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HOW GAY IS TOO GAY? JIM CARREY JUST FOUND OUT

I Love You, Phillip Morris, the Jim Carrey/Ewan McGregor gay comedy that premiered at Sundance has been unable to find a distributor and may be forced to go straight to DVD in the United States.

The film, which is very funny and surprisingly touching, does feature explicit gay sex. Really, really explicit gay sex. Involving Jim Carrey. Cumming in a guy's ass. Yeah, that explicit.

www.chud.com/articles/articles/18584/1/HOW-GAY-IS-TOO-GAY-JIM-CARREY-J
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McGregor gay film too risque for cinema

A prison comedy starring Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey as gay lovers may not be shown in American cinemas because it is considered too risqué.

I Love You Phillip Morris, in which the stars play inmates who find love behind bars, has failed to find a US distributor and is expected to go straight to DVD.

Film industry insiders said the movie, which features a graphic sex scene and frequent references to gay sex, had fallen foul of anti-gay prejudice in America.

Carrey plays Steven Russell, a married policeman from Texas, who comes out of the closet and then becomes a conman to fund his flamboyant gay lifestyle.

He is sent to prison, where he meets and falls in love with Morris, played by McGregor. Following Morris’ release, Russell escapes from prison four times to be reunited with him.

Lewis Tice, director of publicity and marketing, at distributors TLA Releasing, said he believed the graphic homosexual sex depicted in the film had turned off distributors.

“The depiction of the sexual activity was far more than I’ve ever seen in a mainstream film with a mainstream celebrity,” he said. “There’s a graphic sex scene in the first 10 minutes that I was surprised to see.”

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article5908016.ece

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The depth of your idiocy never fails to impress me.

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The depth of your idiocy never fails to impress me.

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What do you have against gay men having gay sex in gay movies? Or are you for it?

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I could care less. The forum you're in is "General Discussions - General discussions and comments relating to Firefly."

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I have no opinion either way. If the movie looks good, I'll watch it.

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I have no opinion either way. If the movie looks good, I'll watch it.

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Do you often watch gay porn?

Of course, some say all porn is gay porn. And you thought Hugh Hefner was the coolest straight man on Earth.

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Methinks a definition of the word 'acting' is required?

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You retarded assumption that 1) It's porn, and 2) Playing a gay character makes an actor gay is what puts you in the idiot-dipshit category (in this instance - every post you ever make qualifies you in one way or another).

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He no longer takes Prozac or an other drug, but instead copes through spirituality. "I rarely drink coffee. I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful."

http://depression.about.com/od/famous/p/jimcarrey.htm

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No, it means 2 actors wearing modesty patches rubbed against each other - just like every other sex scene in hollywood movies, you moron.

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"Explicit" means he actually had a nude stiffy, and stuck it where the sun dont shine. Over and over. For 10 minutes. NOT under the blankets.

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Or don't you know the secret about soap operas?

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I've read several reviews for it, actually. Not only were they positive - none of them mentioned any graphic sex. Gee, you think that'd come up when reviewing a Jim Carrey movie.

But it didn't - because you are, as usual, full of shit.

It's rated R by the way. Name another "porn" that is.

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This gay movie was directed by a gay Jew.

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This gay movie was directed by a gay Jew.

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Cosby TV producer gets 26 years in wife's death


A television comedy writer and producer for shows including "Cosby" and "In Living Color" has been sentenced in Indiana to 26 years in prison in the beating death of his wife.

Forty-nine-year-old John James "J.J." Paulsen was sentenced Friday in Hamilton Superior Court on charges of voluntary manslaughter, neglect of a dependent and moving a body from the scene of death.

Prosecutors had dropped a murder charge as part of a plea agreement.

Police say the body of Leanne Serrano-Paulsen was found hidden in the attic of their posh house in Carmel in April 2007. They say the couple's 16-month-old son, Christopher, was found unharmed in a crib.

Police has said Serrano-Paulsen previously called authorities after she was beaten by her husband.

www.wbir.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=82557&catid=141

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The "jew" topic means he's a member of a secretive society

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Or don't you know the secret about soap operas?

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Oh, christ - ANOTHER conspiracy theory!

Okay, what's "the secret" about soap operas? That they're real? They're really just surveillance tapes shot of actual peoples' lives?

Oh, and speaking of christ and gay... he was, you know. Didn't date women, hung out with dudes, loved robes and sandals and oils, had great abs... Jeebus was TOTALLY gay!

Mike

just lying smiling in the dark
shooting stars around your heart
dreams come bouncing in your head
pure and simple everytime
now you're crying in your sleep
i wish you'd never learnt to weep
don't sell the dreams you should be keeping
pure and simple everytime

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