CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #5 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #5

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 04:54
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Monday, December 6, 2004 5:45 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Cilantro!

Well, another week, and another slew of ruttin' tough choices...which reminds me! Last chance to vote on a format for this game! Go to

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/876727 (opens new window)

and vote...whether you contribute or just read for fun, please vote! We've had like 30 votes and we get 100's of hits on the thread so I am sure there are a few more of you closet CT readers out there! Voting is anonymous, so vote already!

Now back to the meat and potatoes (I'll let you decide which is which *hee hee!*)

Last week's winner, chosen not only for the humor but for the "Fireflyified" feel of the quote...

Congrats Gojiro! And now for this week we have our namesake, flyin' solo...

Mal: AUGH! I think Crow just busted my plow...

Cilantro!
TCM

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Monday, December 6, 2004 6:05 PM

JEBBYPAL

Look! My face is rubber I tell you. Rubber

The 2004 Blue Sun Fanfic Awards
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Monday, December 6, 2004 6:09 PM

SUCCATASH

"... and the cat made a face like THIS before I hit it with the Mule."

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

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Monday, December 6, 2004 8:24 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Gorramit! These pants are WAAY too tight.

Keep flying

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 3:35 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

(in his best Gomer Pyle voice): Aww, gee, Sarge. Surrrprise, surrprise, surprise!

Picture is captured closer to the Awww than the rest, but work with me here.

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!
"You can get a lot further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
See my Firefly Store: http://www.cafepress.com/NorCalRiviera

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 4:10 AM

MANTICHORUS

MAL (singing): #Ooo-klahoma!#

OR

MAL: "Aoowww! I'm bad, I'm bad..."

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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 4:48 AM

EST120

yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh! another ringer! told you i was good at horseshoes!

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 5:19 AM

DAIKATH

"Jayne! Im sure Kaylee didnt mean this when she asked what was up my ass."

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 6:06 AM

CYBERSNARK

"They moved the release date to WHEN?!?"
(Yeah, I'm still on that.)

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 9:15 AM

MALICIOUS

Mal: "Gorramit, ya little feeb, or Tiny Tim, whatever the hell your name is! Get your gorram crutch off my gorram foot!"

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 9:46 AM

TUDYKRAWKS

Mal: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW they're brother and sister, that's just the gorram wrongest thing i've seen in the verse"

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 10:37 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Mal: Listen here Wash, u filthy little rimmer! You point that gorram vibrating thing anywhere near my arse again and I'll beat you open like a pinata, boy!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Tuesday, December 7, 2004 10:41 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

A target reference joke for UK Browncoats:

(Mal putting on his best Victor Meldrew voice after catching Kaylee and Simon finally kissing each other.)

MAL: "I DOOOON'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE IT!"

Or something for everyone else:

(Stepping on cow excrement.) *SQUELCH!*
(Mal putting on his best Fred Flintstone voice.)

MAL: "ZOE!!!"

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 3:59 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Narrator: Rather than schedule the dreaded annual prostate examination, Capt Malcolm Reynolds instructs his doctor to "just surprise me and get it over with."

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 6:01 AM

SHINYHAPPYKLIN

"We gotta go to that crappy town where I'M a hero..."
Shiny stuff for Browncoats at: http://www.cafepress.com/outtotheblack

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 6:03 AM

SHINYHAPPYKLIN

okay, I'm not sure what's happening here, but it's not letting me "reply with quote"...all I get is blank stuff.

the one about the cat being hit by the mule made me laugh out loud in class...my students gave me funny looks (but what else is new...)

"We gotta go to that crappy town where I'M a hero..."
Shiny stuff for Browncoats at: http://www.cafepress.com/outtotheblack

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 5:33 PM

EBONEZER

Mal: I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! See?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 6:04 PM

DARKJESTER

"Jaaaaaaaayyne! You got some 'splainin to do!!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004 7:52 PM

GUNRUNNER

Simon (Off Screen): No River don't bite him!!
Mal: My Yarggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

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Thursday, December 9, 2004 5:50 AM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

"Matt Damon!" (America! F##k, yeah!)

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Thursday, December 9, 2004 8:41 AM

GRRARRG

"Well, there's fried protein, boiled protein, protein gumbo, coconut protein, . . ."

I don't know, he's just sticking that lower lip waaaay out there.

I mock you with my monkey pants

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Saturday, December 11, 2004 4:49 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM

"Thundercats, HO-o-o-o-o-o!"

or

"I have the power!"

or

"Yo, Joe!"

Okay, so I'm on an 80's cartoon kick, what's it to ya. Y'all just be glad I couldn't think up a Silverhawks reference. No, wait, here's one now...
"...the might, the muscle, the menace of Monstar!"

Bwahahaha

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 4:54 AM

TAUSETIPRIME

Quote:
Originally posted by WildHeavenFarm:
"Thundercats, HO-o-o-o-o-o!"

or

"I have the power!"

or

"Yo, Joe!"

Okay, so I'm on an 80's cartoon kick, what's it to ya. Y'all just be glad I couldn't think up a Silverhawks reference. No, wait, here's one now...
"...the might, the muscle, the menace of Monstar!"

Bwahahaha

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

Im laughing now, and will be for days....the first one is good (thundercats) and the rest are just funny. If only Mal could be quit being maudlin for a couple seconds, this would be an amazing line for him. You get my vote

They didnt call it the dark ages because it was dark.

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