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Beer makes your boobs grow

This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

Argued over nothing.
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
Gained weight.
Talked excessively without making sense.
Became overly emotional.
Couldn't drive.
Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.



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Transformation at www.centurianonline.com

Hi I thought the video was informative;however I thought you would talk about the use of hops as a phytoestrogen. I know of MTF using hops,(same plant used in beer), as a way to feminize their bodies. Some believe, maybe wrongly, that it is safer than other choices, such as Premarin. I would love to hear your opinion! By the way, you look fantastic!
Sutalun

I use hops myself for four months, I already got a full A cup (which most trans would take a year), and lots of fatty tissue in my face. Skin is softer too. it works. But it's the only plant capable of doing it without side-effects. 99,99% of all other herbs are to weak and have toxins. Hop is only 20 times less potent than the female sex hormone Estradiol. That's why the hops plant can grow 8 inches a day.


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Friday, March 5, 2010 1:49 PM

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Hell. I act that way without 8 pints of beer.


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