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mincingbeast withholds rad awards from uninspiried RWED

POSTED BY: MINCINGBEAST
UPDATED: Monday, February 28, 2011 18:07
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Friday, February 25, 2011 9:50 AM

It has come to my attention that nobody agrees with me or is ever amused by my posts or constant exhortations to huff gasoline. I am not bothered by this, considering it indicia of my radness. Also, I am a bot, and I think bother might be beyond my grasp.

However, it would be nice to have a supporter, side kick, and laugh track. Or chorus. I have accordingly resolved to establish multiple sockpuppet accounts. Sockpuppet are a sign of status in RWED.

Unforunately, I lack the creativity to draft a proper name for a sockpuppet, or imagine a personality or posting style that differs from my own. That where you, my RWED enemies, come in.

I encourage you to submit potential names. Should I receive a single response I shall be surprised. Should a name be rad enough, you shall receive a major award.

For example:

1. Swishingfiend

2. Prancingbrute

3. Cavortingcad

4. Rompingretard

5. Struttingcatamite

6. jayne/mal4ever

7. friskingmiscreant

7. snugglingreaver

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Friday, February 25, 2011 10:15 AM

HERO

How about "sockpuppet"?

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you." "I am forced to agree with Hero here."- Chrisisall, 2009.
"I would rather not ignore your contributions." Niki2, 2010.

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Friday, February 25, 2011 10:21 AM

BYTEMITE

Taken.

Spaceclap! Because any reference to it is automatically hilarious!

Wasteland? You could do a posting style entirely like TS Eliot, or even better, lolcat TS Eliot.

http://www.corprew.org/blog/2007/10/17/lolcat-wasteland/

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Friday, February 25, 2011 11:01 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

First off, yours all suck.

Try maybe - and I'm juss riffin', nothing personal:

LordDouche

DrippyD

Malcontent - triple bonus points for FF reference!

Variations on a theme: Sockmuppet, socktrumpet, sickcrumpet, socksock, suckpuppet

Benjie's Goiter (I dunno, has a ring)

Dirk

Scifi movie music + Firefly dialogue clips, 24 hours a day - http://www.scifiradio.com

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Friday, February 25, 2011 11:13 AM

LILI

Doing it backwards. Walking up the downslide.

Coonballs
Sockheel
MissDiss

Facts are stubborn things.

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Friday, February 25, 2011 11:25 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

DeezeNuts?

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

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Friday, February 25, 2011 11:27 AM

DREAMTROVE

PirateJews

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Friday, February 25, 2011 1:08 PM

KANEMAN

Libtardation
Thehufferthenpost

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Friday, February 25, 2011 4:36 PM

KLESST

If you are going to pick one of the names suggested, you will need some of us other sock puppets to use a few of the one you don't pick so your new puppet will be anonymous. I think I will name my 31st puppet "Mincsmeatpuppet".

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Friday, February 25, 2011 5:43 PM

THEHAPPYSOCKPUPPET

Fiendish, Undead, Half-Dragon, Dire Were-Pigeon of DOOM!

Imagine an undead pigeon, with a dragon's fire breath, the size of a small child and capable of lifting a Cadillac (also, the DOOM!). A worthy ally to the mincingbeast at a mere +5 level adjustment.

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 3:15 AM

L1GHTBR1NGER

"Kaneman"

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 3:47 AM

QUESTIONABLEQUESTIONALITY

Quote:
Originally posted by L1GHTBR1NGER:
"Kaneman"

sig wrote: "Bump ahead of zit trash" right after lightbringer posted nothing just changed thread names to "more whozit trash"

Another sockpuppet bites the dust. Talk about plastic spork!

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 4:11 AM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by QuestionableQuestionality:
Quote:
Originally posted by L1GHTBR1NGER:
"Kaneman"

sig wrote: "Bump ahead of zit trash" right after lightbringer posted nothing just changed thread names to "more whozit trash"

Another sockpuppet bites the dust. Talk about plastic spork!

I see what you are saying.....not sure though, I think it may be the gay one from Texas.

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 7:18 AM

BYTEMITE

Either way, I'm not interested in seeing someone's internet temper tantrum.

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 7:21 AM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
Either way, I'm not interested in seeing someone's internet temper tantrum.

What do expect from liberals? Really the flee-baggers run or stomp away....

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 7:36 AM

CANTTAKESKY

I think "cutiepie" should go well with MincingBeast.

Just so you guys know, if I ever get sock puppets, I'm naming them IDONTCARE and IMSTILLFREE. So don't take up those names. Thank you.

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 10:28 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Mincing, you need something that's not so obvious; all those "Swishing", "Prancing", "Cavorting", Romping" are dead giveaways. You want something totally unrelated to mincing, etc., to be a real sickpuppy--the idea is to have "someone" who agrees with you to give your voice weight.

Besides, I think we'd spot your most excellent sense of humor pretty quickly! Just stay you, you're definitely rad enough as you are!

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 11:43 AM

DREAMTROVE

Mincethemerciless

Quote:
Originally posted by L1GHTBR1NGER:
"Kaneman"

Lol.

