For our resident villain by thatweirdgirl

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For our resident villain

POSTED BY: THATWEIRDGIRL
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 26, 2009 15:53
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 7:51 AM

I don't think I need to name names here, but a certain one of us either already has this disguise or needs to get it for those times when twisting of the mustache is necessary.

http://newbury-comics.amazonwebstore.com/Instant-Villain-Disguise-Kit/
M/B001E1R7U0.htm

You know I love ya.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 8:05 AM

CHRISISALL

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I don't think I need to name names here,

Oh, go ahead & name names...

The laughing Chrisisall

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 8:13 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Oh, hell, TWG - you gotta KNOW he's already got all that, AND the cape to pull it all together, too!

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 9:02 AM

WASHNWEAR

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I don't think I need to name names here, but a certain one of us either already has this disguise or needs to get it for those times when twisting of the mustache is necessary.

http://newbury-comics.amazonwebstore.com/Instant-Villain-Disguise-Kit/
M/B001E1R7U0.htm

You know I love ya.

Ooh, ooh - I know! It's Anthony, isn't it?!

http://www.samstoybox.com/toys/Hugo.html/

W W HMTF D ?
What would Hugo, Man of a Thousand Faces do?

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 12:15 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

I suspect he has a Snidely-esque ensemble in his closet.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown
www.thatcostumegirl.com
www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 3:16 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Actually I do, but I kinda drew the line at a mustache and goatee, it used to make you look diabolical, but now you look like some disaffected gen-X castaway who's working loss prevention for Best Buy...

Still, having one of these handy wouldn't be a bad idea for that whole at-need telephone booth costume change - wonder if one could get it with a pop-up top hat, hmmm.

I got a good rant off yesterday to a group of folk flaming the local police not so much for corruption and abuse - but for how *incompetent* they are about it, I swear, nothing rooks a professional like watching an amateur make a bad job worse, and there's just NO excuse for halfass villainry!

Either you do it outright, and dare anyone to stop you, or you make sure no one can prove it - but you don't mix n match, especially not in the middle of the gambit, it's just... unprofessional, you know ?
*derisive sniff*
And you most CERTAINLY do not go whining to the press claiming you didn't do it when you're on camera having done it, AND they have a copy of you gloating about it in official email, oh hell no, unless you wanna claim alien possession, and that excuse went out the door with the silver age!

About the only excuse they *could* have fallen back on at that point and carried it off is the Texan tirade; "Man had it comin, he was an asshole." - you just have to love a region where "He needed killin" is a viable excuse for turning outright murder into justifiable homicide, even if it is full of jumped up inbred rednecks with delusions of grandeur.

For myself, I favor the Aubrey defense - make your misdeeds so very outrageous that even the direct witnesses are hesitant to call you on it because even *trying* to relate the tale makes them look insane!

-Frem
Reccommended Source: http://www.villainsource.com/index.html
(Now where's my damn discount, you berks!)

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 3:47 PM

KWICKO

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About the only excuse they *could* have fallen back on at that point and carried it off is the Texan tirade; "Man had it comin, he was an asshole." - you just have to love a region where "He needed killin" is a viable excuse for turning outright murder into justifiable homicide, even if it is full of jumped up inbred rednecks with delusions of grandeur.

As a Texan, let me just say THAT was goddam FUNNY!

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 3:53 PM

FREMDFIRMA

A note on that last, btw.

While VillainSource's Panasonic DX supervillain personal assistant ain't half bad, for myself I am going with a more evil droid built by those nightmare renders down at the Sanrio corporation, the Actroid DER 2.

(stupid youtube, forget it, look it up yourself)

Not only is she somewhat more personable, she's also quite effective bait for would be seducer heros, especially when the poor fools realize she has remote telemetry and a wonderfully devastating destruct device.

So why buy the DX, and the Realdoll deathtrap when you can get a 2-for-1 bargain from Sanrio ?

-Frem

(Ok, you can put the gun DOWN now, Ms Kitty)

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