A life, severly edited, that Niki could never comprehend..... by 6IXSTRINGJACK

Jack:

Trolling is fun.

<3 Bytemite

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:13 PM

fair enough Storymark....

Any other story, I might get all up in arms or crazy like Tom Cruise in "Show Me the Money".....

I won't...

It is what it is.

It's a story of 5 brothers.

At birth, every single one born with an IQ 20-80 pts higher than yours....

Out of the original 3....

The oldest, me, gave up....

The middle is a retired soldier, married and having a kid...

The youngest is smarter than both of us combined, but can't legally drive a car because of state laws on his vision.

Being 20plus and unallowed to drive a car when you're of sound mind and not a mongoloid can wear on you.....

Do us both a favor and dont EVER ask him how he feels about that.

I'm just seriously letting you know that if you or anyone you know make fun of him for that I will seriously kill you for it.

That's not a threat, it's a promise.

His life is already hard enough.

God can only judge me for the blood on my hands for my bro now.

I actually try to avoid it and him now. I feel so bad about all of it....

If you ever posed a real threat to him or me, then after a single conversation you would stay gone or you would be gone.

Don't mind me....
I'm a phantom

if you know me, especially if you ever give me shit, you better check that by making peace with those you've slighted before

No good can come out of a family war, especially when you expect them to care for a brother....

We get along now....

I was a bad kid...

They were bad parents...

We recognize and reconcile...

Otherwise, fuck you for putting your two sense in.....

Nikki's bitch ass is worthless here....

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:23 PM

Just thinking about Niki or Kwicko's mindless liberal responses to this thread makes me sick.

I'm must going to listen to this great song before they poison everyone and turn half of you into gay anti-gun, nuts.....

"How's your kid Charlie?"....

"No worries... I aborted him on Friday! lol"

"lol"

infanticide is fun.....

murderers

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:28 PM

This thread needs more foxes. Please respond as to the derth of foxes on this thread.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
This thread needs more foxes. Please respond as to the derth of foxes on this thread.

This post has my humble vote for the most passive aggressive thread in internet history!

Appreciated Byte, although I figure you were rooting for the other side when you posted.....

3/10ths of the people you converse with here have never once held a gun in their hands.... let alone fired it........

9/10ths of them have never once tried to fight anything publicly, whether it was their phone bill or insurance or property taxes....

I may be wrong, but I totally put Nikki in both of those categories without proof.

Just pointing out that in tough times that you're idiots if you want the sheep to lead the blind....

Don't ask me to lead you when times really get bad.... I've got enough on my plate.....

In the mean time, stock food and water, and at least have a handgun with plenty of bullets, just in case it ever gets bad....

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:33 PM

*Bows*

But seriously. Vixens.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:34 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Thanks for sharing. LOL

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:39 PM

I hope you're not talking to me PN.......

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:39 PM

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what is going on herrre

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:41 PM

sure Byte...

What do you want to discuss?

EDITED TO ADD: The wolf is cute.... how do you say no to the wolf?

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:48 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

I always get a kick out of people who claim they're IQs are so much higher than anyone else's, yet they still can't learn how to properly spell a word or use even passable grammar and punctuation.

Keep telling us all how smart you are, Jack. And keep showing us all how smart you really aren't while you're at it. That shit never gets old.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I was wrong" - Hero, 2012

Mitt Romney, introducing his running mate: "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan!"

Rappy's response? "You're lying, gullible ( believing in some BS you heard on msnbc ) or hard of hearing."

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:50 PM

KWICKO

Does your brother cry and whine about shit half as much as you do?

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:55 PM

Keep judging me by my grammar and punctuation Kwick...

Michael Jordan's Jr. High coach wouldn't let him play....

Adolph Hitler's art never went anywhere, so he found a new career he excelled at....

It is said that Albert Einstein actually shed a tear when the Enola Gay touched down....

I'm sure whoever was in "control" of all three of them in their respective times LOVED people like you who were able to re-direct people from real issues and make them focus on the meaningless ones....

Kwick gets my vote for PUPPET OF THE YEAR!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:16 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:

I hope you're not talking to me PN.......

I do like your title, though -- simplistic, yet overly melodramatic, with a touch of nut.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PIRATENEWS:
I do like your title, though -- simplistic, yet overly melodramatic, with a touch of nut.

Seriously HAKEN, almighty god (lol) of this sad forum....

Isn't this the funniest post ever?

