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Seinfeld jew pees on Jesus, hilarity ensues
Saturday, November 7, 2009 2:45 PM
PIRATENEWS
John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!
Quote:Jewish youth are not influenced by their fellow Jew Gerald Seinfeld and Jewish Hollywood and Jewish TV. Rather the Jewish youth are learning to be doctors, lawyers, judges, politicians, and media moguls in order to control the stupid “goy.” http://www.realzionistnews.com/?p=85
Quote:The Jews hate Jesus Christ because they do not like being in a position of “weakness.” For one to come to Jesus Christ he has to admit that he has sinned and in need of a Saviour and therefore must repent and correct his conduct. The Jews find this absolutely abhorrent. The Jews do not want a Saviour. They do not believe they have ever sinned. They do not see any need to repent of anything. The Jews simply abhor the idea of getting down on their knees. Those amongst them, that is, the rabbis & their admirers, who are looking for a “messiah,” want him to be the conqueror of the nations and put them in charge of the world. There is no such thing as repentance in this their “messianic hope.” And this rabbinic “messianic hope” of conquering the Goyim, funnels down to the secular Jews who give tacit submission to the rabbis. Jesus Christ was crucified by the Jews. This is an historical fact. For the Jewish leaders brought Jesus Christ to Pontius Pilate with trumped up charges of subversive teachings against the Romans - even when they heard Him say, “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s.” It is historical fact that Pilate wished to release Jesus Christ but the Jews insisted, “Crucify Him! Crucify Him! His blood be upon us and upon our children!” Indeed every Jew who persists in his hatred of Jesus Christ, especially the “new enemies” of the Cross: The Jews of the ACLU; the Jews of the Neoconservative movement; the Jews who run the Media and Madison Avenue; the Jews who run Hollywood with their filth, their vile promotion of fornication, homosexuality, and lesbianism; the Jews who run the Federal Reserve Bank who had John F Kennedy assassinated for signing a bill to have Congress utilize their constitutional mandate to print money without interest; and so on and so forth ad infinitum - has the blood of Jesus Christ on his head and on the heads of his spoiled, pampered, haughty children. NOW THAT THE JEWS HAVE DECIDED that they will “render unto Caesar the things that are of the Jews,” they must now have God render back unto them the things that are God’s. And what is that? His holy retribution which is at the very door…
Saturday, November 7, 2009 3:05 PM
KWICKO
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)
Saturday, November 7, 2009 3:21 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: Doesn't the bible say that Jesus went to hell after he died?
Saturday, November 7, 2009 3:27 PM
Quote:Originally posted by piratenews: Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: Doesn't the bible say that Jesus went to hell after he died? I'm sure it will after the jews get done rewriting it for the umpteenth time...
Quote:The Apostles' Creed states that Jesus, "was crucified, dead, and buried. He descended into hell. The third day he rose again from the dead." The Athanasian Creed, speaking of Jesus, asserts, "Who suffered for our salvation, descended into hell, rose again the third day from the dead." Therefore, two of the three great ancient creeds affirm that Jesus "descended into hell" sometime between His crucifixion and resurrection.
Quote:The Jews simply abhor the idea of getting down on their knees.
Saturday, November 7, 2009 3:40 PM
SIGNYM
I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.
Sunday, November 8, 2009 4:12 AM
Quote: *** IS ALEX JONES LINKED TO ZIONIST JEW BRONFMAN? *** 3 Goals Of The New World Order Jews 3 Main Characters Of The Jewish Lobby 9/11 Zionist Articles A CHRISTmas Hating Jew Is Foiled! A Jew "Rothstein" Runs Homosexual TV A Jewish Police State Is Coming America Falls - Germany Rises Antichrist Will Be A Jew! Assassination Of President McKinley Was By Jews!
Sunday, November 8, 2009 11:01 AM
OUT2THEBLACK
Quote:Originally posted by SignyM: PFFWWAAAAHHHH! SPLOOOCH!! OOOOHHH!! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's THREE keyboards you owe me, Kwicko!
Sunday, November 8, 2009 11:42 AM
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:52 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: Well, y'know... since it was the Jews who wrote it the first time, I s'pose they've got the editing rights...
