TORNADO !? by piratenews

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TORNADO !?

POSTED BY: PIRATENEWS
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 11:19
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Friday, March 25, 2011 8:33 AM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

This cell just missed my house...

Quote:

"Authorities have not confirmed if a tornado is responsible for the damage to homes and downed power lines in the Greenback community."

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/mar/24/officials-close-sr-95-greenba
ck-assess-storm-damag/

Gotta trust our official authorities.

Never trust your own eyes and brains.

Remember, only terrorists build Safe Rooms...

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Friday, March 25, 2011 12:48 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Yeah, we had a couple touch down here last week, one Northeast of us and another just South. Weird...we NEVER used to get tornadoes in California that I recall. Didn't do much harm like what you pictured (yikes!), but still weird. Glad it missed you!

You Tornado Alley guys better stop sending 'em to us, or we'll send you a few real good shakers!

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

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Friday, March 25, 2011 1:01 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Sorry, Niki - 't'weren't me. They're actually fairly rare here in Austin, but we're right on the cusp of tornado country. The hill country seems to bust them up a bit, but we get 'em north of town and some to the east. Closest I've been was a funnel about a half-mile from my old house, but it didn't touch down.

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Friday, March 25, 2011 2:35 PM

PENGUIN

This one just missed me on Tuesday!

Half mile across and it was on the ground for 11 miles...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, March 25, 2011 6:18 PM

DREAMTROVE

Nice. You should post it as a parking fail.

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Friday, March 25, 2011 7:56 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

I'm glad you're okay PN. Yeah, tornadoes are pretty scary.

We rarely get ratable tornadoes in Oregon but every several years we get a little one, there have only been three above an F 1 in the last 50 years or so. A few months back we had an F2 in a town about an hour and a half south of me. We do get a few funnel cloud sightings in OR every year though. I'm so thankful I don't live in an area with lots of tornadoes.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011 11:19 AM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

This one just missed me on Tuesday!

Half mile across and it was on the ground for 11 miles...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Good God, Pengs! I hope you have a cellar full of nice, fresh fish and a warm spot for Morena in hopes she is trapped with you.

The tornado rule is that it isn't one unless it's observed on the ground, so when I lived in SLO County CA we had a lot of them which would whip through at night and pull up a lot of trees. Made the natives MOST restless when our tornadoes weren't acknowledged, or downplayed as "possible microbursts."
Here near Redding, Shasta County CA there was a fer-sure tornado that was given a cute little non-tornado rating ("O") because so many people saw it, but just not the proper official people, and none of the photos was really clear at the base - - because of the small diameter and dirt - - we all thought that was fair.
Now when the insurance companies raise our rates because of the tornado danger we can all yell some more.
Heh.

bun
living the excitement

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