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PIRATENEWS:
Quote:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:

I hope you're not talking to me PN.......

I do like your title, though -- simplistic, yet overly melodramatic, with a touch of nut.

Seriously dip-shit....

Minus all the Jew-Hate, I'm the only friend you have here.......

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:45 PM

Yeah....?

Check it......

Jew hate still in tact...... lol

if my mom didn't grow up with you, we'd already have tattoed a swazie on you penis...

enjoy the "free forum" because you're on borrowed time....

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:51 PM

ARLO

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sincerely, 1933

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:56 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Quote:
Originally posted by PIRATENEWS:
Quote:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:

I hope you're not talking to me PN.......

I do like your title, though -- simplistic, yet overly melodramatic, with a touch of nut.

Seriously dip-shit....

Minus all the Jew-Hate, I'm the only friend you have here.......

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:58 PM

Beir bua agus beannacht

I'm watching your IQ go down by points like sand sifting out of an hour glass every time you get plastered and act like a rutting idiot on this forum.

Do you realize that if I wanted to I could put you to shame, or at least surpass you, with my own rants about the hand I was dealt in life? But I don't do that because no one wants to hear it. Its totally okay to come to your friends when you're having a hard time, but this is silly and you know it. Plus if you tell your friends what is really going on, how you really feel and talk to them every time you are struggling unfortunately they won't be your friends much longer. I'm pretty selective about what I tell my friends really for that very reason. Not having friends is worse than not being able to tell them everything. .

Plus your fixation with Niki is tiresome, find something else to winge about please, your repetoir is getting old and the trouble is that if you rant like this then no one will take you seriously when you're really having a legitimate hard time.

Sometimes I wish I had your phone number so I could tell you what a rutter you are. But you'd probably actually like that given your tastes and preferences so I won't waste my time. But a message from the Memsahib: Come on man, get over your unpleasant obsession with Niki and talk about something else. Even leaving her name out of your posts would legitimize your statements more.

Foxes are cool!!!!!!

I do agree with you though regarding parents. They are people too and they do the best they know to do at the time (except for the people who aren't meant for parenting and can't do it well at all). I'm so thankful for my parents, I would be dead in a gutter somewhere if it weren't for them. I couldn't ask for better parents and I'm so thankful for them. I tell them thank you a lot but I wish there was a way to really convey to them how greatful I am for them and all they do for me.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:25 PM

JONGSSTRAW

Six, forget about shiny and happy. That only exists in the movies. Here's an oldie but a goodie that is a bit more realistic.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:29 PM

The first half I totally agree with you Riona...

If I respected you 1/4 as much as the girls we've known before, the conversation would be over now...

Before we go any further, there are two things that you should know about me.

1) The ONLY reason i respect you is because not only do you have the, shall we call it "fortitude" as a woman to put me in my place, but (2) after reading your posts, time and time again, I realize that I was wrong or at the very least the "right" was a combination of our collective "rights".....

2) I've never met someone so "humble" outsie of any m/f "race" aside from me...

Honestly, Riona, I value your friendship and respect you as a peer at the very least.

I'm truly not sexist, regardless of any drunk bullshit I said about some stupid bitch you'd say it to if given the chance...., and my most trusted confident for 6 months was a girl I'd known for years. It was hard to deny, and I broke that rule one night.... for nearly a year we were just friends and it was nice having a real life friend of the opposite sex to bounce ideas off...

I truly wish we'd never gone there, and i admit that it ruined our relationship.....

If you haven't been able to tell by now, I thrive on "alone time", even to my detriment..... With a paid for house, life would likely be much easier with a live in KOOS and her kid...... just like my dad did....

I want it....

I want a real relationship...

Nobody can handle it....

Sure, living with me you'll never have to worry about a roof over youer head, but there are other things........

Most likely, you're not the girl reading this...

You're not the girl that will make me whole...

Advice to you....

don't ever try
I don't trust you, and my wife would kill you......

Conventional fun with me, an unfortunate fantasy of girls I meet, is no issue.. That's it though.... I've had my heart broken several times before and no temptations either real or fantasy can change my mind....

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:31 PM

JONGSSTRAW

And here's one with REM guy and 10,000 Maniacs gal that always used to help me get thru things.

Oak trees grow stronger...

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:40 PM

Yeah, I was giving Jack shit. I kinda thought that was why he made this thread.

