Loafer's Nook- Cinco De Nookage by Jadehand

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
*quietly sneaking back into the thread*

I've got hot tea, and an assortment of breakfast foods...truce, Persephone?

*looking about himself furtively, dreading the bucket of pudding*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

Oh I suppose.
*dumps last bucket of pudding on Tristan's head*
That's the last I promise:)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:32 AM

There's an overweight girl at my gym and for some reason she feels the need to wear shirts about half the size of the ones I wear! They expose half of her stomach and I feel embaressed for her! I just don't understand why people do that. Like when you go to the pool in the summer and you see some girl who probably weighs 40 pounds more than you wearing a bikini that is so very small, you wouldn't be caught dead in it unless you weighed like 100 pounds!!! I'm sorry, that probably makes me sound really mean. I'm actually quite nice I promise:) Okay, enough rambling.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:38 AM

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Originally posted by seryn:
yup.

but something slightly more nutricious (sp?) than a burger, we don't want to go straight from a famin to another obeisity epidemic.

Nutrition is over rated. Just cut their brains out hook 'em to a computer interface and feed them the liquified remains of the dead.

Then I can use the processing power of their minds to run my megolithic computer system which I won't use to take over the world and subjegate mankind in to slavery for my own nefarious gain.

Honest. I really really won't. Promise.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:38 AM

The worst thing for me is the extremely large men in the teeny tiny speedos.

Part of me is repulsed, part of me admires their bravado.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:40 AM

(edit, that all right, i'm so mean about what people are wearing its unbelievable. um, but then, I am a bitch, to er... nevermind me!)

Well, I'm bringing a supply of the Rooibos (and the honey, real resberry jam and all of the chocolate bars and sweets for you lot) to D*C.

I can't drink normal tea much any more (even small amounts of caffiene brings on headaches, and the amount of chemical crap they use to de-caffienate things is unbelievable) so you can taste it then. (it tastes exactly like normal tea, 'cept it is naturally caffiene free, has less of those things that make tea taste slightly metallic and stewed, and more anti -oxidents or whatevers, and its an anti spasmodic, three guesses what thats good for, so I think, dare I say it, that its actually good for you. But the main thing is it just tastes lovely)

Cozen, you've never read Hitchhikers? Oh dear, ok, mercy mission, i'll bring several Douglas Adams sets that you can read and pass on to other similarly disadvantaged folk (;D)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:53 AM

*wiping pudding off himself*

Thanks, Persephone, I needed that.

Speaking of people wearing what they shouldn't, y'all should come down to Alabama. I think we are the spandex capitol of the world. I get really scared at least once a week.

A tea at DragonCon...where will that fit in with all the other shiny happenings?
Seryn, that tea you are speaking of...it sounds similar to a no-coffee-containing coffee one of my friends drinks. It's not actually all that bad. Kinda sounds like the tea...sorry I'm rambling...

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:02 AM

Hmm..I'm gonna have to look for the tea at my shop. You make it sound so very good!

I look for naturally decaf teas, too, for all the same reasons, Seryn. I gave up caffeine several years ago. I drink Matte and mint and green and white teas now mostly.

I have the whole Hitchhikers collection in one large volume that I've lent to many many people. It's fantastic. I like to read it when I'm sick in bed because it always makes me feel better. And I lend it to people who's sick or in the hopsital (unless they have stitches or something where it hurts to laugh, because I'm not that mean!)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:33 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by Persephone736:
Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
*quietly sneaking back into the thread*

I've got hot tea, and an assortment of breakfast foods...truce, Persephone?

*looking about himself furtively, dreading the bucket of pudding*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

Oh I suppose.
*dumps last bucket of pudding on Tristan's head*
That's the last I promise:)

Okay so we are now officially done playing with our food now?

SR brings in a firehose and sprays down everything and everyone to remove any food residue. Then he drops a single small tablet into one of the many puddles that have formed and there is a very loud POP! All the water has vanished, the fire hose is gone and everything and every one is dry including the martini that SR is sipping whilst reading his book.

