only swing leftie.

And IMHO, best part of all: "Costumes by Seryn".

lol!!!

And I'm glad you understood the men folk and their computer babble because I have NO CLUE again (could somebody talk about music or ancient greek or maybe even Firefly so I could contribute to a conversation maybe?) But I think we've established that I need some sort of Independent Party software so that my computer won't go all bi-partisan on me. Maybe something that edges toward Libertarian and that's very concerned with social welfare and the environment.

Oh, and somebody remind me to update the link to my LJ. It's changed and it's easier to remember, so of course I've forgotten it.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 4:08 AM

WHoo Hoo!! *Does the homerun dance*

Seriously, if you guys are gonna play like that, we need to get a mixed team together...

*Smacks Citizen* Bass ball?? Sometime the way my team plays it should be called basebrawl... I'm not proud of that.

My computer's a Postal 2.0; it promises to do the job in 6-10 days.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 4:17 AM

Postal huh, better not install any First Person Shooter games then...

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 4:47 AM

.... haha... haha.... AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... gasp... HAHAHAHAHA.

ooo boy! *wipes away laughter tears*

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 4:49 AM

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Originally posted by safeat2nd:
WHoo Hoo!! *Does the homerun dance*

Is the homerun dance anything like the touchdown dance?

Oooh, speaking of sports (yes, I did just say that!) I went to my cousins' basketball game last night. It was very exciting. Play off game. The other team was obviously better, but our team tried really really hard and managed to lose by only 2 points. And that last point was a foul shot because our kids kept fouling out on purpose at the end so the other team couldn't score any more. The best was when one kid on our team bear hugged the kid from the other team who had the ball and threw him forward so he'd cross the line. It was funny!
Oh, and also the refs were crap. At one point, everyone on our side of the stands were stomping their feet and yelling "TRAVEL!! TRAVEL!!!" and the refs were just ignoring us. And then when the refs would actually make a good call, we'd all cheer and stomp some more. It was so bad I was noticing fouls the refs weren't calling. You KNOW that's bad. because I know [thismuch] about basketball.

I was trying to take pictures because my new camera claims to have a action feature, but it takes so long to snap a picture that you miss the good stuff.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 7:09 AM

MYSTERYMAN

Seryn, to lazy to change signin names now that the kitty has fled the bag (not that it was ever a secret like...)

Quote:
CMS: My first up Coach has me batting cleanup. WildigsTart on 2nd, Casualison on 3rd. I got a single to right on the first pitch, but the fielder bobbled it, Cas scored, and The Wild One advanced to 3rd. Next up was Seryn, who hit a high fly to left center that dropped in the hole for a double, and I scored.

whoo the...? whut the...? huh? Whadid I doo?

oh! costumes! me happy.

I didn't understand a single word of that, but I giggled like a thing posessed.

you guys!

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 12:42 PM

CASUALTY

Quote:
Originally posted by liminalosity:

CMS: My first up Coach has me batting cleanup. WildigsTart on 2nd, Casualison on 3rd. I got a single to right on the first pitch, but the fielder bobbled it, Cas scored, and The Wild One advanced to 3rd. Next up was Seryn, who hit a high fly to left center that dropped in the hole for a double, and I scored.

Yep, I totally am. I've had three cupcakes this evening. When can I be on forth? Sorry did this make sense in some language I don't know yet?! I'll stick with cricket, so much easier.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 5:29 PM

Bwah haa haa choke snort gaak hee hee hee ooh ouch oh it hurts to laugh this hard! you guys crack me up.

Quote:
Originally posted by Casualty:
Cas scored
When can I be on forth?
Sorry did this make sense in some language I don't know yet?! I'll stick with cricket, so much easier.

Casual One, fourth base would be home, so girl you got to 4th at the same instant you scored, only as it should be ROFLM*&^&*AO
Cricket is softball through the looking glass - a wonderful sport. When I lived in Australia my friends had me play a spot they called 'silly mid on' just because the name made me laugh till there were tears. Cricket is wacky fun.

CMS: Glad you liked it

Nah, I speak PC almost as well as I speak politics, but these computer sorcerers - brilliant and hysterical under a guise of so very reserved...
yup, 'switch' is batting right or left, a great way to rattle the pitcher.
The homerun dance is like the TD dance, both find their roots in that most ancient of dances: the Snoopy Dance. Ancient Greek I don't know, but what fun! Music is wonderful, write something about music - what kind do you mean?

Mystery Man = Seryn?!?

Alright, how many of you lunatics have your freakin alias wearing an alias? I teased Chrisisall about the Chris nanos, but this is disturbing! How will I ever know who I'm talking to? Nothing is as it seems! *Wails* Mystery Man and I were meeting secretly in a blog, and now you know everything!

