Ooh, look! It's a crazy person! by brooklynbrowncoat

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Ooh, look! It's a crazy person!

POSTED BY: BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT
UPDATED: Sunday, January 25, 2009 06:02
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Thursday, June 29, 2006 3:33 PM

bad news- we lost your mother to some pimps just outside of Mordoor. she had just picked up the fresh scent of crack rock when some pimps asked her to come over. we won't be bothered by her again, im sure. now it's the just the elf, dwarf, 2 shemale hookers and my crazy self. Yet we battle on, the power of the crack stem beckons us.....

"Spears shall be shaken,
shields shall be splintered,
a sword day, a red day,
and the sun rises!"

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 3:39 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Have you considered killing yourself and your merry band of junkies? perhaps try jumping off the Brooklyn bridge, brooklynbrowncoat. hookers with swinging cods? you are sick, but i like the serenity reference. may you and your filthy stinky fingers find a hot, slow death.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 6:28 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

now you wish death on me? are you crazy? do you know who i am? how crazy can you be?

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 7:29 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

i don't know, you tell me

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Saturday, July 1, 2006 7:31 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

can we say "split personality"?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 5:54 AM

REAVERMALPARIDO

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
they are not shemales, just husky women. so what if they got a crack habit? i didn't expect such intolerance from you- now piss off, i must return to my Quest for the Crack stem; i feel i am getting closer. I have recruited an elf, a dwarf, a wizard, and your mother to help me find my lost precious. She can sniff out crack a mile away. We have forged the Fellowship of the Crack. (Tolkien spins in his grave)

You have my Pipe!
And my Bat!

Let's go hunt some crack!

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 8:20 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

I am disturbed by what I see here

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 10:20 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Guy

Its too funny. Really. Sick, twisted and perverted, but funny!

one of the Forsaken TM

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 6:16 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

doctor? doctor?

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Friday, April 13, 2007 4:11 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Hey, did you just read through that whole thread? Wasn't that great?

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Friday, April 13, 2007 4:38 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Genius, simply genius. Are you formally educated in the fine arts? Have you much time to engage in socratic debate? Do you hold court often? Please, we must know. When can we also walk the path of the enlightened?

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Friday, April 13, 2007 5:23 PM

GRANPUTO

Finally I found the answer I have been looking for!! I TOLD THEM I WANS'T GOING CRAZY!!!! This truley is a call from someone higher than me. I think we need to talk about this!

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 1:36 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

If you, too, suffer from this disorder beware:
The combination of poor hygenie and adoration for the odors found on your fingers can be lethal. Recently I have enjoyed very spicy indian cuisine which produced a rather violent bowel movement this morning. It didn't take to long for the affected area to become both itchy and stinky, irresistble to those with this disorder. As you might have guessed, feces was transfered to fingers and soon, well, you know the rest.

If you enjoy finger sniffing avoid curry or else the whole processs can and will get messy.

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 1:55 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

that's nice, real contribution to society, your family is quite proud, i'm sure

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 2:18 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

and this is a bump.....

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Monday, April 16, 2007 4:19 PM

GRANPUTO

Thank very much for the advice!!! Fortunetly for me I don't like curry! But its good to get a heads up on this condition.

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Sunday, April 22, 2007 6:03 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

look to my left, see a troll.
sniff fingers, smile,
look to my right, mas trolls.

BBC offers his neighbors a wiff of finger stench

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Sunday, April 22, 2007 11:48 PM

BIOHAZARDXBW

lol

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Monday, April 23, 2007 12:22 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Why??? Why??? Why do you keep resurrecting this thread??? Why are there more than 100 replies??? For the love of heaven why???

Banners, avatars and other fun stuff at www.desktophippie.com

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Monday, April 23, 2007 6:16 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

I see you took a whiff, your'e welcome. As far as this thread, it's popularity is rather easy to explain. This thread, much like Firefly, is not for the masses but only for the enlightened few. that's why we see here over 100 posts and more than 2,000 times read. Although the fascists have sent this to troll country it's genius cannot be stifled. As for me, I am not a troll, but i have trollish ways......

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Monday, April 23, 2007 1:31 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

BBC withdraws his offer to share this enchanting aroma with any and all smelly stinky hippies

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Sunday, May 20, 2007 8:24 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

I tried to resist resurecting this thread; somehow it remains on life support. The more it gets beaten down, the stronger it comes back,

can't stop the feces, Mal,
you can never stop the feces

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Friday, June 15, 2007 2:24 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Just like timberlake said..

I'm bringing feces back....

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Sunday, July 8, 2007 7:24 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

milk, no.

got feces?

Ooh, look, its your mother

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007 6:33 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

Hey.... you there? can i get a bump?

maybe just a wiff?

"Take my love, take my land,
Take my crack stem from my hand,
I don't care, I'm still free,
My fingers stink of feces

Take me out, buy some crack,
Tell your mom I'll be right back,
Burn the land boil the sea,
You can't take this high from me

There's no place I can be
since I started smoking trees

You can't take my crack from me"

all time classics from beneath the bridge:
Enjoyed by over 2,500 Firefly Fans:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727#497424

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Saturday, September 22, 2007 9:38 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

I find it very disturbing that our thread's name has been changed to "ohh look its a crazy person"; Who did this? why don't you identify yo self, punk ass? Yo momma's a crazy person. in fact, she's here, let's ask her (pulls your mother's head out of the toilet).
She says:
Oh, no, sonny, i am a crack whore; Mr. Brooklynbrowncoat, now, he's the man. I'm just a filthy crack whore.

"Take my love, take my land,
Take my crack stem from my hand,
I don't care, I'm still free,
My fingers stink of feces

Take me out, buy some crack,
Tell your mom I'll be right back,
Burn the land boil the sea,
You can't take this high from me

There's no place I can be
since I started smoking trees

You can't take my crack from me"

all time classics from beneath the bridge:
Enjoyed by over 2,500 Firefly Fans:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727#497424

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007 7:20 PM

KIRKULES

Don't care what anyone says, this is funny bump.

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Sunday, January 25, 2009 6:02 AM

REAVERMALPARIDO

If I may play the ADA, in defense of BrooklynBrownCoat, I can assure you he is not crazy. He is, in fact, an efficient businessman, a straightup gangstaR, and perhaps some sort of pre-evolved human - meaning he is an anachronism - placed in a timeline not yet ready for him. In the future perhaps all humans will have a stench emanating from our fingers due to the pollutants we digest. I have not answers to these questions, and this is not why I am here. Nay. I have come this day looking for BBC for it has been much time since I have heard from him and I fear that he is either back in the ER or perhaps imprisoned by those looking to bring him down, as their numbers are many. If you are still in our time, and receive this message, give me a call.

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

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