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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
Aw hell, they're onto me - they spotted the camera, and made faces at me, laughing.
Dear oh dear me, she looks radiant - that dress so works for her, awesome, I simply MUST have a vanity shot, gettin decent pictures of her is sooo not easy, plus she actually *gasp* smiled, an event which must be documented!, lol.

Uh oh, letting HER play with fire ?
(mutual candle lighting thing)
That might not end well...

Considerable fumbling and giggling going on here, as they both look a little lost and confused, but that's par for the course, innit ?

Hee, asking them to think about how they met, first time they held hands, yadda ?
*snicker*
More like the first time she rezzed his ass after he got smacked down in Dynamis!
(They're both FFXI fanatics)

And the rings, which they managed to not drop this time, fumbling and having to switch cause they took each others aside...

D'awww, they're so sweet, I think I need an airsick bag..

Wow, musta been payin by the minute there, twelve minutes from the very short aisle walk to out the door of what looked to me like a large walk-in closet, not that THEY noticed, being all agog with her happy moment and whatnot.

I suppose imma have to learn to remember his last name now, since it's also hers, but I give even odds on that one.

And of course, GUESS who hasta be at the airport at friggin midnight thursday/friday to collect em, and OF COURSE she forgot to give me the flight information.. *eyeroll*.

I guess imma have to bake em a cake, oh, and get a present - no toaster though, they already got one which'll do everything but tuck you in, her and her gadgets, I swear... OH! I know!, works both ways too, since he DOES cook pastry.
They are sooo getting a Rolling Pin, tee hee hee.

-Frem

I do not serve the Blind God.

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
I had the same reaction, Byte.

This was the last avatar I expected to see. Actually, My first guess was going to be Kaneman. After that, I was at a loss. I pondered a couple of outliers possibly from the big apple planning a gay marriage.

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Originally posted by Bytemite:

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
I had the same reaction, Byte.

This was the last avatar I expected to see. Actually, My first guess was going to be Kaneman. After that, I was at a loss. I pondered a couple of outliers possibly from the big apple planning a gay marriage.

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Ooh, kaneman could get married in his girl's jail cell, the magistrate would be right there. She could wear a black midriff-baring dress that shows off the tattoos, he could be in a jumpsuit. They could put up crepe paper decorations, and instead of a ring, he'd have the keys to her handcuffs. The guards could provide the shotguns, and a couple of beers for the reception refreshments. Then, a mosh-pit-slash-riot set to hard rock.

Guyyyys, we have to make this happen. Let's help kaneman. It's a jail cell wedding. Never in my life would I have thought I'd have the chance to participate in something so awesome.

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
Not so much, since my ex isn't so affectionate with em and has low tolerance for annoyance/frustration of attention-seeking kitties...

So mostly they're kinda happy to have someone else to pay a mind to em, except for Lexi, who, once she realizes he is not leaving, and taking attention away from HER, will no doubt pee on him in his sleep - she tried that stunt with me, but only once, as her attempt to do so resulted in an impromtu flight lesson.

The Kids: In case ya wanted to know.
Kallista-Ree Sjare Khallinenda - black shorthair, the "princess" of the lot, spoiled abysmally rotten and my familiar or right-hand-cat, a'la Blofeld, has a weapons-grade vocabulary and will offer multi-syllable snark or insult upon affront to her precious dignity.

Ghoster - white medium-short hair, lardass, clumsy as hell in a sweet, oafy kind of way, has a thing for shoes, a mechanical sounding purr, and capable of emitting the most heart wrenchingly piteous mews when she wants your food, also apparently part polar bear, as she loves to play in snow and will beg and cry to be let out on the porch to do it, also sheds explosively.

Puppy Critter - black/white tuxedo, seems to think she's half dog, licks/chews on everything, will become mentally aberrated without a human male to adore, and has a pathological fear of laundry for reasons unknown, also sings feline "opera" in a surprisingly deep bass, ususally in the bathroom at the wee hours of the night.

Miss Molly Meerkat - tortiseshell calico, was on deaths doorstep when aquired, has the idea she landed in feline heaven, sings for no real reason at all, destructively curious, and has the bizarre habit of using meerkat sentry stance for greater visual range.

Squirmy Worm - calico, missing back-right leg, absolutely adorable, and adoring, combined with the stamina of the energizer bunny, loves to play fetch with milk rings, somewhat nearsighted and most vocal of the bunch despite limited vocabulary.

Lexington Demonica Voltaire - black shorthair, parent bonded to my ex and locked forever in kitten-cling mode due to mental/neuro damage, jealous and snarky, accompanies purring with copious amounts of drool, fairly antisocial and starting to really show her age, alas.
(She's second oldest, but Kallista still looks in her prime, while Lexi is getting thin and shaky.)

