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Hero is right.

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Originally posted by Hero:
I saw this on another topic and decided it deserved a home of its own.

Lets start off with non-existant problem number one:

The Porn Shortage: The popular perception of the recently skyrocketing porn price is that there is a porn shortage in global pornography markets. The perceived shortage is generally blamed on the Organization of Adult Entertainment Exporting Countries (OAEEC) for “insufficient” production, or on the internet for increased demand for porn, or on both.

In an effort to alleviate the crisis, President Obama promised to spend $150 billion over the next 10 years developing alternative porn technology such as wind and solar powered cameras, artificial sex devices, and the increased use of illegal aliens in order to cut labor costs.

Private philanthropy groups have gotten involved as well. Porn for Change (P4C), registered as the London Community Pornography Association, is a UK charity established in 2009 to provide support for young disadvantaged people to be able to take part in pornographic events. Programmes include providing porn facilities, training, disabled access to pornography, as well as establishing pornography projects in deprived inner-city areas and providing coaching and practical support for other charities internationally.

As proactive mitigation may no longer be an option, a global depression is predicted, perhaps even initiating a chain reaction of the various feedback mechanisms in the global market that might stimulate a collapse of global industrial civilization, potentially leading to large population declines within a short period. Throughout the first two quarters of 2008, there were signs that a global recession was being made worse by a series of record porn prices.

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Originally posted by pizmobeach:
Our Ohio tax dollars at work...

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Originally posted by AURiverStarNews:
Fuck yeah!

Also,

AIDS. If you have AIDS, just give it to someone else, and you no longer have it. It's like a hot potato. A problem that doesn't exist.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Racism against whites.


The Muslim Brotherhood.

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