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 8:00 AM
BYTEMITE
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 8:03 AM
Quote:Originally posted by out2theblack: Nope , Squick , only you and your kind are filled with every sort of uncleanness...A judgment has been entered against you , and the penalty is...Death . If you continue with your ANTICHRISTian ways , then you will also receive the Second Death...which signifies your everlasting destruction , your nothingness , and your resultant non-existence...
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 8:37 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Bytemite: It could be the idea of Jesus actually GOING somewhere after death is a poetic, literary embellishment. In the Hebrew, it could just be saying what it says, describing that Jesus was put in a grave (the literal translation of She'ol) for three days before rising again.
Quote: The Hebrews don't really have a word for our modern conception of hell. The closest thing they have to approximate the idea was a burning junkyard just outside of Jerusalem.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:01 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Bytemite: Actually, in regards to Jesus and hell, I'm not a religious theologian, but Out2theBlack has a point. It could be the idea of Jesus actually GOING somewhere after death is a poetic, literary embellishment. In the Hebrew, it could just be saying what it says, describing that Jesus was put in a grave (the literal translation of She'ol) for three days before rising again. The Hebrews don't really have a word for our modern conception of hell. The closest thing they have to approximate the idea was a burning junkyard just outside of Jerusalem.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:07 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: So when I die, I'll become a Palestinian and live on the outskirts of Jerusalem? Besides which, most of the crap written about Jeebus is pure horseshit anyway, or misunderstandings and misspellings. Hell, *I* can turn water into urine; can't everyone? And I can walk on water, too, if it's frozen. :)
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:09 AM
STORYMARK
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:12 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Storymark: Now, I'm used to PN being batshit off the wall crazy. But I thought O2B was just a hardcore partisan schill. When did he start striving for lunacy on the level of our village idiot?
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:26 AM
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:27 AM
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:30 AM
Quote: So when I die, I'll become a Palestinian and live on the outskirts of Jerusalem?
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:37 AM
Quote:Shouldn't oughta be critical of other folks beliefs , or their alleged mis-spellings , if you can do no better than unsubstantiated slanders...
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:38 AM
Quote: I think more likely you'll be put on some fluffy white pillows in a wooden box...
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:52 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Storymark: Heh... suuuuuuure. Just keep telling yourself that. (Case in point, while I was quite snarky - the only way you could claim what I wrote was "luncay" is if you agree with PN.... which puts you clearly into the "psycho-dipshit" club)
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 1:42 PM
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:05 PM
Quote:Weren't you recently alleging that Ron Paul is a 'racist' , also ? Wicked imaginings of your diseased mind , and then you spew it all up here in a public place... Wow . Sad .
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:51 PM
RAHLMACLAREN
"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb
Quote:Originally posted by OUT2THEBLACK: Nope , Squick , only you and your kind are filled with every sort of uncleanness...A judgment has been entered against you , and the penalty is...Death . If you continue with your ANTI-CHRISTian ways , then you will also receive the Second Death...which signifies your everlasting destruction , your nothingness , and your resultant non-existence...See Revelation 20:14 and 21:8 .
FREMDFIRMA
Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: How does one substantiate a slander, anyway?
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 5:19 PM
Quote:Originally posted by RahlMaclaren: Quote:Originally posted by OUT2THEBLACK: Nope , Squick , only you and your kind are filled with every sort of uncleanness...A judgment has been entered against you , and the penalty is...Death . If you continue with your ANTI-CHRISTian ways , then you will also receive the Second Death...which signifies your everlasting destruction , your nothingness , and your resultant non-existence...See Revelation 20:14 and 21:8 . I sense another Forsaken thread in the future. Oooo, gee, I hope I make the list this time! -------------------------------------------------- Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 5:26 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Fremdfirma: Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: How does one substantiate a slander, anyway? Preponderance of evidence. That'd mean say, calling you a sarcastic asshole would be prettymuch able to rest on it's own merits. Whereas calling me a debauched libertine wouldn't, libertine perhaps, but I don't think I quite make the cut for debauched?? *looks it up* Oh, never mind, yeah that WOULD stick. Basically stuff you actually DID which is injurious to a "respectable" reputation (THAT in and of itself being a matter of opinion!) would qualify as substantiated slander. Course, they gotta *prove* it, don't ya know. -Frem "You summoned me..."
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