Pizza boy breaks down door, demands tip by piratenews

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Pizza boy breaks down door, demands tip

POSTED BY: PIRATENEWS
UPDATED: Friday, February 25, 2011 18:07
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011 7:25 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/feb/22/pizza-delivery-driver-saves-r
egular-customer/

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011 7:34 AM

CANTTAKESKY

That is a sweet story. Your title sucks though.

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Hell, the only reason the Government hates crime at all is that it despises competition. - Frem

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011 9:04 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Quote:
Cops: Pizza delivery man kills would-be robber

Detroit

A pizza delivery man thwarted a robbery attempt Sunday night when he fatally shot one of the men trying to rob him on the city's east side, police said. The man was making a delivery about 10 p.m. on the 20200 block of McCormick when he was approached by three men, Detroit police spokesman Yvette Walker said. At least one of the men was armed, she said. The delivery man pulled a handgun and shot at the suspects, killing one of them, police said.

Sometimes dark humor is the only humor possible, although the print media doesn't mention the fact, he capped that asshole without even dropping the pizza.

Given the idiotic advice to cooperate which gets many a Pizza or Taxi driver killed or beaten, and given for nefarious reasons to begin with....
http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/2011/02/dont-resist-refrain-of-ra
pists-police.html

I find it rather satisfying that folks are seeing to their own defense rather than depending on the blue horde, especially as around here, they're just as likely to then victimize you AGAIN, especially for the heinous "crime" of self-defense, thus impugning their divine right to be the only ones allowed to.. yadda fuckin yadda.

And I mean seeing to their own defense in MORE than just packing some heat, neighborhoods have started banding, watching out for each other, taking up collections and hiring out contract security - which one really, REALLY poor neighborhood just managed by finding a loophole in Public Act 330-1968, which was written by the cops after the police riots to try to protect their monopoly FROM contract security, see, if the owner of a property directly hires someone to protect THAT property, then that person falls under persons exempted from this act, you see.

So they hired two brothers, who while decent guys, due to their rap sheets and lack of education, were scraping by on day labor (which is damn, DAMNED exploitive, mind you) just to get by - since they're exempted from the act, they don't have to meet any of the qualifications, and we donated a pair of uniform jackets for them, since the best the community can scrape up is minimum wage, which is still a hell of a lot better than you get from day labor after they get done fucking you at the register - the actual owner of the property signed off on it when the residents cornered his slumlord ass and made an "issue" of it with him, but it's the residents payin them, and it works out, cause the local yahoos are kinda scared of these two - they tried breakin into their place once and wound up exiting via the window...

It's been good for them too, although they came to me for a bit of counsel about how to go about interacting with the community, since for so long they've been more or less outcasts, and being regarded as PEOPLE again is kind of a new and trying experience for them.

Anyhow, it's workin out - always does once you remove God and Government from the process...

The local pizza guys actually like delivering here at Site Three, they know I'll spot the sign on top of the car and skitter over, watching their back from the shadows, and it's become protocol that if they cannot find an address, just flash the headlights twice and I'll be right over with a map for em - they know damn well they won't get robbed HERE, yanno ?

-Frem

I do not serve the Blind God.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011 9:44 AM

BYTEMITE

Yeah, I dunno what's with the negative. I guess he's trying to bring in more viewers for his sponsors because they expect news about the dystopia from PN.

Seems like a good way to loose viewers though to me. His readers aren't looking for fluffy stories about people looking out for an old lady, they're looking for stories about how to defend themselves from the police state.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011 10:06 AM

BYTEMITE

Mmm, pizza. I get pizza sometimes with no cheese on it, but it just ain't the same. I miss that stuff. And the more veggies and fruit on it the better, because they suck up the grease like little flavour sponges.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011 3:26 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Good story, crappy title. This is why the 2nd amendment is so important. The guy was able to defend himself because he had a concealed weapon and knew how to use it.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011 4:20 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Some of the commenters point out this pizza boy didn't care about the health of this little old lay, proven by the fact HE SOLD HER A BIG FAT PIZZA EVERY DAY FOR 3 YEARS.

THAT'S probably what made her so sick she couldn't get up.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011 4:39 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

" Jean Wilson has ordered pizza every day for the past three years."

Every day.

Pizza.

For 3 years....

( and point of fact... the delivery guy didn't sell her ANYTHING. She called Domino's, ordered from the menu, and he simply delivered it. )

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011 5:50 AM

BYTEMITE

On the other hand, if she has senile dementia or any number of elderly ailments, she might be very particular about what she eats. So it could be that the pizza, while unhealthy, kept her from starving.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011 6:06 AM

CANTTAKESKY

Quote:
Originally posted by piratenews:
THAT'S probably what made her so sick she couldn't get up.

Maybe. Maybe not. It is not anyone's job (or duty) to tell her she can't eat pizza everyday for 3 years.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011 7:48 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Oh the terrible irony...

Night before last a pizza driver WAS robbed, at gunpoint, about a mile up the road here.
And left a message on my machine this morning expressing interest in CCW training, since he realized that when the perp took the money (and the pizza!) and left him with his hands on the car, back turned....
One twitch on the trigger, on the mere whim of someone who's already decided to disregard law and society, and he would be dead.

The notion of trusting in the mercy of someone who has already cast aside that much of their own humanity is idiotic, and as this occured to him the very first thing that came to his mind was our office phone number, so I will take pity on him - although this is gonna be a trick, since with my eyes as gone as they are now my shooting accuracy is embarassingly bad, but I can still teach the basics, I think.

Of course, with a Taurus Judge 4510 snubbie, loading #4 cube shot, I don't exactly need to drive tacks here, though seriously, the recoil and muzzle flash/bang is a stone BITCH with a barrel that short - but as they say, you should see the other guy!

-Frem

I do not serve the Blind God.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011 4:03 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

I hope she orders pizza because she likes it, not for some unpleasant reason.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011 4:05 PM

KANEMAN

That pizza boy must be a union member....

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Friday, February 25, 2011 6:07 PM

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