It's just fun to let loose now and then, which I think what Jack is doing here. I thought I'd join in. We can have a trash talk party.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:41 PM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

What the FUCK is going on with this guy? Why does he have such a fixation with me, putting me in titles to his drunken rants? It's ridiculous!

I haven't read any of his posts, I kinda gather he's on some kind of soused self-pity party or something? I don't get why he does this shit of pointing to me, since I don't read his posts and I don't respond to him, but I suppose there's nothing I can do, so

Everyone here has a sad story to tell, I'm sure. But we DON'T--we talk about our lives, tell of something happening in them, etc., but Six is the only person I've ever seen here who goes on and on and on, ad nauseum, about how awful his life is, and I'm afraid I've got nothing to offer him. Some of the rest of you do, so why doesn't he fixate on YOU?

My husband, at 74, is finally going to stop working the day after tomorrow. He's worked all his life; he's terrified. We don't have much, and right now I'm dealing with the horrors of getting medical coverage (because despite my trying to deal with it with him, he's managed to avoid it, right up until tonight), if we can even afford it or what we'll have to give up in order TO afford it. Medicare is some kind of a safety net, but not much, as we all know. Given I'm only 64 and disabled, medical insurance for me is going to cost through the roof, what fun. That's my horror story for the day, but damned if I would bring it all here in detail and sob on a fan forum about it--but then I'm not a drunk, there's another point for marijuana.

Screw it; I just popped in because I'm on the computer dealing with all the health insurance bullshit...rave on, Leon.

Tit for tat got us where we are today. If we want to be grownups, we need to resist the ugliness. If we each did, this would be a better reflection on Firefly and a more welcome place. I will try.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:13 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Keep judging me by my grammar and punctuation Kwick...

Michael Jordan's Jr. High coach wouldn't let him play....

Adolph Hitler's art never went anywhere, so he found a new career he excelled at....

It is said that Albert Einstein actually shed a tear when the Enola Gay touched down....

I'm sure whoever was in "control" of all three of them in their respective times LOVED people like you who were able to re-direct people from real issues and make them focus on the meaningless ones....

Kwick gets my vote for PUPPET OF THE YEAR!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What "real issues"? The issues you have because you come from a fucked-up family full of fucked-up people and you have a bunch of fucked-up siblings? WWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHh!

Why don't you go fucking have a nice cry about it, pussy?

Grow the fuck up, get down off your bitty cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

Or hurry up and kill yourself. That's where you're heading anyway, so get off the slow train and jump on the express if you're that dead-set on doing it.

Somehow you even manage to take the one brother who you claim is more fucked up than you, and you make all his bullshit YOUR problem to cry about.

Seriously, dude - get some help.

BTW, I wasn't "judging" you by your grammar and punctuation; I was judging your IQ by them. You claim to have this great, high, wonderful IQ, which is *supposed to* measure one's ABILITY TO LEARN, and you've shown a nearly inexhaustible supply of dumb-ass in your INABILITY to learn. You can't learn how to spell, you can't learn how to write, you can't learn how to grow the fuck up and be a man, and you sure as hell can't learn how not to be a worthless piece of shit drunk.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I was wrong" - Hero, 2012

Mitt Romney, introducing his running mate: "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan!"

Rappy's response? "You're lying, gullible ( believing in some BS you heard on msnbc ) or hard of hearing."

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:19 PM

Beir bua agus beannacht

I don't really feel like you're all that sexist Jack. Some other ists maybe. Its interesting that you perceive me as humble, because I never thought of myself as such. I got a pretty high score on that narcisism quiz put up a while back, not enough to have something wrong with me, but at the top of average, I feared it would be higher.

Its okay to need alone time, not everyone is meant for living in multi person households. I'd just die if I had to live alone I think, I hope to not have to ever. But everyone is different and everyone needs different things and that's okay. I'm the kind of person who likes people, even though people are dumb. :)

Niki, that sounds daunting, I really hope you guys can figure it all out soon, just the idea is so overwhelming sounding. I'm thankful for being on our state health plan, its not perfect, but it is pretty good in comparison to some things including being in healthcare limbo.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:28 PM

Beir bua agus beannacht

You probably ought to disregard Quicko's suggestion that you kill yourself though, that won't accomplish anything and won't help your brother or your parents. As obnoxious and hideous as you can be I wouldn't encourage anyone to kill themselves, its not all its cracked up to be, dying in order to escape I mean.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:28 PM

I understand nothing else...

