Puppy by Wulfenstar

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Puppy

POSTED BY: WULFENSTAR
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 7, 2011 06:47
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Monday, December 5, 2011 12:24 PM

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

Surprise.

Wulfenstar is going to be a father.

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

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Monday, December 5, 2011 12:36 PM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

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Monday, December 5, 2011 1:18 PM

DREAMTROVE

Congrats wulfendad

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Monday, December 5, 2011 1:28 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Aww.. pitter patter of widdle wolfie paws.

"The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein

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Monday, December 5, 2011 1:43 PM

BYTEMITE

Oh. For a moment I was confused and thought you were literally going to adopt a puppy.

I guess technically the leash should still work.

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Monday, December 5, 2011 7:28 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Congradulations Wulf, is this your first child? When is the baby due? Babies are soooooooooooooooo cute!!!!Let us know how things are going with the pregnancy and stuff

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 5:16 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

Yep, its our first child. Right now Mrs. Wulf has morning sickness pretty bad... (why they call it "morning sickness" and not "all-day-long-or-whenever-I-feel-like-it-sickness" is beyond me).

We are very excited and are looking forward to the first sonogram.

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 6:44 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

Congrats - have a stogie. A toast to your old world, get ready for Wulfenstar Part Duex, hello new meanings, old things you once found important will seem silly and inconsequential. Cheers!

Ding! Commence The Name Challenge!

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 7:49 AM

DREAMTROVE

Careful with the sonograms, from over here in the paranoid about medicine corner. It's probably a good idea for detecting problems early, but don't go for the "watch the baby" sonogram, because it's really bad for the baby to leave the machine on. It seems to disrupt brain development

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14231914/ns/health-childrens_health/t/ultr
asound-scans-can-affect-brain-development/

My double paranoia says "yes, but also the MSM likes to run scare stories about preventative care because the want to abolish the concept." Still, probably a good idea not to leave the machine running to watch the baby like people do on TV shows and movies.

Name challenge

Girls: Taara, ilo, Vetevana, or for the more mundane, Linda. (Also, Annettte and Tarja are nice names) Marjatta

Boys: Ooh, that's a toughie. It's harder to get away with being creative in a boys name* but I'll try: Toll, you really can't get away with names like Lemminkäinen or Väinämöinen. Aleksandr.

* if you're white

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:02 AM

BYTEMITE

I will propose my usual awful names, that I trot out every time someone in the extended family gets pregnant. Thank whatever deities that you have, guys, that you don't have to go to the BORING baby showers like us women do.

If a girl:

Sheniqua
Lashawndra
Zinc
Volva

If a boy:

Neon
Cobalt
Furious
Tiburon

And, of course, no bad name is complete without pairing it up with a middle name phrase. Such as "I Don't Know How To Swim" or "What's On The Television Tonight" or "Hell Is Other People" or "I Need A Drink."

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:14 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
I will propose my usual awful names, that I trot out every time someone in the extended family gets pregnant. Thank whatever deities that you have, guys, that you don't have to go to the BORING baby showers like us women do.

If a girl:

Sheniqua
Lashawndra
Zinc
Volva

If a boy:

Neon
Cobalt
Furious
Tiburon

And, of course, no bad name is complete without pairing it up with a middle name phrase. Such as "I Don't Know How To Swim" or "What's On The Television Tonight" or "Hell Is Other People" or "I Need A Drink."

I like Zinc and Furious. I have not heard of the middle name phrase, must be new, really opens things up don't it? I think in the spirit of more is more and to effect a sense of privilege Wulf should celebrate his new born's birthweek instead of birthday. A present a day for a week!

Magnovox
User 29531
Carl
Jiffy Pop Star

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 9:12 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
I will propose my usual awful names, that I trot out every time someone in the extended family gets pregnant. Thank whatever deities that you have, guys, that you don't have to go to the BORING baby showers like us women do.

If a girl:

Sheniqua
Lashawndra
Zinc
Volva

If a boy:

Neon
Cobalt
Furious
Tiburon

And, of course, no bad name is complete without pairing it up with a middle name phrase. Such as "I Don't Know How To Swim" or "What's On The Television Tonight" or "Hell Is Other People" or "I Need A Drink."

Gawd, Byte - I *so* wish my middle name was "Hell is Other People" now! That's freaking legen - (wait for it) - dary!