Then which of you is also AuRaptor, who is quite obviously two dimensional? CiTiZeN!?! Is that one of your twisted disguises?

Fishing is the best, even when you don't catch a thing. Bass fishing is extreme fun; they can put up such a fight, and there's nothing yummier than a fish you flip from hook to pan. Mmmm. Oooh, let's all go fishing! We can ask Hobbits to join us. Sam can cook fish with mushrooms, carrots, taters and onions and we'll have a feast.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:14 AM

I am not AURaptor, actually.

A fact even a preschooler should know you idiot!!

Sometimes the chip AURaptor put in my head that contains AURaptors personality so that (s)he(it) can find out the secret of WindHoles takes over and merges with my own personality to produce the superior AUCitizen is all.

Something fairly obvious really, as usual with your knee-jerk reactions you show yourself to be merely a fool.

AUCitizen

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:16 AM

Huh, where am I?

Oh damn it! It happened again didn't it!

CitizenIsSeeing AURaptor everywhere, in a gimp mask *shudder*

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 4:23 AM

Sean, do you need another time out?

*grabs a chair, labels it "Seanny's Time Out Chair", sticks it in the far corner on the thread.*

There you go, my dear. One minute for each year old you are.

Limmy: Hmm..so, next time I play softball (which will probably be in, like 10 years) I'll have to see if I can hit right handed so I can do this "Switch" thing of which you speak and drive pitchers crazy. If I can do it in putt putt, I can do it in softball, right?

When we played softball in school I always had to bring my own mitt because they never had lefthanded ones.

I used to have to bring my own scissors, too.

And in college, I used to have to fight to get left handed desks, since most of them were those folding arm things that only sit on the right side. Very unfair.

Oh how I have suffered!

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 7:33 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

*walks onto the thread with a beaming smile on his face.*

Hi Randomites! I've been having a weird couple of days... O.o (At least in my head.)

A dvd arrived yesterday, that had a recording of an Alias convention I'd attended a while back. It was a shock to finally get it. I thought the organisers had forgotten or something.

I got thinking about when the Serenity² dvd would arrive, 'cause the Alias one basically took about 19 months to get here. O.o

This morning, I heard a loud thump as something big fell through the letter box. It was another jiffy bag, and I knew instantly what it was!

I haven't watched all of it yet, but also, I haven't stopped laughing. On reflection, Serenity² was a really special event. There were lots of great moments that I'd forgotten about..

Have any Randomites received their copy yet?

(Also, I'm still getting over how fast its taken to arrive. There's four discs too. (Compared to the Alias dvd which just has one.) It's definitely been worth the money!

.. *Takes a deep breath*.. Oh boy.. I need a rest after saying all that.. What's happening with everyone else? How's everyone's day going?

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 7:50 AM

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Originally posted by citizen:
Sometimes the chip AURaptor put in my head that contains AURaptors personality so that (s)he(it) can find out the secret of WindHoles takes over and merges with my own personality to produce the superior AUCitizen is all.

I refuse to ack-knowledge your ad hominem attack

I see the hot-headed one's chip includes some of Chris' genetic material, AUCitizen-is-all. I hope you got the raptor wing programming. Soaring is very useful. Oh, Citizen look! CMS' computer needs the software to do what they're also trying to figure out how to create in the RWE: her computer wants a lefty-libertarian OS! If you create the new vector OS for CMS in that jumped-up brain of yours, make a copy for RWE politics, would ya? In fact, make another copy for me so I can apply it to the feminist equation. Ooooh! We are all looking for the OS for a new way of thinking!!

Quote:
lifted from CMS: But I think we've established that I need some sort of Independent Party software so that my computer won't go all bi-partisan on me. Maybe something that edges toward Libertarian and that's very concerned with social welfare and the environment.

CMS, I'm a lefty too, but I learned to use both hands for most things. A good baseball glove and a good pair of sissors are hard to find for lefties. Have you ever tried writing backwards? It is so much fun!

Gotta run! I need to practice believing 3 more impossible things before I leave for work.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 8:09 AM

I cannot be held responcible for the actions of my genetic brain chip.

Citizen

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 8:11 AM

Limmy: Oh yes, I can do all sorts of parlour tricks with writing. I can write forwards, backwards, with both hands at the same time. Upside down. My best trick to write my name with both hands, one forwards, one backwards so they're mirror images of each other.

I used to sprain my left wrist a lot when I was younger, so I had to learn to write with my right.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 8:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I cannot be held responcible for the actions of my genetic brain chip.

Citizen

Yes you can you stupid idiot!

AUCitizen

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 8:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I cannot be held responcible for the actions of my genetic brain chip.

Citizen

Yes you can you stupid idiot!

AUCitizen

What's going on!
Sombody help me!