Kanemen
Dreamgrove
Niki3
Bytemate
Fremdeferma
Thehapplesstrader
Aurapt0r
Canttakethesky

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 12:56 PM

KANEMAN

Nikkisbong
NikkoKwicko

However, with your love of huff....I still like

Thehufferthenpost

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 2:09 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

TheHappyTraitor.

No offense to The Happy Trader, of course. But a cute play on words, and great for making with the confusion.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 5:24 PM

DREAMTROVE

TheRightStuff

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Saturday, February 26, 2011 5:35 PM

THEHAPPYTRADER

Pusillanimous

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Sunday, February 27, 2011 5:32 AM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
TheHappyTraitor.

No offense to The Happy Trader, of course. But a cute play on words, and great for making with the confusion.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

Words are never cute...fag.

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Sunday, February 27, 2011 4:40 PM

THEHAPPYTRADER

Also, TheHaplessTrader and TheHappyTraitor are reserved for my future army of sock puppets. But will have to wait until I have for hands, otherwise there is just not enough room for them.

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Sunday, February 27, 2011 7:25 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

How about YoMama.

Mincing Beast, I don't see you as an enemy, even though I don't understand you. Whatever,

I don't reckon I'll get a sock puppet, though in some ways it is tempting, just for kicks since "everybody's doing it", the thing is that people would spot me a mile away because I don't have very good filters. I'm always me, no matter where I go or what I do. I can try to keep some of it quiet but I can't do it for long, I'm blatently obvious, which is often seen as a bad thing, but why? I think its good, that way people know exactly what they're getting with me and there's no ambiguity and I think that is a positive.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Monday, February 28, 2011 4:23 AM

SOCKPUPPET

I don't know why people keep using my name this way...

Mince, I think you should rename yourself something that no one suspects, and then post exactly the same sort of stuff you would do anyway, just to acid sullying your good name by attaching it to your political beliefs, something which is never good for anyone. Then Mincingbeast can be free.

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Monday, February 28, 2011 9:32 AM

MINCINGBEAST

I approve of "LordDouche" which is a title that I believe that I have earned. Also, I was born to it.

However, I think that my sockpuppet accounts will all be meaningles strings of gibberish. Such as

1. jl34590g;jdsf90sd[-dsj
2. m1nc3pwnsz0d8j432-

I shall begin posting under several assumed identities as soon as a suitably controversial subject is introduced.

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Monday, February 28, 2011 1:05 PM

TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

Quote:
Originally posted by mincingbeast:
I approve of "LordDouche" which is a title that I believe that I have earned. Also, I was born to it.

However, I think that my sockpuppet accounts will all be meaningles strings of gibberish. Such as

1. jl34590g;jdsf90sd[-dsj
2. m1nc3pwnsz0d8j432-

I shall begin posting under several assumed identities as soon as a suitably controversial subject is introduced.

Using random characters means you have given up because your standards are too high. Although I disfavor portmanteau words, you could use Firefly themes: Gibbering Ape, Crotchety Young Fool, Ugly Hawaiian Shirt, Sphincter Of Hell, Touched In The Head

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Monday, February 28, 2011 3:05 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Two, I'm sending you happy smiles, you're cool.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Monday, February 28, 2011 3:14 PM

MINCINGBEAST

Two,

I have no standards. This is why I enjoy Firefly.

Also, I will huff regular, or unleaded. Or lighter fluid. Also, I have no creativity.

I never give up, either.

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Monday, February 28, 2011 3:41 PM

CANTTAKESKY

Quote:
Originally posted by RionaEire:
just for kicks since "everybody's doing it",

Most normal people who post here don't do it, as far as I know. I'm thinking Frem, HK, Anthony, Niki, Byte, etc. I don't.

DT I think has at least one sockpuppet, cause he is too obsessed about sockpuppets to not have one. ;)

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Monday, February 28, 2011 3:54 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

I'm not going to do it as stated above, everyone would know it is me right away since I don't have filters and am me all the time, no matter who is watching.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Monday, February 28, 2011 4:41 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by canttakesky:
Quote:
Originally posted by RionaEire:
just for kicks since "everybody's doing it",
Most normal people who post here don't do it, as far as I know. I'm thinking Frem, HK, Anthony, Niki, Byte, etc. I don't.

DT I think has at least one sockpuppet, cause he is too obsessed about sockpuppets to not have one. ;)

I have one - TheSpellingFairy. That's a "shared" identity, though; several people have the log-in info.

I know for a fact that DT has at least one, because I outed it. But his secret is safe with me... ;)

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

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Monday, February 28, 2011 4:46 PM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

Quote:
Originally posted by RionaEire:
I'm not going to do it as stated above, everyone would know it is me right away since I don't have filters and am me all the time, no matter who is watching.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

I think you batted your eyes one time too many times just there - the jig is up, you are definitely someone's sock puppet. Confess, it's good for the puppet soul.

Scifi movie music + Firefly dialogue clips, 24 hours a day - http://www.scifiradio.com

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Monday, February 28, 2011 6:07 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Okay, I'll talk: I hid the remote control in the back yard, burried with the dirty socks and the moldy cheese, under the seesaw, ... and the steak bones are hidden next to the jungle jim.

This is a paraphrase from a film who can guess what it is from?

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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