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 9:35 AM

BYTEMITE

<_< I actually wasn't mocking Wulf... I actually DO do that to my family.

They have the worst baby showers you can imagine. After I invented "Bad Baby Name Game" as a survival mechanism, it kind of became traditional for me.

Sorry. ._.

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 9:52 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
"Vegetable finger sandwiches"

Another good middle name phrase.

I used to work banquets and did a number of baby showers. My favorite one was all Japanese women, they did not speak any english so when they opened their gifts all we heard from the other room was:
paper rustling, oooooooohhhhh, aaaaaaahhhhhh, *japanese exclamations of delight*

paper rustling, oooooooohhhhh, aaaaaaahhhhhh, *japanese exclamations of delight*

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 10:16 AM

WISHIMAY

Congrats!!

Welcome to the "NOTHING is going to be the same for the next 18 years club"

Was this an expected development or?
Mine was mostly unexpected.
I hope it is nice and healthy, and all goes well with mom

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 10:33 AM

BYTEMITE

Pizmo: you know my pain.

Wulf: I don't normally do sentimental, but after some thought I decided this deserved a little more than my token non-effort.

This is going to be really cool. There's going to be another little browncoat running around in the world.

Also, you'll do all right parenting I think. If you ever get worried about how you're doing, just remember, at least you didn't name your kid Buffalo Chicken.

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 3:57 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Well every pregnancy is different so some women do feel sick a lot all day long in the first trimester. Is she sensative to smells and tastes or even topics brought up around her? I've seen that happen.

I'm sure you guys will pick a suitable name on your own.

Wish, its more like the "nothing will be the same EVER" club, because you don't stop being their mom once they're grown, they'll always be your kids. I know you know this.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 4:06 PM

KWICKO

Riona's got it right - my boss's first pregnancy was hell on her. She was sick all day, every day, and it was set off by the slightest things - the smell of one thing, the sight of another, the thought of a third; you name it, it made her sick.

She's well into her second pregnancy now, and it's much easier on her. So take that to heart - the next one's supposed to be better!

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 4:28 PM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by RionaEire:
Wish, its more like the "nothing will be the same EVER" club, because you don't stop being their mom once they're grown, they'll always be your kids. I know you know this.

Yes, but I hear yer supposed to give them a tad bit of space long about 18-20. You still get to worry, but not do much about it... Then eventually it's dinner every other Sunday... and not still trying to buy their underwear at 30, like certain mothers-in-law who shall not be named

I vow to give space....

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 5:02 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Wish, good luck with that, you don't know what hand you guys will be dealt in future.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 6:16 PM

WISHIMAY

Yeah, I know not everybody gets to do that, but that's usually a parents goal... Teach 'em to fly, even against the odds. Don't want her staying here like her damn fool of a momma, that's fer sure...

Oh, and I like Tack for a boy, and Mara for a girl....Keeps 'em short, I say...You'll be yellin it ALOT!!!

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 6:51 PM

MAGONSDAUGHTER

Congrats Wulf. Remember, a baby is not just for Christmas!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
I will propose my usual awful names, that I trot out every time someone in the extended family gets pregnant. Thank whatever deities that you have, guys, that you don't have to go to the BORING baby showers like us women do.

If a girl:

Sheniqua
Lashawndra
Zinc
Volva

If a boy:

Neon
Cobalt
Furious
Tiburon

And, of course, no bad name is complete without pairing it up with a middle name phrase. Such as "I Don't Know How To Swim" or "What's On The Television Tonight" or "Hell Is Other People" or "I Need A Drink."

Post of the week, Byte.

I had to add some additional names -

For boys

Robocop
Entity
Starfish
Egg
Awesome

For Girls

Pineapple
Chocolate
Meow
Tiara
Piano

As for middle names, you can't beat the 18th century religious types for their 'Walk With Jesus Smith' "Cleanliness is Next to Godliness Johnson".

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011 2:45 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

Thanks everyone.

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011 3:27 AM

DREAMTROVE

I second Meow and Tiara. Maybe it'll be twins.

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011 6:47 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Big congrats, Wulf; in this day and age, I think ANYONE brave enough to have a kid is worth a huzzah! Well, anyone who actually THINKS about it and does it deliberately, obviously. Go for it; your life has definitely changed; may it be more for the better than for the worst, which it no doubt will.

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