TOhttp://

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:40 PM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

S'okay, Riona. As you'll see in the thread I just put up, it's working out--in a very, very weird way! We'll do whatever we have to do to deal with it, that's what regular people DO, as everyone here but Six seems to know.

I, even more vociferously, regret Mike going off about suicide like that. That's a sick, inexcusable thing to do; you can come up with about a million ways to lash out at him, but that should NEVER be one of them. I have experience with that, with someone being told to do that and them following through--there are no words to tell you how horrific that is for all those left behind. Please don't, anyone, write what Mike did.

I may be disgusted by Six, but he's a human being, and given we've been attacked in so many ways by people here who have made remarks just like that, it shouldn't be anything we do here. It's been done to me, but I'm stable enough that it meant nothing; Six is not stable. Call him names if he pisses you off (which leads me to wonder why he's important enough for you to get so pissed off at a slobbering drunk who only comes here to rave on about how pitiful he is), tell him to go to hell; you've got plenty of imagination and lots of practice in playing that game back at those who've pulled it on you; use some of what I know is true intellect and good imagination, but please don't go there.

I do agree with you about intellect, definitely. Didn't know Six had claimed a high IQ, and I find that amusing. Intelligence is not the measure of a person, and quite often is used by people as a way to AVOID the other half--EQ, emotional quotient. Six's EQ is obviously in the bottom of the barrel, and it's EQ as much as anything that gets us through this crazy world. Hell, I've supposedly got a pretty high IQ myself, but it don't mean shit in the greater scheme of things, and using it as some kind of cudgel (I assume he has, since that's pretty common?) only shows just how pathetic and insecure the person is.

Hee, hee, hee; I glanced through others' posts, and hey ho, Mike: GOTCHA: "they're IQs".

Tit for tat got us where we are today. If we want to be grownups, we need to resist the ugliness. If we each did, this would be a better reflection on Firefly and a more welcome place. I will try.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:44 PM

I understand nothing else...

TOhttp://

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:45 PM

Beir bua agus beannacht

Niki, I too am rather shocked at Quicko's suicide comment, especially since he knows first hand how devistating it is when someone close to you does it, his best friend having died in that fashion.
:(

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:50 PM

Welcome to the first and last assembly of the Grand Council Of Bytemite's Asshole Country composed entirely of alter internet personas of the Grand Poohbah. Stand and represent assholes for the anthem and the presentation of the mascot.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all is one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

Thank you assholes, please put your pants back on. Is there any business to bring before the council?

Motion to change name to family friendlier Rumpus Country!

Fuck no. Denied. Now and forever. Remove number 657 and remind them why I am the benevolent dictator here.

Get rid of the fox, it's creepy.

The fox is awesome and you know it.

It's really not! Isn't there a zoo or something around here?

This whole place is a zoo. You can stand in the corner and hear the call of the Asshole country. Jack London ventured forth with a dog sled team and never returned. He says "hi." It sounds like vulpine for whatthehellisthis.

Why is there a bear in here?

Ambiance. I thought the chainsaw was a nice touch.

Concerns exist that this is a parody and/or this is a mockery of the session. The answer is yes.

What does the Council have to say in answer to claims that the trash talk party is trailing in the polls?

What polls? There aren't any other parties, just jokers to the left of me and clowns to the right. We don't even have a media, get out of here, you're banned. Do we have any real business here or are we done?

Housing problem? Are you kidding me? The chair calls for serious business now, fuck people, why is this so difficult? Don't piss off the chair.

The chair recognizes the drunkard from whine street. But completely takes back the recognition because that chick is just going to belch the alphabet backwards.

Look, we can refine angst diamonds using the sheer pressure of my bullshit, let's move this along.

Motion to move this trainwreck to Troll Country?

Motion seconded, thirded... The Ayes have it, motion passes. See you all on the flip side.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 6:46 PM

Beir bua agus beannacht

That being said, I don't think I've ever seen anything get moved to troll country, come to think of it I don't think there's anything in there.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 7:22 PM

It happens... sometimes. But Haken has to notice it. And care. And the guy cares about firefly and the board, but part of the reason this board is so awesome is he doesn't really care about policing it and whatnot.