Breaking Down CitizenIsConfused

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 8:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Limmy: Oh yes, I can do all sorts of parlour tricks with writing. I can write forwards, backwards, with both hands at the same time. Upside down. My best trick to write my name with both hands, one forwards, one backwards so they're mirror images of each other.

Oh, then you know more about it than I. I've never done the both hands at once trick. It's a lot of fun to play with other hand writing, it opens up parts of your brain that you don't usually use.

Excuse me, CMS I'd like to see if I can help this poor creature, but I'm not sure it's safe to touch it.....

*Stands in CMS post to try to throw a gentle rope around the thrashing and apparently halucinating AUStronaut*
Maybe Rel has a surgery hidden in the Shadow Depository and we can get this darn chip out for once and all.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 8:43 AM

I say we try an' smack it out with a hammer

Hey, it works when the TV goes for a fritz...

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 8:52 AM

OOh yeah! I like smackin' 'um!

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 9:01 AM

Hey Safe, I'm glad you stopped by. You would resort to 'emergency repair procedure #1? This wreck is human, or at least it was at one time, don't use the hammer please.......... not yet anyway. If the AU-chip wins control, we will need to destroy this creature, or life as we know it will end. So keep the hammer in your tool belt and help me drag him off the street.

*darn it, I really have to go to work*
leaves bowl of water on the sidewalk for CitiNazgul.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 9:23 AM

Ya well, that's me, have hammer will travel.

Oh, and my duct tape, that's repair procedure #2, usually always follows repair procedure #1

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 9:36 AM

What you have to remember is that it's the moderates that are the problem, we should kill everyone, as the master commands.

AUCitizen

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 9:38 AM

Stop that!

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 9:39 AM

CASUALTY

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:

I got thinking about when the Serenity² dvd would arrive, 'cause the Alias one basically took about 19 months to get here. O.o

This morning, I heard a loud thump as something big fell through the letter box. It was another jiffy bag, and I knew instantly what it was!

I haven't watched all of it yet, but also, I haven't stopped laughing. On reflection, Serenity² was a really special event. There were lots of great moments that I'd forgotten about..

Have any Randomites received their copy yet?

(Also, I'm still getting over how fast its taken to arrive. There's four discs too. (Compared to the Alias dvd which just has one.) It's definitely been worth the money!

You got your DVD's!! Soo jealous! I've been waiting 4 months for mine and it's just about killing me. I ordered the ones from the original Serenity Con and they still arn't here. That's so unfair!

I must oreder the squared one. I can't remember how though!

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 9:52 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Casualty wrote:

You got your DVD's!! Soo jealous! I've been waiting 4 months for mine and it's just about killing me. I ordered the ones from the original Serenity Con and they still arn't here. That's so unfair!

I must oreder the squared one. I can't remember how though!

I never expected it to arrive.

These things take ages from what I've heard. I'm in Scotland, which means it should have taken longer to arrive. O.o

I appreciate Starfury's quick service.

Also, other folk are bound to be receiving them this week, (possibly earlier), and will probably start getting them next week too. It came second class.

I hope other Randomites start receiving their copy soon!

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 10:09 AM

RELFEXIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by liminalosity:
Maybe Rel has a surgery hidden in the Shadow Depository and we can get this darn chip out for once and all.

I have no surgeries in the Depository. Anything you may have heard saying that there is a surgery in there is lies. Evil lies. Lies by evil people.

*closes door to muffle sound of bone saw*

Move along.

*hides Citizen remote control behind back*

Nothing to see here.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 10:24 AM

This may be my fever talking, but I can't wait to meet all of you IRL! How much fun we will have!

Okay, carry on.

*grabs popcorn, gets a seat up near the front.*

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:25 PM

CASUALTY

I can't wait to meet you either. The Internet is all well and good but real life is fun too, I'll actually know what you look like then!

Who do we know who could write me a Kaylee/Mal or Kaylee/River fanfic? I need some cheering up and I think that would do it! Any takers? Maybe I'll have to do it myself.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 4:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RelFexive:
*hides Citizen remote control behind back*
Nothing to see here.

Ah Ha! You have the OS! I might have known from those beautiful blue eyes of yours!
*looks up into the black sky over FFF*
CiTiZeN!!! AuRaZeN! CiTiRaPtOr! Whoever you think you are at this instant!! Stay out of range of Rel's zapper till we figure this thing. * hope he heard that*

ReLfExIvE! I think you may have been brainwashed by some ridiculously red and black costumed arm of the MI-Peacekeepers. I have heard that a beer and a nice paper of chips will reverse this conditioning. *puts beer, chips, ketsup, vinegar, mayonaise, and... other, um... likely condiments... on the table for Rel* Please put down the remote and enjoy some tasty chips.