Hey if we didn't clean up it would have meant ants and no one wants those.

Scorpion Regent

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:42 AM

bah! I don't want to be sprayed with a hose! I want to take a bath!

*finds herself one of those fantastic old clawfoot bathtubs and fills it full of very hot water and a mountain of bubbles. Also finds one of those large screen partitions (sorry guys!), a kimono and warm and fluffy towels.*

*Soon, Serenity is neck deep in bubbles, singing Italian arias and scrubbing pudding from between her toes.*

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:42 AM

Shiny! I have got to learn to do that kind of stuff...

*wanders over to the coffee bar, serves himself*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:55 AM

I need some food- anyone else hungry?
*goes to kitchen and begins to pull all sorts of stuff out of the fridge*

Hey, anybody like lasagna?
*quickly makes a lasagna*

Or how about cookies? I love cookies!
*makes a batch of yummy, gooey chocolate chip cookies*

Or better yet, pudding! Haha, just kidding.

*quickly mixes up a pitcher of lemonade*
Is it hot in here or is it just me? Is the air conditioning broken or what?

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:08 AM

ugh-can't think about food yet

(goes back to hiding in the bath)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:11 AM

Can I interest you in something else then? Lemonade? Coffee? Smoothies? I'm in the kitchen for the time being so let me know if you want anything before I leave:)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:15 AM

NO SMOOTHIES!

No lemonade. I'm currently drinking diet A&W and that's about all I can handle

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:18 AM

Coffee and cookies! Absolutely fabulous idea for breakfast.

*helps himself to some of the cookies*

Mmpph, good cookies! Thanks, Persephone!

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:35 AM

My pleasure...ahhh, my annoying dog won't stop barking!!! I'm going crazy!!!!!!!!

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:39 AM

--Insert Pinter pause here--

Dog?

*looking around*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:47 AM

Dog finally shut up, thank goodness. But my hair straightener just tried to kill me.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 6:27 AM

Again, umm...wow.

Hopefully, the hair straigtener realized the error of it's ways, and has become peaceful once again...

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 6:38 AM

Girl's having all sorts of issues today!

Poor Seph!

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Friday, May 12, 2006 6:40 AM

I know! It made this loud pop and I saw a spark and now the outlet is all black! Now I have to go spend money on another one, poo.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 6:46 AM

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Originally posted by Persephone736:
Dog finally shut up, thank goodness. But my hair straightener just tried to kill me.

If a hair straightener tries to kill you, you try to kill it right back!

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Friday, May 12, 2006 6:56 AM

I'm a bit too scared of it right now. It's sitting in my bathroom and will stay there, untouched for the rest of the day. Why couldn't I just be born with hair that looked perfect all of the time without any effort?

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:01 AM

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Originally posted by Persephone736:
I'm a bit too scared of it right now. It's sitting in my bathroom and will stay there, untouched for the rest of the day. Why couldn't I just be born with hair that looked perfect all of the time without any effort?

Your Human?

Wild Stab in the dark, CitizenIsSherlock

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:04 AM

no, i don't think that's it:)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:10 AM

Um..I have straight hair and I would kill for hair that had curl or bounce or volume or thickness or anything except stringy straightness.

No one's ever happy with what they get. Just be glad you don't have alopecia.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:15 AM

Haha, don't say that. My hair is weird- when it's shorter it's really wavy, but not in a pretty way, it kind of looks like I slept on it and didn't bother brushing it. When it's longer (like now) it's straighter but still has wave (again, not pretty wave). My only options are to curl it or straighten it, and at this point, it's easier to straighten. I like it when it's curly but it's so hard to manage. Either way you go, I'm frying my hair- but enough of that, it's getting longer which makes me happy as it's a bit easier to manage:)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:21 AM

You use evil shampoo? Evil shampoo I didn't create as part of my evil plan I don't have to take over the world by the use of evil killer hair straighteners?