However, I said it's trollcountry and so this corner of the RWED is now trollcountry! Whether it's physically moved or not is just semantics, trollcountry is about the attitude.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 7:38 PM

Beir bua agus beannacht

"I wouldn't really call Goofy a dog, ... but he's not really a person either. Goofy's more of a ... state of mind"
Jennifer

"Speghetti is sort of the black sheep of the Italian food family"
Jennifer

Is it any wonder I love this person and she completes my world? :)

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 7:43 PM

Quote:

"Speghetti is sort of the black sheep of the Italian food family"
Jennifer

If by "black sheep" she means "the best thing ever OMG rabidity" then yes.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013 9:15 PM

Beir bua agus beannacht

Well she doesn't like speghetti, so that's not what she means. Its not the sentiment that I identify with, since I really like speghetti, its just that she has a special way of saying things. Since we're trolling now I thought I'd just bring one of my favorite people into this thread and spatter it with things she says.

And her and my favorite monologue:
A pingpong ball from a local sports store was my failsafe, and it worked, rolling and bouncing most of the way down the stairs. But after playing with that a couple of times I felt like I was cheating, I mean, its a ball its _designed to do that.

As a foreigner its easy to make certain assumptions that turn out to be totally unfounded, like how cheap everything must be in a country where the beer costs less than a dollar and is served with a snack of dried fish. Disappointed by my inauthentic pingpong ball dalliances I figured I would just _buy a baby carriage. Odessa may be a beautiful city on the sea, replete with shady squares and Baroque archetecture, but its no paradise, especially if you're in the market for a baby carriage. I swung by a store with the promising name of Baby's World in the hopes of picking up a stroller on the cheap. ...
Tune in for more next time, will he find the baby carriage he seeks?

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:37 AM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

That Fox video is fantastic. I never knew what kind of sounds they make: now I do! Thank you.

As to all the rest of this, I say

I would say it seems like Six is having "one of those days":

but it seems he ALWAYS is, so,

Tit for tat got us where we are today. If we want to be grownups, we need to resist the ugliness. If we each did, this would be a better reflection on Firefly and a more welcome place. I will try.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:41 AM

STORYMARK

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Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
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I think this image perfectly sums up the intent of the whole thread...

Excuse me while I soak in all these sweet, sweet conservative tears.

"We will never have the elite, smart people on our side." -- Rick "Frothy" Santorum

"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:51 AM

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Bingo.

Tit for tat got us where we are today. If we want to be grownups, we need to resist the ugliness. If we each did, this would be a better reflection on Firefly and a more welcome place. I will try.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 8:07 AM

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As to all the rest of this, I say

Without Pitchers? I can help with that. Not without unnecessary img tags because the coding is broken though.

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And yes, pretty much.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:31 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Actually I can sum it up even better, in one shot.

-F

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:39 AM

STORYMARK

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Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
Not without unnecessary img tags because the coding is broken though.

All you need is the url. Img tags are unnecessary on this board.

Excuse me while I soak in all these sweet, sweet conservative tears.

"We will never have the elite, smart people on our side." -- Rick "Frothy" Santorum

"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:17 AM

Not always. It's broken and inconsistent.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:06 PM

Beir bua agus beannacht

But get this: Not only did they not have baby carriages, they couldn't even hazard up a guess of who _might. They sent me to Chico, another carriageless baby store, the Chico people recommended me to Amposhka one block over. (faint talking in Russian). Amposhka had baby carriages, but they were rediculously expensive, I mean the cheapest model cost the equivelent of several hundred dollars. Which is fine _I _guess, but you have to keep in mind the average Ukrainian couple makes something like 80 dollars a month. I don't know who was buying these things, but I certainly wasn't going to lay out that money for a radio prop.

CLANK CLANK CLANK.

This ... is not a baby carriage. Its a luggage cart I picked up from a guy selling post cards and film. Not bad eh? Well good enough that when I first tried it out I seriously considered just _saying it was a baby carriage and calling it a day, you know, some vintage Soviet thing with bad ball barrings. Going vintage however did seem like a good idea. So I headed over to Privo's Market. Its a cross between a department store on one hand and a recycling center on the other. There's caviar, shoes, things like that. And then there's the rusty tools laid out on moth eaten blankets, and the old school 5 and a quarter inch floppy disk drives. There was even a man selling wheels, just wheels, including a matching set of three that had obviously been taken from a perambulator at some point. I guess it shouldn't come as such a shock that imported Western baby carriages are so expensive in a country like Ukraine. ...

That's all I have memorized, I have a recording of it on my computer. It sounds really good when the guy does it, complete with sound effects. It also sounds good when I do it out loud. It sounds better when Jennifer and I do it out loud together.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:11 PM