...thinking as fast as her tiny unaugmented brain can manage*this could be worse than I thought, hopefully no one else is affected by this madness*
Safe! Please keep that hammer handy. Oh! Do you have a lefty hammer for CMS, just in case?
Dammit, we should not need to resort to emergency repair procedures, I like these twisted former humans...how to avoid bashing...think! think! Aaaak! Well, possibly the remote could be bashed, but let's not be hasty....
Anyone? Anyone? Buehler?

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 4:47 PM

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Originally posted by RelFexive: *closes door to muffle sound of bone saw*

Drink up Rel!
*sees that Rel is happily munching chips dipped in what is that, German mustard? chutney? I swear, people will put anything on potatoes .....and tries to sneak around the table to see what that bone saw noise might be about*

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Friday, February 24, 2006 3:14 AM

You are all fools and you cannot possibly hope to stop me muwhahahaha!

AUCitizen

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Friday, February 24, 2006 3:15 AM

If you don't stop that I'm going to punch you sooo hard!

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Friday, February 24, 2006 3:15 AM

Go on then little man, you don't have the balls...

AUCitizen

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Friday, February 24, 2006 3:16 AM

Right! That's it!

*WHACK*
*THUD*
Ow!

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Friday, February 24, 2006 3:17 AM

Idiot.

AUCitizen

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Friday, February 24, 2006 4:00 AM

OOH! This is better than Smeagol and Gollum!

And I do have a lefty hammer! It only likes lefty nails.

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Friday, February 24, 2006 4:35 AM

When I worked as a Barman one of the Waitresses came into the Kitchen and asked for a left handed fork. The Chef took the fork off her and put it in her left hand, then told her to give it too the customer...

I've since heard that or at least a variation as a joke, but it's a true story, funny as hell too...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear

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Friday, February 24, 2006 4:38 AM

Shut up Nerd boy.

AUCitizen

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Friday, February 24, 2006 5:01 AM

I just like to say that whenever something doesn't work right for me, it's because it's righthanded. Righthanded pen or whatever.

It all started when I was on a mission trip in high school roofing homes that had been ruined in a hurricane. There were an abnormally large number of lefties on the crew and we all joked about left and right handed hammers and if a nail bent it was becuase it was righthanded and work on the lefty hammers.

But it's surprising how many things really are designed to be used by the right hand only. It does get frustrating sometimes when things are always backwards.

But I'm babbling now.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

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Friday, February 24, 2006 7:15 AM

WILDIGSTART

*hides under the table in fear of the spilt personality monkey ninjas sure to follow in their master's wake of confusion and slapping*

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

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Friday, February 24, 2006 12:10 PM

Thinking… thinking… rummaging through the mental file cabinet, scattering thoughts everywhere… “Wait, what’s this? An old thread? ’10 Things I Learned Watching Serenity’… Maybe a souped-up forklift is a better mule,,, no, that’s not it… Transformers make great Reaver ships, no that won’’t help... Any weapon can be borrowed from any other part of the Buffy-verse. Hmmm, River’s blood drenched Reaver sword? River? Simon?!? Brain surgery! That’s it!”

Ok, now to bend the thread around in an arc to pick up an earlier version of Citizen who isn’t in a Raptor fugue state. I’m sure I saw a mirrored door in that hallway back there

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen: What's going on!
Sombody help me!

*Lifts Citizen off the floor* “Hey Citizen, have some French fries (she doesn’t dare call them ‘ch*ps’, who knows what would happen) If I have to hear one GWB story, I’ll scream, and we need quiet for a minute.”
Here we go, through the looking glass into Simon’s surgery…

Hours later, after Limi has assisted Simon with the removal of Citizen’s AU chip, under the watchful eyes of Safe and CMS, who stood nearby during the operation with their hammers cocked (in case something went terribly wrong), they all play cards while waiting for Citizen to wake from the anesthetic. CMS and Safe were able to put their hammers to good use, smashing the AU chip to smithereens.

Wonders how Rel is doing, pulls remote from pocket”Guys? CMS? Safe? There’s one more thing wants smashing, if you’re up for it.”

Shiny Trees! Yavanna made Shiny Trees!
Aztecs used the term firefly metaphorically, meaning a spark of knowledge in a world of ignorance or darkness.

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Friday, February 24, 2006 1:37 PM

RELFEXIVE

Ack.

Acchhh ack.

Huuurgghhh.

...

Huchk.

...

Greetings... creatures. I am... no longer Rel Fexive. I am...

Someone Else.

Evil Overlords Of The Universe Inc.

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Friday, February 24, 2006 5:16 PM

I'm melting I'm melting I'm Going to take revenge on all you idiots I'm melting I'm melting...

AUCitizen

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Friday, February 24, 2006 10:10 PM