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:28 AM

I have a friend with hair like that. Wavy and very very thick. She used to have it long but she had so very much of it (like Hermione, big and bushy) she keeps it very short now. But it looks really cute on her. I could never pull of short hair.

at Citizen for general silliness.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:31 AM

Yeah, I tried the whole short hair thing (relatively short anyway) but I didn't like it. My mom insists it looked great but I hated that I could never pull it back! I always had to style it. But it's growing now and I'm happy:)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:37 AM

Plus, long hair makes me feel much more pretty and girly

*flips hair and bats eyes hoping someone will agree*

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:39 AM

My hair hangs down past my waist. I think it's very feminine. I love it, even with its many faults, and couldn't imagine cutting it.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:39 AM

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Originally posted by Persephone736:
Plus, long hair makes me feel much more pretty and girly
*flips hair and bats eyes hoping someone will agree*

*agrees*

Would you like some of this shampoo?

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:45 AM

Thanks, but I'll pass on the whole shampoo thing.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:46 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
My hair hangs down past my waist. I think it's very feminine. I love it, even with its many faults, and couldn't imagine cutting it.

Wow! The upkeep must be crazy! Mine is just past my shoulders and I can barely control it. I bet it's very pretty though, and fun to play with:)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:57 AM

*falls down, completely overwhelmed by the beauty that is Persephone*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:00 AM

No, the upkeep isn't bad at all. I bet I spend a lot less time on my hair than you do. For starters, I never blow dry it, or straighten it or using a curling iron or anything.

My hair is very wash & go.

And I love having my hair played with or brushed. It's lovely.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:27 AM

JADEHAND

wow you guys are busy today. Good. I'm tired. I'll see you all a little later. I have to go make more pudding, someone washed it all away. And I was just about to pull more folk in to the fun.
Hope you're all well. or at least getting there *looks at Serenity*

get better now.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 9:03 AM

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Originally posted by Tristan:
*falls down, completely overwhelmed by the beauty that is Persephone*

Aww, Tristan you're the best

And feel free to bring back the pudding anytime Jadehand.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 9:11 AM

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 9:19 AM

Thanks JadeHand!

I'm eating crackers! It's progress.

es back.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 9:30 AM

my hair just never grows beyond mid back. even then it gets really straggly, its life span just isn't long enough.

My mom on the hand has thick wavy hair that she dye's red and grown almost to her butt. she annoys me sometimes. As does my sister she has thick straight hair to her waist. And she nicked my share of the boobs! and she's skinnier than me, and...

ok, Focus on the good.... right, I have great skin and i'm more intelligent. And she's a short ass. And my uncle calls her deckchair.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:12 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

my hair grows thick and very curly (i get asked if i get spiral perms when it gets long enough, haha). it's a horrible pain to manage. having said that i'll be cutting it again soon.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:13 AM

Deckchair...I like that!

Something else...you got the smile. No way your sister has a better one than you.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 12:34 PM

aawwwwww, thank you!

now I feel all warm and squishy.

I like recieving compliments, I should do it more often.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 12:42 PM

yeah, he used to call her beanbag, but when she hit twenty he decided it was deckchair.

He use to try and call me names, but they didn't stick, so he used to content himself with sneaking up behind me and sticking his finger in my ear (one little known fact about me is I squeak a lot, and loudest when surprised) but he's discovered that he gets an even better reaction out of my neice, so i'm off scott free.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
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Friday, May 12, 2006 12:59 PM

JADEHAND

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
yeah, he used to call her beanbag, but when she hit twenty he decided it was deckchair.

He use to try and call me names, but they didn't stick, so he used to content himself with sneaking up behind me and sticking his finger in my ear (one little known fact about me is I squeak a lot, and loudest when surprised) but he's discovered that he gets an even better reaction out of my neice, so i'm off scott free.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

Oh, will have to surprise you a lot at D*C. make you squeek.

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