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I think we outta thank Haken
Saturday, December 11, 2004 3:48 PM
TETHYS
Saturday, December 11, 2004 3:58 PM
POTEMKINVILLAGER
Saturday, December 11, 2004 4:11 PM
EMBERS
Saturday, December 11, 2004 4:33 PM
MANIACNUMBERONE
Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:34 PM
PINGJING
Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:35 PM
MONTANAGIRL
Saturday, December 11, 2004 9:06 PM
ROCKETJOCK
Sunday, December 12, 2004 2:45 AM
MALICIOUS
Sunday, December 12, 2004 9:11 AM
Sunday, December 12, 2004 9:53 AM
CORNCOBB
Sunday, December 12, 2004 10:22 AM
CYBERSNARK
Sunday, December 12, 2004 12:30 PM
NEEDLESEYE
Sunday, December 12, 2004 2:05 PM
YT
the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same
Quote:Originally posted by tethys: What do I see when I first load the board today? I'll tell you: The festive "decoration" at the top of the board itself. I thought it was a great touch, and marveled at how there was no post about it,
Sunday, December 12, 2004 2:10 PM
GOJIRO
Sunday, December 12, 2004 2:55 PM
BROWNCOAT1
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
Sunday, December 12, 2004 4:37 PM
Sunday, December 12, 2004 10:26 PM
PURPLEBELLY
Monday, December 13, 2004 7:22 AM
JAKE7
Monday, December 13, 2004 7:23 AM
ZOID
Quote:...Christmas has been outsourced this year
Monday, December 13, 2004 9:15 AM
Quote:Mr. Kringle promptly closed the North Pole shop and moved his entire operation ...
Monday, December 13, 2004 10:00 AM
KELLAINA
Monday, December 13, 2004 10:38 AM
GORRAMREAVERS
Monday, December 13, 2004 10:53 AM
STILLSHINY
Monday, December 13, 2004 11:11 AM
Quote:Originally posted by zoid: P'Belly wrote: Quote:...Christmas has been outsourced this year You jest, but the Elves' Union filed a grievance against work conditions with the NLRB, and OSHA perforce did an inspection of North Pole workshops and found them to be "dangerously overcrowded". The owner-operator, a Mr. K. Kringle (alias: S. Claus or simply "Father Christmas") remains incommunicado, but was issued a cease and desist order until Federal safety requirements -- no more than 5 elves per bench, not more than 10 benches per shop, properly marked fire exits and extinguishers -- were completely satisfied. Mr. Kringle promptly closed the North Pole shop and moved his entire operation to Thailand, where there is an infinitesimal Elf population, but a sizeable work force of 5-year olds, which are roughly the same size as the Elves. This meant 'S. Claus' could reuse his existing employee uniforms. Since there is, as yet, no 5-year old workers' union, this means that Christmas will not only be on time, but at a significant profit to its shareholders. The picture for the North Pole economy is not so rosy, however, with all the suddenly redundant Elves standing in soup lines... Noël-ly, zoid P.S. Does anybody else think the phrase 'suddenly redundant' sounds like a good title for a sitcom? It'd only be funny if you have a job, of course; but, we really needn't overly concern ourselves with the sensitivities of the unemployed, right? I mean, it's not like they have televisions, or homes to put them in, or -- most importantly -- money to spend on the sponsors' products. Happy Christmas! P.P.S. Oops! Thank you for all you do, Haken. You're our union-approved Father Christmas! (I know you ran those Christmas lights past OSHA, right?)
Monday, December 13, 2004 11:26 AM
SOULOFSERENITY
The Man They Call Soul...
Monday, December 13, 2004 11:50 AM
PSYCHICRIVER
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