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Originally posted by whozit:
One with Rabies

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Giffin

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Originally posted by jwhedonaddict:

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Originally posted by whozit:
One with Rabies

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Giffin

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Are you seriuosly saying you want harm to come to two children? 'cause even if it's a joke, it's not funny...it's sick and disturbing.

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Originally posted by rue:
You, whoZIT and a few others make me ashamed to be associated with you in the same space.

If a person stumbled across this site and wondered what kind of people are these browncoats - and read your posts - they would probably never have anything to do with Firefly again.

BTW --- in order to be a joke, something has to be funny. Unremittingly stupid, crass, mean and gross - like your posts - does not count as funny. Except, well, maybe to idiots like you.

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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

I hope they get a Pit Bull, to demonstrate to the Nation that the breed has a bad reputation that is undeserved.

--Anthony

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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

I hope they get a Pit Bull, to demonstrate to the Nation that the breed has a bad reputation that is undeserved.

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

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Originally posted by AURaptor:



...Figured I'd leave that sort of humor to the late night t.v. show circuit. They're professionals, ya see.


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
I hope they get a Pit Bull, to demonstrate to the Nation that the breed has a bad reputation that is undeserved.

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Originally posted by GinoBiffaroni:
They should get some yappy little dog that will be easy to train to perform in front of the cameras

name it " Sarah "

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
There are some who CAN take a joke.....



and some who can't.

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
There are some who CAN take a joke.....



and some who can't.

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and there you go...


it just that easy lol

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

I'm not really much of a dog person, as is obvious by my horde of cats

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Originally posted by GinoBiffaroni:

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
There are some who CAN take a joke.....



and some who can't.

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and there you go...


it just that easy lol

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So, after 7 yrs of the Left's cartoonist drawing W like some sort of Chimp, who here thinks that treating Obama in EXACTLY the same manner isn't going to go over too well w/ the MSM , huh?

See?



It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
HA! My cats would buy off your dogs as extra muscle for their global steal the humans food initiative!

Dogs have Masters, Felidae have Staff.

-F

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Ooooooooh, huskies are gorgeous.

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They should get FERRETS!

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Originally posted by Hero: I think whatever they get it should be a rescue puppy and not a store-bought puppy.

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I think whatever they get it should be a rescue puppy and not a store-bought puppy.

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Originally posted by freelancertex:
Greyhounds are some of the sweetest dogs ever (just like pitbulls). they're quiet, mellow, and all-around happy dogs.

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Greyhounds are sweethearts, but very high energy

I sometimes babysit my neighbors Greyhound / Border Collie cross, and am always amazed at her speed.

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Greyhounds are some of the sweetest dogs ever (just like pitbulls). they're quiet, mellow, and all-around happy dogs.

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Yep! But I am a tad biased...

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Greyhounds are sweethearts, but very high energy

I sometimes babysit my neighbors Greyhound / Border Collie cross, and am always amazed at her speed.

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Yes, they are sweet! And, they are high energy and amazingly fast, but only if they are chasing something. But for that, they have to actually be awake. Most of the time, they are breathing throw rugs.

Greyhounds are naturally lazy, because they are sprinting hunters (not retrievers, not herding dogs, not terriers, not "working dogs"). Because the hunt is an all-out affair from which it takes days to recover, they must conserve energy so that they have the energy to chase down prey successfully. No need to chase, they are more than happy to rest up. Ergo, lazy. If there is not much happening, they tend not to make much happen. Now...

Border Collie / Greyhound mix? Tee hee! The Border Collie is an amazing herding dog, arguably the smartest, highest energy of them all. Must be doing something all the time. Go go go dog. Furthermore, it is more likely a Border Collie / Whippet mix. Whippets came from crossing terriers, a go go go dog, with small Greyhounds. They look more like a small Greyhound than a terrier, and are indeed sighthounds, same as Greyhounds. So, what you have there is a dog that is up to two-thirds go go go. (Whippets are often affectionately called "turbo-terriers".)

If you were to meet an all-Greyhound that is four years or older, I'll give you a 50/50 chance of the animal being upright at the time. I kid you not.

~Karel (owned by nine Greyhounds over the last 13 years).



"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Maybe it is the Border Collie in her, but even in her own house she is back and forth running ( chasing their cat and other dogs around ) for at least half the day.

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Funny thing the owners were afraid to let her off leash, they thought she'd be gone. I let her loose at the park, let her run a bit then tried to do some off leash healing, and she picked it up right away.... loved it.

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I have what has to be the worlds most lazy lab. Take her to the park, she'll retrieve until she decides shes tried then she takes the ball and sits next to my jeep.

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One of my other neighbors has two Great Danes. Super nice dogs, sleep alot. Funny when you see them looking over a 6 ft fence at you.

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A Greyhound will chase a ball until it stops moving. It will then look at you as if to say, "Make it go." *snort*

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