I have Kallista and Puppy, since Kallista is my familiar, and Puppy will become mentally aberrated without a human male to adore - she's not fond of other cats, not fond of human females either, so she's essentially boy-crazy, out of species.

Lexi of course cannot be seperated from my ex, and without each other to play with, Squirmy or Ghoster would become despondent - Molly doesn't much care as she's in her own little perpetual happy place...

Since I have capacity for two cats here, and my leasing agreement doesn't allow for more, I brought the two that *had* to be with me, although I'm always happy to visit and play with the others... her fiancee hasn't *quite* adjusted to the notion of cats as children, since they intend to have human children - but he's getting there, Squirmy already has her hooks into him a bit... of course, it's gonna get interesting indeed when the four she has start considering the potential-eventual baby to be a large funky lookin cat, and vice versa - I can just see the potty chair winding up next to the litterbox for solidarity's sake.

Also, there's an old legend about babies raised in a household with a tortiseshell calico cat having a strong chance of aquiring second sight talents that way, or empathic ones - which appears to have some basis in fact, however tenous, which'd make things even more interesting.

And you KNOW who's getting tapped as default babysitter, don't you ?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilMentor
Worse, is that I have explicit instructions to eventually teach the kid proper villainry and tricksterism as survival skills.
Not so sure about this, myself - as I'd prefer a world where they weren't NEEDED, but it's still kinda of a moral dilemma for me, in that I don't wanna nudge them down a road they might not have otherwise taken, you know ?

-Frem

I do not serve the Blind God.

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Originally posted by Bytemite:

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
I had the same reaction, Byte.

This was the last avatar I expected to see. Actually, My first guess was going to be Kaneman. After that, I was at a loss. I pondered a couple of outliers possibly from the big apple planning a gay marriage.

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Ooh, kaneman could get married in his girl's jail cell, the magistrate would be right there. She could wear a black midriff-baring dress that shows off the tattoos, he could be in a jumpsuit. They could put up crepe paper decorations, and instead of a ring, he'd have the keys to her handcuffs. The guards could provide the shotguns, and a couple of beers for the reception refreshments. Then, a mosh-pit-slash-riot set to hard rock.

Guyyyys, we have to make this happen. Let's help kaneman. It's a jail cell wedding. Never in my life would I have thought I'd have the chance to participate in something so awesome.

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Originally posted by Bytemite:

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
I had the same reaction, Byte.

This was the last avatar I expected to see. Actually, My first guess was going to be Kaneman. After that, I was at a loss. I pondered a couple of outliers possibly from the big apple planning a gay marriage.

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Ooh, kaneman could get married in his girl's jail cell, the magistrate would be right there. She could wear a black midriff-baring dress that shows off the tattoos, he could be in a jumpsuit. They could put up crepe paper decorations, and instead of a ring, he'd have the keys to her handcuffs. The guards could provide the shotguns, and a couple of beers for the reception refreshments. Then, a mosh-pit-slash-riot set to hard rock.

Guyyyys, we have to make this happen. Let's help kaneman. It's a jail cell wedding. Never in my life would I have thought I'd have the chance to participate in something so awesome.

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That actually sounds more than a little awesome. And it's just crazy enough to work!

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Originally posted by Bytemite:

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
I had the same reaction, Byte.

This was the last avatar I expected to see. Actually, My first guess was going to be Kaneman. After that, I was at a loss. I pondered a couple of outliers possibly from the big apple planning a gay marriage.

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Ooh, kaneman could get married in his girl's jail cell, the magistrate would be right there. She could wear a black midriff-baring dress that shows off the tattoos, he could be in a jumpsuit. They could put up crepe paper decorations, and instead of a ring, he'd have the keys to her handcuffs. The guards could provide the shotguns, and a couple of beers for the reception refreshments. Then, a mosh-pit-slash-riot set to hard rock.

Guyyyys, we have to make this happen. Let's help kaneman. It's a jail cell wedding. Never in my life would I have thought I'd have the chance to participate in something so awesome.

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Originally posted by FREMDFIRMA:
Much like this - one item of note is that my retinas are set too far forward, which means although I can't see a damn thing in bright sunlight, I have permanent nightvision, yadda yadda, which leads to epic fun in messing with people who don't.

-F

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Originally posted by FREMDFIRMA:
Much like this - one item of note is that my retinas are set too far forward, which means although I can't see a damn thing in bright sunlight, I have permanent nightvision, yadda yadda, which leads to epic fun in messing with people who don't.

-F

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For the moment, my ex has forbidden me to gift her a John Deere power wheels, despite her epic fascination with my mobility scooter, but some day I will introduce the youngling to the wonders of motorization, oh yes...

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